Well, I suppose since it is your birthday, I shall hold off the malicious intent for now. But that does not mean I will not insult you.
Your hatred of space makes you even more unsuited for the job! I don’t know why John insists you’re any good…
Penelope's finally arrived on the island (hopefully with time to spare before the party!)
Where is @squidsinashirt? She's got birthday gifts that quite literally have his name attached to them and she's also got a birthday hug, you know, if he wants that too.