Askgstlj thank you everyone for all the love for my Dukecietweek day one 💙💙
Anyhow, here
(pspsp @imnotgrimimjustagrumpyreaper , @dukeceitweek )
“I think I’ll name him… ✨Stefan✨”
“Sounds lovely, dear.”
PSA: don’t. don’t pick up roadkill with your bare hands lmao
Unedited version and Notes under the cut!
- Janus summoned a third arm
- Janus is using said third arm to hold Remus’ (bloody) hand
- Remus braided Janus’ hair!! (That’s why it’s messy)
- Remus almost jumped out of the car to grab ‘Stefan’
- Stefan is a horribly mangled up squirrel (roadkill)
- Janus also might have purposefully ran it over so Remus would have a toy and stop swatting at the steering wheel
- Janus wears a seatbelt. Remus does not
- Janus is a safe driver, look at him, he’s looking at his boyfriend/husband/creature through the mirror instead of fully turning :)) (would absolutely be speeding quicker than Flash himself)
- Janus has blood on him because he couldn’t resist helping Remus (though those are his only pair of gloves…)
- Remus has canonically worn those shorts (at least in Thomas’ photoshoots)
- remus get your fucking feet OFF of the dashboar
- I was originally gonna make them driving away from cops (“your honor, they’re boyfriends”)