i had a dream where i was playing “basketball”, but in reality i as team captain was tasked with tossing a bag of gummies into the enemy hoop before time ran out.
had a dream that a masked guy with a knife was standing outside my window while i was making dinner and when i acknowledged his presence and asked him what he wanted he told me that i was really bad at chopping onions and that if i let him in he could show me how to do it properly. so because dream me is a fucking dumbass i let him in and of course he chased me and stabbed me. but as i was bleeding out i realized i could be hilarious about it. so i looked up at him and said "wow you're really bad at chopping onions" and he got so mad he killed me.