A beaten old dog
Hung pictures of patron saints up on my wall
To remind me that I am a fool
Tell me where I came from, what I will always be
Just a spoiled little kid who went to Catholic school
When I am dead I won't join their ranks
‘Cause they are both holy and free
And I'm in Ohio, satanic and chained up
And until the end, that's how it'll be
I said make me love myself so that I might love you
Don't make me a liar, 'cause I swear to god
When I said it I thought it was true
(Follow-up comic to this. Additional strip below:)