the hunger games
ok hear me out on this one: ford is katniss (also making stan prim), fiddleford is peeta, and bill is snow, but hes not humanoid, like hes still a triangle
gameshow au
basically, bill is a gameshow host, and ford is his contestant.
twilight au
bill is edward (also the rest of the henchmaniacs are the rest of the cullens), ford is bella, fiddleford is jacob, and stan is charlie (except obviously him and ford are brothers, not father and daughter lol). also maybe this makes dipper and mabel essentially renesme…? idk its crack for a reason.