Erik Lehnsherr - Blog Posts

Watching X-Men first class isn’t enough, I need it imprinted into my soul.

Can anybody hear me

I think I may have found a new hyperfixation

is the x-men just a bunch of whores bc istg i've seen every single x-men shipped with every other x-men

lets be real if taika waititi wrote the x-men series he 100% would've made erik and charles kiss on screen

Erik: Who the fuck are you?

Charles: Your boyfriend

Peter: Your son

Raven: Your friend although you and I tried to kill each other for several times after we kissed

Charles: WAT YOU GUYS KISSED?

Kurt: MOM

I swear to god I thought Nina (Erik's kid) was Lorna Dane (aka. Polaris)

And when she started to attract animals I was like oops, never mind

magneto: how do you have so much faith in humans to do the right thing when they have proven you wrong time and time again?

the humble charles xavier:

running list of ships that need to make out in doomsday:

1. sambucky

2. cherik

3. sentryagent

and if i started learning german because of erik lehnsherr and russian because of bucky barnes

being accused of shooting jfk isn't an entry level requirement to be my comfort character but it sure is an interesting bonus

my two favorite morally grey former lab rat nazi hating misunderstood metal powered old men are going to be in the same film if anyone cares

i can't see thunderbolts* for two weeks so if the whole uproar of a sambucky divorce is actually just from one heated fight i will be so pissed

you know what? fuck trying to avoid thunderbolts* spoilers because i am NOT going to wait to defend sam wilson (or anthony mackie) while people drag him for some bullshit reasons

cherik level of toxicity where charles will verbally convince a potential love interest to not fall for erik and erik will physically threaten anyone who looks at charles (they're still divorced)

actually i don't want patrick stewart and ian mckellen to make out in doomsday because that would make the ship canon

i want marvel to write their silly scenes and do whatever (because they will anyway) and let the fandom handle the rest because the fun of shipping isn't forcing marvel's hand, it's watching them squirm as we point out not so subtle gay subtext between characters they actively try to sell as "just really close best friends"

two best explanations for why a ship is canon:

1. *detailed analysis of each on-screen interaction, breaking down dialogue exchanges, pointing out every single microexpression, identifying metaphors for a romantic relationship, reading between the lines, presenting theories with supporting evidence from the canon material*

2. "have you seen them they literally eye-fuck every time they're in the same space"

"who can cook better, erik or charles" erik can literally wield magnetic fields. charles most likely grew up with chefs. and even with his powers, charles might know how to cook but has poor execution. and even without his powers, erik can cook because i said so.

erik: we're brothers, you and i

charles, in erik's lap: what.

hc that charles has erik as an emergency contact even after cuba and hank is absolutely livid when he finds out

hank, turning blue: you have the nation's most wanted terrorist who paralyzed you as your emergency contact?? are you fucking serious??

charles, miserably drunk: there was good in him, i felt it-

still don't understand why magneto didn't have long white hair in dark phoenix BUT NOOOO james mcavoy had to be bald

poolverine cherik sambucky may never be truly canon but at least we get the increasingly homoerotic bromance dynamic so that's something i guess

erik in dark phoenix: *goes after jean for killing raven*

erik in dofp: *tries to kill raven*

"My greatest enemy, and perhaps my only friend."

- Magneto, X-Men: The Animated Series (1992) S5E14

Photo by Toby Melville / Reuters

120514 | Patrick Stewart, James McAvoy, Ian McKellen, and Michael Fassbender at the X-Men: Days of Future Past premiere in London, UK.

charles: look i would appreciate it if you didn't try to kill my sister

erik, rolling his eyes: that was one time

raven: is that what you told yourself when you slept with my brother

we need more magneto/quicksilver 1985 edits PLEASE I AM BEGGING

cherik playing chess is 2026 might cure me

the probability that marvel will fuck up cherik in doomsday is high, but the probability that the fandom will milk the few on-screen cherik interactions is inevitable

marvel pls i'm begging let loki and magneto interact on screen