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Evan: That's ridiculous! Jared doesn't have a crush on me!
Connor: Yes he does.
Alana: Yes he does.
Jared: Yes I do.
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Jared: Where's Evan?
Zoe: Connor locked him in the bathroom...
Connor: Damnit, Zoe! You weren't supposed to tell him!
Jared: Nah, I'm cool with it.
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Evan: I am darkness. I am power. I am your worst nightmare. I could kill a man in more ways than you can even imagine. I am the fury, I am the weapon, I am-
Zoe: A doll.
Alana: A cinnamon roll!
Jared: A sweetheart
Evan:
Evan: Stop it....
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Connor: The hell is up with Kleinman? He's been laying there on the floor, for like, an hour?
Alana: He's just a little overwhelmed.
Connor: Oh really. From what?
Zoe: Evan smiled at him.
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Jared: *Taps fingers on table*
Connor: *Taps back*
Alana: What are they... doing?
Evan: Morse code.
Jared: *Aggressively taps fingers on table*
Connor: biTCH YOU TAKE THAT FUCKING BACK-
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Jared: Evan's gone! We can do anything. What does everyone want?
Miguel: I want Connor back.
Jared:
Jared: I've got, like, 12 dollars.
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Alana: Jared isn't answering his phone.
Evan: I'll call.
Zoe: Me and Alana have both separately tried 6 times, what makes you think-
Jared: Hello?
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Connor: The moon looks beautiful tonight.
Miguel: Mhmm.
Zoe: Should we tell them that it's just a tortilla we threw at the window earlier?
Evan: Ehh....
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Connor: Your grounded.
Zoe: I'm... grounded?
Connor: Yes, your grounded.
Jared: We're gonna bury you until you learn your lesson.
Zoe: That's not how grounding works.
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Jared: ARE YOU-
Zoe: Fucking.
Jared: KIDDING ME? THIS IS-
Zoe: Bullshit.
Alana: What are you doing?
Zoe: Evan took away Jared's swearing privileges, so I'm helping him out.
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Alana: Why does Jared have a black eye?
Evan: He was saying 'Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me'.
Evan: So Connor threw a dictionary at him.
Connor: It was just to test a theory.
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Looks like a cinnamon roll/Can actually kill you: Jared
Looks like they can kill you/ Is actually a cinnamon roll: Evan
Looks like a cinnamon roll/IS a cinnamon roll: Alana
Looks like they can kill you/CAN actually kill you: Connor
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Zoe: Truth or dare.
Jared: Dare.
Zoe: Kiss the hottest person in the room.
Jared: Hey, Alana?
Alana: I-um-yeah?
Jared: Could you move, Evan's right behind you?
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Jared: You have friends and I envy that.
Evan: You can share my friends???
Jared: *Looks at Alana and Connor*
Jared: Yeah, I don't want those.
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Connor: Hey bitch, do you love Evan?
Jared: I guess, yeah.
Connor: HA! Take that, Zoe. You owe me one hundred bucks, I told you he was gay!
Jared: Dude, everyone loves Evan? You should have asked if I was in love with him.
Connor: I thought that was implied.
Jared: ...
Connor: ...
Zoe: Connor, I think you just earned yourself one hundred dollars.
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Evan: *Sits down*
Alana: This bench is freshly painted :)
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Evan: Oh my god, I think I like Jared.
Connor: Congratulations, you are officially the LAST one of us to figure that out.
Connor, turning his head: Hey, Miguel! I won the bet!
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Miguel, looking at Evan and Zoe: They make a cute couple, don't they?
Jared, annoyed with Zoe and Evan at this point: They certainly are standing next to each other...
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SPOOKY QUOTES!
Connor, high asf: Trick or YEET?
Child: Uh... yeet?
Connor: *Throws the child*
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Jared, texting: So, what do you want to be for that halloween party?
Evan, texting: Yours :)
Jared:
Jared: Yeah, that would be pretty scary.
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Alana: I thought you were setting up decorations for halloween?
Jared: I am.
Alana: Your just hanging up pictures of Connor.
Jared: You said you wanted scary decorations.
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[In a horror movie... phone rings]
Evan: Yes?
Killer: I can see you.
Evan:
Killer:
Evan:
Killer:
Evan, panicking: Do I look good?
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Evan: Guys, we're out of candy.
Jared: Wha... but there's only been, like, three kids so far?
Evan: Yeah, but this little girl told me she loved me and I panicked and just ended up giving her everything.
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Evan: So.. what's your type?
Jared: Most likely someone who I'm not constantly on the same page with, who I can sort of argue with playfully and who likes talking about their interests. And like, their favourite season is spring, and their favourite holiday is Halloween, and their cute.
Evan: Oh, that sounds like me.
Evan: Too bad I'm not cute.
Jared:
Jared: Did I mention stupid?
Evan: Uh... no?
Jared: Well I meant to. Just making sure.
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Jared: I'm not doing too well.
Jared: I have this headache that comes and goes.
Evan: *Walks in*
Jared: Oh, there it is again.
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Jared: What are you, five?
Evan: Yeah,
Evan: Five heads taller than you.
Jared:
Evan:
Jared:
Evan: I am so sorry, please don't kill me.
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Alana: Great work with the halloween decorations! Where did you get the fake skulls from?
Connor: F a k e ?
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Miguel: It's totally fine you didn't dress up for halloween.
Connor: Oh no, I'm dressed up as a straight person.
Evan: *Walks in wearing the same thing as Connor*
Connor, looking at Jared: See?
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Miguel: What should I be for halloween?
Connor: My boyfriend.
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Alana: Jared! What is this?
Jared: My to-do list.
Alana: Oh, that's great! I'm so glad that your starting to-
Alana:
Alana: Jared, this just says 'Evan'.