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Luck Fortune
You are walking along the streets of Winona, Minnesota when your eyes meet a poster. The poster has the following things:
An address, scarlet and gold colored lines on all 4 corners of the poster, and some text that reads;
"Hello there! Are your finances in the gutter, or do you need a little more luck on your side? Well then, you are welcome to join Luck Fortune at the address below! May good fortunes fall upon you."
Curious, you set the GPS on your phone for the address that the poster had. You walk to your destination through some woodlands and over a cobblestone bridge. You finally arrive at your destination, a 3 story victorian style mansion adorned with marble statues of a tall robed creature on the left and right of the house. You walk through the front door where an smiling 30 year old woman with black hair tied in a ponytail greets you at an reception desk.
The mansions' exterior
"Hello there, new arrival," The woman pleasantly spoke in a airy tone, "Welcome to Luck Fortune! My name is Abigail Smith, what is your name?"
This is how most people join the group known as Luck Fortune. Located within the area of Winona, Minnesota, this odd assemblage of people of all genders and backgrounds give offerings to their deity known as Mammon. As far back as the 1879, this group has been spreading the word of Mammon and his fortune to those in unfortunate circumstances of financial troubles.
The leader of Luck Fortune is a man with very pale skin named Elias McCarthy. Legend has it that back in February 15th, 1869, Mammon came to him in a dream claiming to come with fortune and hope of luck if he starts to worship him. Elias accepted the terms and conditions and he has now become the founder and leader of Luck Fortune.
But before we actually get into some of the activities, we should look at the hierarchy in the form of a pyramid like below.
The lowest level within the group are the "New arrivals" (in the purple row). They often get sacrificed to Mammon himself for having poor luck. Or if low on members, the new arrivals will be given a chance to move a level. The "new arrivals" are the only ones who are made to wear the classic satin robes.
Barely above the purple row in the pink row are the regular members. The "regulars", (as the higher ups call them) do most of the hard work (gardening, maintenance, analytics, and holding people down for sacrifices) when the new arrivals aren't able to. However, the difference between the "regulars" and the "new arrivals" are that the "regulars" are able to receive actual benefits from their amulets, such as increased luck and a youthful look, while the new arrivals are only given simplistic necklaces that don't really do anything other than look pretty. The "regulars" wear the same clothes that they normally wear outside of the group as long as the clothes look professional.
Above the pink row are the "Earners". These guys are the ones behind the finances that Mammon gives the entire cult. They are often the ones to ritually stab the unlucky ones who were picked in something called "The Lottery" once every month. "Earners" are the ones who start to wear red bow ties with a single eye in the middle. Not only are the bow ties able to give the wearer immortality, temporary strength, and good luck, but the bow ties are also able to be an extra eye that experiences the wearer's emotions and they can show stock market statistics.
Above the red row are the "Golden". "The Golden" are not often seen within the cult premises, but when they do arrive, they are the wisest people besides the cult leader.
Remnants of Despair Designs Part 3
Jack Hause (Der Zirkusdirektor der Verzweiflung)
Patryck Kaminski (War Shock)
Todd Carrlton (The Red Terror)
Remnants of Despair Designs Part 1
Edward Evans (The False Hero)
Eduardo Hernandez (The Anti Hero)
Paul Torres (Fighter Against Hope)
Matt "Matthew" Paris (Medusa of Mirrors)
Tom "Thomas" James (Experiment 005)
Mark Rudmen (Nevermore)
Eddsworld X Danganropa: Remnants of Despair (NOT CANNON. ANOTHER AU)
Here's the characters: Edd, Tom, Matt, Tord, Eduardo, (Jon is dead), Mark, Todd, Laurel, Diwi, Larry, Bing, Paul, Patryck, Jack, and Ruben. Get ready, the part after the keep reading will take a long time to finish!
The apocalypse. How did it happen? Well, in a nutshell; The college gang had despair experiments performed on them, extremely illegal and probably violating the Geneva Convention. Jon was already dead after the events of the End Part 2
Tord; "The Red Leader":
Tord was Paitent Zero. After the events of The End Part 2, he lost all hope and fell to despair once his friends left him. He destroys cities and makes communism legal. He also pirates anime and p*rnos while ruling New Norway.
Eduardo; "The Anti Hero":
Eduardo was thrown into a radioactive tank rather than having the chemicals injected into him. Rather than "save" people, he just outright kills them. He and Edd destroy cities and communities. From laser eyes to super strength; he will destroy every living environment until nothing is left. Sometime's though, he can be seen mourning the loss of his beloved Jon in the graveyard he was burried in.
Paul; "Fighter Against Hope"
Paul, like his fellow soldiers Patryck and Tord, was lobotomized for despair. But he was the only one of the three to truly be under anesthetics during the experiment as Patryck was half-conscious and Tord was fully awake during the whole thing. He and the army he serves travel the globe, conquering countries for the land of New Norway. Just to have his leader Tord rule as a Communist dictator.
Matt; "Medusa of Mirrors":
Put in an mirror maze representing his own flaws, Matt fell into despair the quickest out of the group. Matt has become an even more of a narcissist than he already was. He learned how to use micro-bots to manipulate the reflections on reflective surfaces in order to show despair inducing images. Anything from him committing a brutal genocide to any onlookers' own flaws right in front of them. Legend has it that if you look directly into his eyes, you will become paralyzed with terror.
Tom; "Experiment 005":
Tom was forced to take a slightly more monstrous appearance via controlled shocks and cutting into his skin. Thus, Tom's horns started to show, he grew taller, and his mouth was now lined with sharp teeth. He still runs a bar, but it's more popular in underground anarchist culture . The bar is named The Ravaged Rager. The Ravaged Rager is infamous for the amount of murders that have occurred and its raves that end with broken legs and blood. When Tom's bar isn't open, he can be found walking the alleyways, looking for his next murder victim.
Mark; "Nevermore":
Mark was kept in the attic of the research facility, where he was fed through a door slit with the bare minimum of food on his plate. Slowly and painfully, Mark fell into despair under the guise of writing better stories through tragedy and hardship. Now Mark mostly hides in the shadows, writing novels filled to the brim with dark themes and crushed morals. If you read his books, then you will fall into despair and tears due to bad endings.
Laurel; "Juliet":
Laurel and Diwi were experimented on at the same time. During their experiments, they were both forced to endure a series of bright lights flashing in their eyes while dancing on a spinning carousel reciting Romeo and Juliet. She, Diwi, and Bing work together to create stage plays and movies that hypnotize the viewers into doing heinous actions for despair. Sometimes, they perform skits for Jack Hause's circus in order for the patrons to fall into deeper despair.
Diwi; "Romeo":
Same as Laurel when he was experimented on. Laurel, Bing, and him make stage plays and movies. He is still an idiot.
Larry; "Igor":
Larry was put in a small confinement where low and high frequencies were played 24/7 from an amplifier. As the Ultimate Assistant, Larry naturally helped his fellow Remnants of Despair with murder and committing atrocities.
Bing; "Dr. Frankenstein":
Subjugated to waterboarding with a dirty cloth, Bing fell into despair. He makes evil clones of Jon, the Ultimate psychic, for an army of clairvoyance. As a result, Eduardo keeps his distance from Bing at all times. Bing still makes movies to induce despair.
Ruben Goldsmith; "The Party Host":
The research team forced him and his possessed self into being repeatedly buried alive. Ruben now travels the globe searching for weary tortured souls desperate for shelter. He sets up these wonderfully (rich people stuff) decorated places, some people come in. He puts up a welcoming front to them, the people huddle at the fireplace, he gives them poisoned wine, they tend to die. If they somehow do not die from the poison, then when they are asleep, Ruben sneaks into the room they are sleeping in, and slits their throats. Once a month, Ruben will be at Jack Hause's circus as the announcer over the speakers, causing the patrons to easily fall into despair.
Edd; "The False Hero":
Edd had radioactive chemicals injected into his blood like a twisted version of Spider-man. Now he "saves" people from burning cities, only to drown them in the ocean. Or if someone is drowning, then he will chuck them into a burning building. Edd, like Eduardo, also destroys every place that a person lives in his path.
Jack Hause; "Rädelsführer/Ringleader":
Jack was constantly put in impalement arts where they was a target for knives. They eventually fell into despair, but it wasn't easy. They run a traveling circus that has risk taking acts such as tigers jumping through rings of fire into the crowd. Their circus acts are so mesmerizing that you would fall into despair without realizing. Sometimes, Diwi, Laurel, and Ruben join in for more despair inducing acts.
Patryck; "War Shock":
Patryck like his comrades was lobotomized, he was half conscious during the whole thing. He often flies planes that drop bombs onto cities and pilots giant death robots. When he isn't conquering countries for New Norway, he breaks into people's homes for gold and other valuable items.
Todd; "The Red Terror":
Todd was put through musical torture with poorly played instruments in a dark room. Todd is already a war criminal, so the whole world is already pretty fucked. He will also destroy cities, contaminate water supplies, and assassinate government officials. (Like Tord)
"Lucas challenges Nagito to a "Hope vs. Reality" debate, only to swiftly end the argument with a resounding bitch slap." ideagenerator.ai
My first poll.
For me and @dietcolqz 's ocs.
Mastermind designs for Alternate Masterminds
Jack Hause, "Ringleader of Despair"
Ruben Goldsmith, "Mammon's Oracle"
Tord Lawrson, "The Red Leader"
Matt Haergraves, "Narcissus"
Mark Evans, "Bookworm of Despair"
Thomas Bingbong, "The Puppeteer"
Hellucard Fox, "Average Joe"
Paul Janssen, "Tinman"
Patryck Albert, "Tinman Jr."
Todd Vasilyev, "Red Terror"
Alternate Eddsworld X Danganronpa Ultimates
Edward "Edd" Evans: Ultimate Artist
Tom Sidge: Ultimate Demon
Matt Haergraves: Ultimate Dietician
Tord Lawrson: Ultimate Robotic Engineer
Eduardo Hernandez: Ultimate Daredevil
Jon Yume: Ultimate Pastry Chef
Mark Evans: Ultimate Florist
Todd Vasilyev: Ultimate Flutist
Diwi Harbinger: Ultimate Social Worker
Kim Silvarush: Ultimate Jewellery Designer
Katya O'Duia: Ultimate Home Inspector
Laurel Cole: Ultimate Translator
Ruben Goldsmith: Ultimate Radio Host
Jack Hause: Ultimate Toy Maker
Paul Janssen: Ultimate Gunsman
Patryck Albert: Ultimate Computer Analyst
Thomas Bingbong: Ultimate Clone
Christopher Bingbong: Ultimate Event Planner
Larry Clark: Ultimate Composer
Afterlife Introduction
"Hello, are you awake yet?"
An somewhat high pitched voice asks you. You struggle to open your eyes, but eventually open them to a long haired person with clouded over eyes and a removed left arm in a city of bricks.
You start to scream.
"Whoa, whoa. Edward," Edward? How can they know your name? You can only stare at the person in front of you as they introduce themself.
"I'm Jack Hause. Hopefully you recognize me now, Edd."
A memory starts to emerge within your head of Jack's lifeless body in a kitchen. Their eyes were clearly wide open.
Then within your mind, you see a blonde man burning within an oven-like contraption screaming until his voice gave out, a blue eyed corpse within a pool area, a severely wounded man about to have a plane crash into him, two blonde haired women with their faces stuck in food, clearly having been poisoned, a man in round glasses exploding in a failed experimental tank seemingly from WW1. But the thing that truly terrified you was your 'friend' smirking down at you as you died in front of a mirror.
"I-" You barely whimper before Jack offers you their only intact hand of guidance.
"Don't worry Edd," Jack speaks, "You should be a little safe with me."
Made with Picrew's lillycrew "でつくったよ"
Brenda Sho (SCRAPPED)
Made with Picrew's "lillycrew"
Jack Hause
Made with Picrew's lillycrew "でつくったよ"
Ruben Goldsmith
OC Question! Answering for Brenda Sho (Scrapped Character) Part Two Original post by https://leifandthorn.com/tag/ask-meme/
21.) Do they have any personal insecurities?
Answer: Brenda is afraid of her mother marrying someone just like Jeremy. She is afraid that maybe the man her mother marries could kill her and herself.
22.) What is their highest physical stat and their highest non-physical stat?
Answer: Brenda's highest Physical Stat; Stamina. (Don't ask).
Brenda's highest non-physical stat; Perception.
23.) How would they react to finding out that someone lied to them, even if it was for their own safety?
Answer: The reaction may be delayed, but Brenda will explode with rage.
24.) Do they prefer cold weather or warm weather?
Answer: Brenda loves cold weather.
25.) How easy is it for them to say "I love you"?
Answer: Very easy, actually.
26.) How easy is it for them to tell someone about their worries?
Answer: Brenda would attempt to someone about her worries before running off.
27.) Have they ever witnessed someone die?
Answer: Despite her job, Brenda never saw anyone die.
28.) Are they ticklish?
Answer: Only behind her neck.
29.) How high/low is their pain tolerance?
Answer: Brenda has been abused a lot, so she can whistand at most a fall from a two-story building.
30.) Is there something that they secretly wish to do but are too scared?
Answer: Brenda secretly wishes to become a movie star so she can support her mother, but she doesn't want anyone to know what she had to do to get her dreams.
31.) Are they a messy eater or a neat eater?
Answer: Messy.
32.) What moment of their life did they feel the most unloved?
Answer: While she was in primary school. Because mostly everyone avoided her at best and beat her up at worse.
33.) What moment of their life made them feel most loved?
Answer: When Edward became friends with her. Edd was the first friend that Brenda ever had.
34.) Which senses would they hate to lose the most: vision, hearing, smell, taste, or touch?
Answer: Touch.
35.) Are they good at small talk?
Answer: Y E S.
36.) If they could ask any one question and get the absolute truth, who and what would they ask?
Answer: Brenda would ask Tord where she can get the best hentai.
37.) If they had the chance, would they prefer to travel to the past or the future?
Answer:Brenda would travel to the past so she could break her father's shins among other ways he used to abuse her.
38.) Who had the biggest impact in their life, both positive and negative?
Answer: Tord because on one hand, he supported her transition. But he also tried to turn her into a shoe for a one time experiment.
39.) Would they rather live life always surrounded by people, or always alone?
Answer: Brenda will rather live their life surrounded by people because according to her, "The more, the merrier."
40.) Is there anyone or anything that immediately instills fear in them?
Answer: Brenda is super afraid of gore-fest movies like Saw and Wrong Turn.
OC Question! Answering for Brenda Sho (Scrapped Character) Part One Original post by https://leifandthorn.com/tag/ask-meme/
1.) How easy is it to make them angry? Do they show their anger or hide it?
Answer: It is very easy to make Brenda angry and yes, she shows the anger she feels.
2.) Do they believe in soulmates?
Answer: No.
3.) Do they have any pet peeves?
Answer: Brenda really hates it when her phone runs out of data from those £79.55 data cards.
4.) Do they have a happy place? Somewhere they can go when they need to relax?
Answer: Yes, Brenda goes to any VIP room of any club whenever she feels stressed out.
5.) At which stage of their life were they the most happiest?
Answer: When Varmt og Dampende produced its first porno titled "Puppers" on December 1st, 2010. That month, the porno film made 100000 kr ($9297.48) within Norway alone.
6.) At which stage of their life were they the least happy?
Answer: When her father Jeremy Sho was still alive.
7.) At a bar/tavern/pub are they more likely to buy someone a drink, or have someone to buy them a drink?
Answer: Brenda is more likely to have someone buy them a drink.
8.) Have they ever broken any bones? If so, how?
Answer: Yes. When Brenda was 6 years old, his (her) father pushed them off of a roof, thus breaking a rib and fracturing the skull.
9.) Do they have any memories/experiences they'd rather forget?
Answer: Anything having to involve her father.
10.) What is their favorite memory from their childhood?
Answer: By the time Jeremy died. Brenda cried tears of joy as the physical nightmare was over.
11.) Do they have a "type" that they are usually attracted to?
Answer: Brenda would date any woman.
12.) Do they have any favorite possessions?
Answer: Yep. Brenda loves money because she didn't really have it as a kid.
13.) Do they have any tattoos? If no, would they ever consider one?
Answer: Yes. Brenda has a tattoo on her back featuring a dragon and a cartoonish devil.
14.) Do they have any piercings? If no, would they ever consider getting any?
Answer: Brenda has piercings on her ears. (Though they are bottom piercings.)
15.) What is their dream house like?
Answer: It doesn't really matter so long as there are a ton of women, proper heating and lighting, and the basic nessesities.
16.) What is something about them that people would not expect just by looking at them?
Answer: Brenda actually loves slapstick comedy, it's just that she doesn't really show that side of her.
17.) How good are they at choosing gifts for others?
Answer: Unless you like more, "eccentric" toys; then Brenda is really bad at giving gifts to people.
18.) Do they have a certain skill that they are proud of?
Answer: Brenda's proud of her ability to keep things interesting in the streets, sheets, and in karaoke.
19.) How would a stranger they just met describe them?
Answer: Rude, cold, dismissive, hedonistic, opinionated, and twisted.
20.) How would a close friend they've known for a long time describe them?
Answer: Cool, attractive, focused, dope, innovative, and open.
Brenda Sho (CW: Drugs and other Tough Subjects!) *SCRAPPED*
(Edit: This character has been scrapped due to problematic traits, sorry for the inconvenience!)
Brogan Sho is the Ultimate Pimp and the Chapter 2 Blackened of the Eddsworld X Danganronpa AU.
Backstory: Brogan (now Brenda) Sho was born on April 19th, 1988 in Cleveland, UK to an absentee mother named Christine and a very abusive father named Jeremy. When Christine Sho was home, Jeremy Sho would take his drunken aggressions out on him from slaps all of the way to cigar burns. When Christine wasn't home, Jeremy took his aggressions out on Brogan. Thus causing Brogan to slowly develop a hatred for men. At primary school, Brogan was alone due to the fact that everyone would just avoid them. Thankfully on October 31st, 1997 (Brogan was 9 years old at the time), Jeremy Sho died from a drunken drive off of a bridge into the cold depths. During his teenage years, Brogan meet Edward "Edd" Evans in the back of the school parking lot with Tord. The two quickly became buddies before slowly, Edward would move on to other things.Christine did her best to raise Brogan until he left the house to stay at Edd's house (his only friend) on April 19th, 2009. Brogan's eyes were diverted to Laurel, especially her shoes. But when he tried to solicit her, Laurel threw a lamp at him, causing Brogan to move out of Edd's house. After a year of house jumping, Brogan became roommates with Tord in a apartment complex in Norway. There Brogan started a strip club called "Varmt og Dampende" where pornography can be made in Norwegian and English.
On September 4th, 2015, Brogan became an trans woman named Brenda. However, she didn't want to go through transitional surgery. Mostly because her father abused them during their childhood (but Brenda wanted to get closer to women in general).
Facts about Brenda Sho:
Brenda can play the bagpipes and the Furby organ.
Brenda's favorite food is Ayam bumbu rujak (Indonesian Javanese food with chicken). Brogan's favorite candy is Club chocolate covered biscuits.
Brenda uses she/them pronouns and is trans.
Brenda can date men, but she prefers women more.
Whenever Brenda wants to have s*x with a woman, she would harass them until the woman obliges.
If Brenda gets into a fist fight, she will always win even if her hands are tied up.
Brenda is Indonesian-British.
Brenda's favorite holiday is Christmas.
Brenda is 6'3'' feet tall.
Brenda married two women at the same time on June 20th, 2016 before divorcing them 3 years later.
Brenda used to do cocaine before one of the hookers she was making love with decided to have an intervention with Brogan in 2021.
This is what Brenda's execution would have been:
Brenda Sho has been guilty.
TIME FOR HER PUNISHMENT
Finding Women (Ultimate Pimp. Brogan Sho's Execution: Executed) Chapter 2
Brenda Sho runs into a red light maze. On the screen to her right, Brogan sees two women dressed scantily in pink speaking to them.
"Oh Brenda?~ We are at the end of the maze, come and get us!~"
Brenda seeing an opportunity for a threesome immediately rushes into the maze, grazing her cheek on some glass. As Brenda goes through the maze, she gets half of their face burnt of by a fire trap, her left arm gets broken by a swinging spike ball, among many cuts. She reaches the end of the maze to find out that the girls were just holograms. The walls have holes for big spikes which immediately crushes Brend, leaving behind a bloody mess.
The song playing throughout the execution is Punk Tactics by Joey Valence & Brae.
If Brenda Sho had an aesthetic, it would be bimbocore.
During the events of Fun Dead, Brenda Sho was on a mission with Tord to kill some zombehs. She was torn apart by them in the process.
The Gist of Eddsworld X Danganropa
Only 20 people have seen a failed director's newest movie. The director and their assistant later get a deal with someone in the UK to make a killing game for those who viewed the movie.
They make some invitations and send them to the 18 ''lucky'' people who viewed the movie via mail. The invite goes as follows:
"Congratulations!
As one of the many viewers of Bubbl Blo, a community of hope is open for you! Arrive by September 1st in 2 PM!
Don't be late!"
The killing game takes place in an apartment complex within a small neighborhood.
"Mary..." Made by @dietcolqz
"Fan... Destroyed..."
"Mary. Please forgive me for my sins..."
Dolls Part 3
Hellucard Fox (Ultimate Passerby)
Paul Janssen (Ultimate Soldier)
Patryck Albert (Ultimate Pilot)
Mark Evans (Ultimate Writer)
Thomas Bingbong (Ultimate Set Designer)
Christopher Bingbong (Ultimate Director)
Larry Clark (Ultimate Assistant)
Eddsworld X Danganropa Executions
Lucas "Ruben" Goldsmith has been found guilty.
TIME FOR HIS PUNISHMENT
("Ruben" looks around him as the spotlight flashes on him while the neighbours look on in horror and disgust.)
(The chain clamps onto Ruben's neck and he is dragged to his punishment.)
Reunion of Red (Ultimate Connoisseur. Lucas "Ruben" Goldsmith's execution: Executed) Chapter 1
Within the cult's circle, Ruben is clamped down as a demon begins to appear. The demon picks up Ruben by the bow tie and throws him into an oven set to high. As Ruben starts to get dizzy from the heat and his burn injuries, he ''sees'' Mary Harding. He crawls over to her in an attempt to hug her, but she pushes him away in a gesture that say's, "You are not Ruben". Lucas breaths his final breath as his flesh turns charcoal black. The oven chimes as Ruben's burnt corpse falls out with a side of ''Mary Harding'' (actually a cleverly built pile of vegetables.)
The song playing throughout the execution is ラブカ？ (Love ka?) by HiiragiKirai and Ado
Patryck Albert has been guilty.
TIME FOR HIS PUNISHMENT
Fight or Flight (Ultimate Pilot. Patryck Albert's Execution: Executed)
Patryck Albert is in a military mission with a group of Monokuma soldiers. The objective is to survive the battle for 10 minutes. Within the ten minutes, Patryck has his left leg blown off by a landmine, a gunshot to the right eye, and a tank to the stomach. Patryck is able to survive all of that. The 10 minutes are done. As a result, a plane crashes into Patryck, thus finally killing him.
The song playing throughout the execution is 21 Guns by Green Day.
Todd Vasilyev has been found guilty.
TIME FOR HIS PUNISHMENT
Todd's Tank Lesson (Ultimate Russian Historian. Todd Vasilyev's Execution: Executed) Chapter 3
Todd in a WW1 Russian uniform is thrown into a Russian Tsar Tank.
Todd in a WW1 Russian uniform is thrown into a Russian Tsar Tank.
The tank run by puppets runs into enemy fire, where Todd tries to command the army shouting "Go left!" and, "All missiles fire!" But the tank rolls into a swamp area, where the wheels become stuck and sink into the muck below. An Monokuma throws a hand grenade into an hole in the thank where the entire tank explodes.
The song playing throughout the execution is Преображенский марш (Preobrazhensky March)
Matt Haergraves has been found guilty.
TIME FOR HIS PUNISHMENT
Mirror, Mirror (Ultimate Silverer. Matt Haergraves' Execution: Executed) Chapter 4
Matt is in a room of mirrors, he sees more beautiful versions of himself until he gets to a mirror that looks like this.
Matt walks up to the mirror and sees just his regular old self. But little does Matt know, the mirror version of him is carrying a shard of glass. The clone leaps out of the mirror and stabs Matt to death.
The song playing throughout the execution is Candle Queen by Ghost and Pals.
Thomas Bingbong has been found guilty.
TIME FOR HIS PUNISHMENT
Lights, Camera, Action! (Ultimate Set Designer. Thomas Bingbong's Execution: Executed) Chapter 5
Thomas BB is at a studio where he has to make the greatest movie of all time before the 3 minute timer runs out. The only things he has are a group of Monokuma actors, a small set of a destroyed city, a camera, and some monkeys. He can't make the movie in time so when the timer runs out, he is completely blinded by the lights, the camera explodes causing damage to his arms, and the stitched together monkey monster tears him to bloody pieces.
The song playing throughout the execution is The Blue Wraith from I Monster.
Larry and Christopher has been found guilty.
CONGRATS! TIME FOR THEIR PUNISHMENTS!
(As Larry and Christopher hug each other smiling, the stage unveils a ballroom with cogs and pipes galore)
The Finale is Here! (Ultimate Assistant and Ultimate Director. Larry Thompson's and Christopher Bingbong's Execution: EXECUTED!)
Larry and Christopher are seen in a ballroom dancing away as the room fills up with water. They drop through a hole in the center of the room as they kiss, landing onto a movie set gently. Both of their legs break as they audibly scream at a giant stitched up monkey monster slowly crawling out of the celling. Larry and Christopher brace themselves as the monster slowly tears them both limb from limb.
The music playing throughout the execution is Lights Out by Mindless Self Indulgence.
Dolls Part 1
Ruben Goldsmith (Ultimate Connoisseur)
Jack Hause (Ultimate Circus Preformer)
Brenda Sho (Ultimate Pimp) (SCRAPPED)
Diwi Harbinger (Ultimate Stage Performer)
Kim Silvarush (Ultimate Model)
Katya O'Duia (Ultimate Sports Car Driver)
Laurel Cole (Ultimate Dubber)
Dolls Part 2
Tord Lawrson (Ultimate Military Leader)
Matt Haergraves (Ultimate Silverer)
Tom Sidge (Ultimate Bartender)
Edward "Edd" Evans (Ultimate Animator)
Todd Vasilyev (Ultimate Russian Historian)
Jon Yume (Ultimate Hope)
Eduardo Hernandez (Ultimate Adventurer)
Danganropa Blackends and Victims (Spoilers!) Art made by ごぼう_yc157 on Picrew
Ruben Goldsmith and Jack Hause (Chapter 1)
Patryck Albert and Diwi (Chapter 2)
Kim and Katya (Chapter 3 Victims)
Todd and Kim (Chapter 3)
Matt Haergraves and Edd Gould (Chapter 4)
Thomas Bingbong and Hellucard Fox (Chapter 5)
Art by ごぼう_yc157 on Picrew*
*Check them out!*
Jack Hause
Jack Hause is the Ultimate Circus Performer and is the Chapter one victim of the EddsworldXDanganropa AU.
Backstory: Jack Hause was born on October 3rd, 1999 (Age 23) in Berlin, Germany. For years, Jack was forced to work in their parents' traveling circus with their two sisters. Their mother Linda Callmann would gaslight Jack and their sisters (Alice and Ada Hause) while she withheld any feelings of love (she never loved her kids, she saw them as tools.). Without fail, she would nitpick Jack's performance even if they performed so well that it would be award-worthy.
One hot and dry day on July 15th, 2012 (Jack was 12 at the time), while Linda Hause was performing a fire-breathing trick, Linda was set on fire by the trick and as the tent began to burn down, Linda, a clown, a lion named Goldherz, and 10 other circus patrons burned to death within the inferno in the plains where the circus was taking place.
After the event, their father Emil Hause had to take care of them and their sisters in the best way he could.
Jack never had many friends growing up, and the way they tries to be friendly tends to annoy people. As a result, Jack has loneliness and depression from the lack of an outlet.
Facts about Jack Hause:
Jack Hause is 5''5 feet tall.
Jack Hause is non-binary (They-Them)
Jack is omnisexual.
Jack is a virgin. And that's okay.
Jack Hause's favorite food is a ham sandwich. Jack's favorite candy is Circus Peanuts (that weird marshmallow kind)
Jack would occasionally juggle things around including but not limited to Ruben's glasses, pens, paper balls, cola cans, and sticks.
Jack loves haunted houses and will squeal whenever they are in one.
Diwi and Jack are drinking buddies!
Jack is able to perform the Wheel of Death (space wheel), but faints if they has to be tied to any board for a impalement art.
Jack's sisters dream jobs are to be an teacher (Ada) and an astronaut (Alice) respectively. Jack's dream job is to be an actor.
Jack's favorite holiday is Three Kings Day.
Jack would chug 1 liter of drinkable cheese on a 15 British Pound dare before passing out.
Jack has an unbearable laugh.
If Jack Hause was to go camping with someone in tents. Jack would take the air bed the person is sleeping to the nearest lake, push the bed to float on the lake. Jack would wait for the victim to wake up to see them try and splash into the water to escape the lake.
Jack will be the type of person to eat pizza with a knife and fork. Just to make fun of people.
Some Unused/Alternate Eddsworld X Danganronpa Executions Part 1
Jack Hause: Ultimate Circus Performer (UNUSED): The Wheel of Knives
Jack Hause is strapped onto a round red and white bull's-eye wheel with their hands and feet tied up. The spotlight shines onto them as a cutout of a ringleader grabs a plastic throwing knife. The first swing instantly misses Jack, but cutout ringleader shouts for volunteers as the cutouts bring out a box of more plastic knifes and starts to throw the knives closer and closer to Jack's body as the wheel spins faster and faster. Jack realizes that the 'people' were bluffing and taunts the cutout and the audience like one would taunt a passersby in a dunk tank. Monokuma (who is one of the volunteers) gets angry and finally throws a real throwing knife at Jack's neck. Thus making Jack die a slow, painful death.
Tord Larrson: Ultimate Military Leader (UNUSED): Robo-No-go!
Tord is in his big ass mecha from The End Part 2 strapped to the seat. A Monokuma who is dressed up like Matt presses a ton of buttons that mutilates Tord (i.e. rips his muscles, rips his fingernails off, shatters his teeth, and punches him) as Tord screams bloody murder. Then a Monokuma dressed up like Tom suddenly arrives with a harpoon gun and shoots it. The mecha explodes and after the rubble is cleared, a dead Tord is seen with a harpoon stuck in his chest.
Hellucard Dim: Ultimate Passerby (UNUSED): Unknown Suffering
Hellucard is saying hi to Edd like usual. Hellucard falls into an open sewer manhole and lands in a dungeon maze. Hellucard has to navigate this, not knowing if he will die or not. Hellucard gets burned alive by the exit by the time he reaches it.
Diwi Harbinger: Ultimate Stage Performer (UNUSED): Act 3 of Execution
Diwi is on a stage with the students watching him from the seats. Diwi has to preform that famous balcony scene from Romeo and Juliet with Monokuma as Juliet (There is a lava filled moat beneath the balcony). Diwi is supposed to to the thing Romeo does, but when he jumps for a kiss, Monokuma eats his face and pushes Diwi into the lava.
Kim and Katya: Ultimate Model (Kim) and Ultimate Sports Car Driver (Katya) (UNUSED): Kim and Katya's Drag Race
Kim and Katya are on a race track, they are being chased by a limousine filled with 'fans'. They see a potential escape inside an alley, they run over there. Only to realize too late that it's a trap. A car then runs the two over, killing them both.
Tom Ridgewell: Ultimate Bartender (UNUSED): Inner Demons
Basically the same as Peko Pekoyama's execution, but instead of multiple enemies, the thing that Tom is fighting is his monster form. So Tom has this katana, and after the cool battle stuff happens, the monster kills him.
Christopher Bingbong: Ultimate Movie Director (Alternate): Lights, Camera, Action
Same as Thomas Bingbong's execution.
An OC I made with @dietcolqz
Lucas Goldsmith was born on March 13th, 1986 in Winona, Minnesota. He always had a passion for older items, especially items from the 1920's. As a kid, he would always look at the antique shop window displays to see what items they could have in stock. He would save up his pocket money from doing chores to buy trinkets from those shops. However, his life would be forever changed in late May, 2006 (May 27th) where he was staying at his parents' house for Spring Break. He was going through the attic when he spotted a red bow tie with a single eye print on its front. Curious, he grabbed the bow tie and put it on. This proved to be a mistake as a new personality instantly formed in Lucas within an hour, this personality is actually Ruben Goldsmith; An connoisseur who traveled the globe for new types of wine to taste, while killing people for a cult known as "Luck Fortune". Over the next 16 years, his split personality made Lucas kill out of boredom. Ruben also taught Lucas the art of wine tasting.
Facts about Lucas and Ruben Goldsmith:
His favorite food is roast chicken. Lucas' favorite candy is Fry's Turkish Delight. His favorite snack besides the Turkish delight is roasted chestnuts.
Never call Lucas Goldsmith's split personality a "Ruben Sandwich" because if someone calls him that, Lucas will lose his mind and the police will never find the body if Lucas finds a way to hide it.
Lucas is Panromantic.
Sometimes, Ruben stares into the distance, even when there is nothing there. Mostly because he is able to see spirits.
If Lucas were to meet Bob Velseb, his split personality would probably break his own shins trying to kill Bob.
Whenever Lucas walks, his metal bottomed tap shoes will make clicking noises.
Ruben's favorite wine is Chateau Calon-Segur red wine from France.
Ruben laughs like a noblewoman and carries a foldable fan that rich people in old cartoons have. What the laugh sounds like, (o~hohoho) Note: This is high-pitched.
Whenever Ruben (Lucas' split personality) is especially annoyed, he pulls out his fan and waves it in a passive-aggressive manner. If Ruben is having a mental breakdown, he will wave the fan in his face so fast that it reaches a tornado-like wind force.
Both Lucas and his split personality are both smart-asses and bitches.
Lucas' favorite holiday is Halloween.
If Lucas/Ruben had an aesthetic, it would be Dark academia
Lucas is an excellent baker but can't grill or work with meat otherwise he will burn the house down.
Lucas/Ruben is shorter than Byakuya by 2 inches. (Lucas/Ruben's height: 5'11''. Byakuya Togami's height: 6'1''
Lucas has a pet rock named William.
If Lucas were to never put on the bow tie, he would have become a Librarian in Portland, Oregon with a podcast to run as a side gig.
Ruben is an avid watcher of RuPaul's Drag Race.