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Damn fortune cookies
Since when did fortune cookies dole out condescending life advice rather than give out fortunes?
The Asian in me is greatly disappointed, and very much judges you. I mean, I once got a fortune with no fortune, and another time a fortune with nothing written on it...that happened like 3 times in my life.
Also the Asian in me, “I’m super annoyed at you, but do you want food?”
Look what I got in a fortune cookie. LOOK AT IT. Of course I automatically thought of Glass Joe 😅
I remember this from a fortune cookie I received after dinner some odd years back.... Can you say foreshadowing?
😮 que me quera decir Doña Fortuna, dos galletas en un paquete. / What does Ms Fortune want to tell me, two fortune cookies in a bag.
I got an almost ominous fortune cookie today. Lowkey feeling threatened.
Scrapbook #16: Hostiles (Click for full-size image.)
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Scrapbook #8: Anglica (Click for full-size image.)
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Thats the best fortune ive ever gotten! The previous ones just didnt make sense. Excuse my rachet nails and feet.
