Virgil : I wasn't that drunk last night
Deceit : you slapped me
Virgil : I-i did? I'm so sor-
Deceit laughing : N-no no you didn't let me finish *still laughing his ass off* when I tried to get you in your pj's so you could sleep, you yelled "I Have a boyfriend!", then slapped me and then for the next 20 minutes you kept on falling asleep in your clothes until I said I was your boyfriend and then, you finally let me change you into your pj's
Virgil completely red : I-i *hugs his Boyfriend aka Deceit * Thanks for putting up with me last night
Deceit : don't sweat it I'm probably just as annoying when I'm drunk *pats Virgil's head Softly*
Virgil laughing a little bit : yeah you can be a pain sometimes
Deceit : Yeah but I know one thing
Virgil : what?
Deceit : that I'm keeping you, forever
Roman in the kitchen : the hell?