Gale is my 1950s weak male wife that cooks dinner for me after a long day of work and looks after the kids.
(yes I made this)
Hey everyone! Thanks for stopping by my little corner of the internet. My name's Blue. Here, you can find all my writing in one place, as well as my rules for requests. I hope you enjoy your stay!
FYI: This blog is 18+. If you do not have your age in your bio, I will block you.
Rules:
This blog is my safe space, and by extension, I want it to be other people's safe space, too. I will not tolerate any sort of hateful messaging or discriminatory language. If you have critiques of my writing, I always love feedback, but remember that I'm human too, so please be kind to me and others. I'm down for a healthy debate on any fandom topic, and I love hearing other people's opinions about characters or plot elements. Let's just keep it civil!
I'm currently writing for just BG3, but that may change in the future.
Requests: Currently open
Character List:
Astarion
Gale
Wyll
Lae'zel
Karlach
Shadowheart
Raphael/Haarlep
Rolan
Zevlor
Gortash
Halsin
Minthara
What I will write:
Character x Reader
Fluff
Angst (but expect happy endings lol, my heart can't take unresolved conflict)
Smut (see list of kinks below)
Canon compliant
Non-canon compliant
What I will not write:
Dubcon/Noncon/Incest etc.
Any smut involving body fluids that aren't usually present during sex
Roleplay (unless the request interests me)
Character x Character
I'm open to writing about character death, but nothing involving death of major characters
Kinks I'm cool with writing (including but not limited to):
Bondage
Breeding
Spitting
Consensual hitting/spanking etc.
Voyeurism
Dom/sub situations
I'll write situations involving suspected cheating, but nothing involving actual cheating
Just like the Bill of Rights, just because it's not listed above, does not mean something isn't included. If you have questions about what I will/won't write, just ask!
Masterlist
Astarion
Break of Dawn
Ongoing longfic following the adventures and really complicated feelings of a Lathanderian tiefling cleric and Astarion refusing to admit they're in love
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Gale is also 💯 the MVP of this chapter. He may not be getting the romance partner role in this fic, but he’s def gunning for bestie status 👯♂️
Chapter summary: Lae’zel puts Astarion and Miss Fortune through the paces, training them relentlessly until they learn to work together better. Things get flirtatious between the rogues as they get to know each other better, and Shadowheart puts Miss Fortune on the spot to reveal their past.
Read the full chapter on AO3! https://archiveofourown.org/works/64221298/chapters/166716742
Excerpt:
“It’s time for the two of you to start warming up,” the warrior commanded as soon as she noticed Miss Fortune was done eating. There was no room for bargaining or arguing in her tone. “You will go to the clearing, you will stretch every muscle, do push-ups, sit-ups, and squats to exhaustion twice, and lastly you will run until I decide to come stop you. Then, I will train you until I am satisfied that you’ve learned the lesson at hand.”
Miss Fortune could hear Astarion complaining under his breath the whole way to the clearing, and when they arrived he turned on them with a huff.
“Why don’t you just leave me at camp to watch the cook pot?” He demanded, waving his hands wildly. “Why put us through all this just to keep me on the road with you?”
“Is that what you want? To stay in camp?” They asked as they began to stretch their arms and shoulders.
“Wha—I didn’t say that,” the vampire countered, beginning his own stretches. “It’s just, wouldn’t that be easier?”
“And miss out on your witty banter and gorgeous face all day? Doesn’t sound easier to me,” Miss Fortune grinned.
“Oh, well in that case…” Astarion feigned sheepishness, brushing a curl behind his pointy ear. “Glad to see someone around here has good taste.”
“And you would know after last night, wouldn’t you? How good my taste is?” Miss Fortune dropped to the ground to begin stretching the lower half of their body. They chanced a quick glance up at the vampire and noticed an almost imperceptible shudder of ecstasy as he presumably recalled the taste of their blood. The half-elf had to look away quickly, hoping he didn’t catch sight of the hot blush razing across their cheeks.
“Aha! How delightful. Yes, you were scrumptious, my sweet. But to whom am I speaking today? Because it’s certainly not the same sad little bird who was ready to curl up and die last night.” Astarion followed suit, practically bending himself in half with seemingly no effort. Miss Fortune tried unsuccessfully not to let their eyes - or mind - drift too much at the sight. There was no denying that he had a great body, and the incredible flexibility had them feeling some type of way.
I made a dumb thing 🙃
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Devotion, commissioned by @marduksstuff ❤️ A Bhaalspawn to be his father's killer and a wizard to be his goddesses sacrifice. Othello was made to be a weapon but love was his saving grace when it came to Gale. Love was everything he needed. Gale forgot his goddess for him. Othello forgot his god just as well. I like to think that they embody the Euripides quote:
“Pylades: I’ll take care of you. Orestes: It’s rotten work. Pylades: Not to me. Not if it’s you.”
Sketch below the cut
(My Tav’s name is Rory)
Tongues & Teeth
Song by The Crane Wives
who would know your husband better than his evil ex that lives in your living room?
this is a comic about a little au ive got where after the netherbrain is handled, durge finds gortash's body and resurrects him to give him another chance and "fix him" like how dying made durge a better person.
gortash has no choice but to live with some weirdo wizard and his old friend who changed so much that enver can barely recognize him.
I suddenly lost motivation and energy to draw and do anything else out of nowhere for a few weeks again... Have an animated version this _(:3」∠)_
Had to pick 2 medias and make one in the art style of the other... So here is BG3 in the Hades artstyle !
Had to draw characters, backgrounds, props and illustration !
Showed my friend a picture of Gale Dekarios. He thought it was Jesus.
im so sad astarion and gale wont be poly with me 😔😔😔 i cant choose between them
hi im baldur von gate and welcome to jackass