Nero: I wasn’t that drunk
Dante: you tried to stab your father.
Nero: he deserved it.
Dante: with your gun
Nero....
Vergil: y/n! Y/n! Grab my hand! As your future husband I command it!
Dante: Uh oh you shouldn’t have said it! *looks at Y/n* Here’s a hammer!
Fallen: demons bring nothing but suffering and trouble.
Dante: Nah I also brought booze.
Nero: Dante I’m afraid!
Dante: just stay close to your father!
Nero: that’s why I’m afraid!
Vergil: *Slams the door to Devil May Cry open* Dante. The mother of my child is trying to kill me.
Dante: *Not looking up from his magazine* Which one?
Vergil: I know how to pick them....
Nero: *Watching Dante hand over the money he earned to Lady*
Nero: *leans over to Trish* So is Lady like his pimp or something?
Dante: *watching the news* Vergil was at the park today.
Nero: why do you say that?
Dante: the playground is on fire
Nero: what makes you think he was there?
Dante: I haven’t seen Verge all day and when bad things happen it’s usually him.
*Vergil walks in*
Nero: Hey, where were you?
Vergil: *walks by them* the park
Nero:
Dante: TOLD YA
Little Y/n: feeling cute my delete later.
Nero: Can I have my phone back?
Dante: I want copies!
Nero: Dante dealt with my father who ripped my arm off.
Lucia: he dealt with my creator which I guess you can call a dad who made clones and threw me away to be a god
Trish: he dealt with Mundus who was like my dad I guess
Lady: he dealt with my father who killed my mother and tried to sacrifice me to gain power.
Nico: he dealt with my dad who abandoned my mom and I to become an angel
Nero: So does he hunt demons or deal with bad fathers?
Dante: *walks by* just call me the daddy issues man
Nero: I’m trying to find a good song for Vergil’s ringtone when he calls me so I can know it’s him.
Dante: *mutteres* “Fuck you” comes to mind
Dante: Okay Verge. Let’s play a game. Take a sip every time you see something stupid.
Vergil: *looks at his brother and takes a sip*
Dante: I hope you get fucking plastered and get robbed again.
Vergil talking about Y/n: I’ve never felt this way about anyone. I want to do something for them, but what?
Dante: Well, there’s the usual things. Flowers, chocolates, promises you don’t intend to keep...
Dante to Nero
Dante painting, this took so long to get right lol <3
Dante pfp for my friend <3 @cheese22106
First post on this blog!
The last days of school. My art teacher has this wicked Ipad Pro he let me use. Too bad I never finished it.
Dante and Vergil. Come from one of my favorite videogames.
Give this man his ibuprofen dont let him suffer
friend compelled me to make this after finishing ep.3
I can’t believe I actually finished a drawing. I didn’t think I knew how to do that.
I’m obsessed with DMC5 at the moment and V is one of my favorite characters. I think about what his character means in regards to Vergil constantly. Capcom, bring him back and my life is yours.
(Warning: Out of character)