Frank Burns - Blog Posts
Watching "Margaret's Engagment" right now. The bastard's drawn me in again.
Every time I feel sorry for Frank for more than ten minutes, he does something really racist and all my feelings for him sour. It's a real vicious cycle that I just can't seem to break.
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M.A.S.H Daemons!!!
Names and Species: Hawkeye - Evelyn (Capuchin monkey) Trapper - Aileen (Irish Wolfhound) BJ - Matilda (Golden retriever) Father Mulcahy - Máiréad (Highland cow) Margaret - Conley (Rooster) Charles - Patricia (Berkshire pig) Klinger - Hani (chukar) Radar - Aishling (Little brown bat) Henry - Winnie (Jackrabbit) Col. Potter - Lorraine (Catahoula Leopard Dog) Sidney - Rivka (Polyphemus moth) Frank - Karen (turkey)
If you’re wondering at all the dogs and farm animals, I imagined that was probably common in the 1940′s when there wasn’t a lot of exposure to more relatively exotic animals (unless you’re Hawkeye who went to the zoo once and had to be special)
If anyone wants to tell me my choices are wrong… don’t. don’t do that. that’s mean.
happy valentines from MASH 4077!! feel free to fill them out and spread the love 💌 💞 💌 (if your fav isn't here, don't worry, the rest will be posted tomorrow! additionally, i'd like to make one more to make so don't forget to vote in the poll! also: this whole project was inspired by @pacificsaury's ds9 valentines from 2023!)
Happy birthday Larry Linville (1939 - 2000), M*A*S*H’s Major Frank Burns
I am on the episode of mash where they throw frank a birthday party and I love every single character in this show so much 😭 frank was so happy that they remembered his birthday it was so sweet. Ugh I love everyone
I would love to read/be able to write a M*A*S*H fanfic where Margaret meets Charles on one of her many trips to Tokyo for R&R, they get together and she has to hide it from Frank why she’s constantly going to Tokyo. And what happens when Frank leaves and Charles is assigned to the 4077th? Maybe he comes earlier and they have to avoid Frank’s constant “secret” visits to Margaret? Just really want some Margaret/Charles with some Frank interaction!!
MASH S5E2 “Margaret’s Engagement”
Frank: *to Margaret* Might be nice to have a little youth for a change.
Hawkeye: Is it too late to fake my death?
Just finished season 4 of MASH
I know this art blog is quickly becoming a MASH rampage (not intentional, I swear) but I really want to give my thoughts on the season 4 finale and this seems like the best place to do it.
An incomplete list of every moment that struck me in S4E24: The Interview:
Hawkeye's demeanour in this episode is entirely different than in 'Yankee Doodle doctor', particularly his behaviour toward the film crew. This is unsurprising, but still significant to me.
I loved hearing Radar talk about his earthworms. I love whenever the characters engage in genuine hobbies outside of their jobs in the army, but hearing Radar babble about his earthworms was especially lovely.
"War is just killing, that's all." - Klinger
Hawkeye is so honest this episode, and he does it all with this completely checked out look, eyes glazed over.
Hawkeye also sums up his whole entire character. He talks about putting on a 'coat' of morale just to make others stop believing in where they are because it's the only way he can feel present. He also get's asked how he stays sane, which is pretty significant foreshadowing, to which he answer with a list of frankly insane things to do. It reminds me of the S1 episode where he pretended to lose it in order to get time off, but also of all the little times in episodes where he did something that was a bit outlandish, a bit crazy, and somehow also made perfect sense, like when he (briefly) pretended to be a corpse in an attempt to get back to his father.
"There's so much more to care about," and "It just doesn't matter anymore," are two things Hawk says in basically one breath and boy is that relatable.
I've already seen this clip but Mulcahy talking about the steam and the bodies in the cold hurts every time.
Genuine, non-sexual focus and appreciation for the nurses and the jobs they do.
Referencing the episode where Radar get's drunk in Tokyo and him looking so abashed about it.
"If I knew all the answers, I'd run for God." -Klinger again
More on Klinger– Usually he takes advantage of any opportunity to display his insanity to higher ups. He doesn't do that here. He talks entirely sincerely about his joy for home and his hate for the war. You can really see every emotion on his face. He is so real.
Radar's compassion for the local Koreans. There's something special about it coming from him specifically that I can't quite pinpoint but I love it. Maybe because he comes from such a similar background but is now in a position where the people he answers to tell him that he's better than them. I think Radar must feel he has more in common with the local farmers than with his own colleagues.
I've never thought about it before, but it makes so much sense that Potter misses being around people his own age, and I could probably go on about that forever but I probably shouldn't.
Father Mulcahy looks so tired.
BJ smiles when he greets his wife and daughter, but when he looks down he looks devastated. How hard must it be to talk to his family through a TV screen. The acting in this episode it amazing.
I think it was BJ who talked about being torn between his love for the people he worked with and wanting to erase them from his memory, which reminded me of a line from the MASH fanfic I wrote before I even watched this episode; 'Nothing makes me happier than having people to miss, and that they’re far enough away that I can miss them.' (Check out my short fic, it's called After Life - Hawkeye's Poem)
The narrator ends by saying that they're doing what they do best but what they'd rather not do in a place they'd rather not be and I think that's just about the point of the show
All said, amazing episode, perfect acting, did what just about every episode of MASH does and gave me a deep sense of melancholy. I've seen a lot about this episode on here and I totally get why but I think we should also give some appreciation to the episode before it (Deluge) because I genuinely believe that that was just as good.
The people have spoken. I will work my way through all of them in order of most votes (yes even frank you jerks)
Frank especially. That man is into some interesting things.
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