Deadpool 3 - Blog Posts

wade's idea of a date with logan is a quiet night in because he figures that's where logan would be most comfortable

and logan's idea of a date with wade is at a carnival because even if he'll probably regret the choice five minutes in (sensory issues, prefers solitude, and wade is - affectionately - cringe in public), it's worth seeing wade's childish excitement on rides and playing the (rigged, but logan beats them) games

(personally, logan would opt for a hike and secluded picnic in the woods, which they do once in a while)

i love when people acknowledge how attentive wade is - like yes he has no filter and his priorities are fucked but he notices the little things and remembers them

this specifically applies to logan's trauma responses (that he won't admit he has unless it's 4am) and animalistic tendencies (that he slowly becomes more comfortable with expressing over time)

logan: have you no shame

wade: we're WELL past that

idk i think that wade or logan going to therapy is unlikely but anything is possible if you spin it convincingly enough

origins!logan probably wouldn't date wade idk but worst!logan abso-fucking-lutely would (and is)

some tumblr users: i miss when the fandom was active and the influx of content when the material was trending

creators who are still actively writing fics, drawing art, and posting memes/hcs: um

personally i count wolverine's skeleton as hugh participating in the opening of dp&w but i understand what he means

wade: yes

disney: no

wade: yes

disney: no

wade:

us: yes

from logan's pov he was drowning in liquor and self-loathing for decades before being kidnapped by a yappy red katana wielding fucker and informed that he was the worst version of himself in the multiverse, followed by a series of violently homoerotic events that left him a world-saving hero with a pseudo daughter and living in what is the first safe (and domestic) environment that he can call home in like a century with said yappy fucker who called him the best version of himself with full sincerity

wade: and kids, that's how i met your father

poolverine fanfic roulette where you click on a fic without reading the tags and see if logan dated/pined over/slept with jean grey or scott summers or both in a weird love triangle

"I can't even show you the scars from all the times I've tried to kill myself, they'd healed. When you touched me without your glove that was the closest to death I'd ever been and I realized I didn't like it."

CUT LOGAN LINE FROM X-MEN THAT HUGH AUDITIONED WITH

laura knows. she can easily see through their homo no homo foreplay and finds it disgusting because logan denies it vehemently BUT STILL PLAYS INTO IT and althea is like "i live with these motherfuckers how do you think i feel"

dp&w raised my standards because there is nothing more romantic than kidnapping the so-called worst variant of a dead hero and dragging him on a homoerotic timeline-saving adventure that ends with bringing him home to your blind coke-addicted grandmother figure roommate

wade: is logan a cat or a dog? because the tufts and claws suggest kitty but the growling and scenting lean towards puppy

althea: motherfucker leave me out of your kinky gay shit

maybe it's because wade doesn't believe he is lovable and logan doesn't believe he deserves love so they prove each other wrong

or maybe it's because they're two idiots in love who lack basic communication skills idk

wade: too bad logan can't paw at the fourth wall, i'm sure the audience would love it

logan, who secretly spent two hours glaring at a wall only to turn his head 45° and finally see through it: maybe in the next movie

family game night with wade, logan, and laura but it always ends with logan stabbing wade because that motherfucker definitely cheats even though laura usually ends up winning anyway (they had to ban playing monopoly after logan nearly decapitated wade after he landed on boardwalk)

call me basic but a wolverine variant that sang would have been hilarious

fun fact: in the amazon prime video version of deadpool & wolverine, chris evans isn't credited as johnny storm until he says "flame on"

"i need your help, and even if you won't admit it, you need mine"

my love of characters breaking the fourth wall began with bert from mary poppins and continued through deadpool & wolverine

logan, sensibly dressed to go grocery shopping: what the fuck are you wearing

wade, wearing an ensemble that would evoke the fashion police instantly: it's incomplete without the red boa, i know

also logan at anyone who mutters a single rude remark about wade's outfit, claws out: the fuck did you just say

disney poolverine you will be missed

worst wolverine absolutely gains (healthy) weight post-movie like poolverine or not this man is no longer drinking whiskey for every meal what do you expect

if i see the words "like a prayer" or "feels like home" casually used in a poolverine fic one more time i swear

ao3 authors collectively agreed that althea wishes she were deaf instead of blind (iykyk) which is how i have read countless variations of her character verbally stating such (it's basically standard atp)

logan howlett embodies jealous by nick jonas i don't make the rules

wade: this wolverine is from a different universe

ao3 writers: where secondary genders exist

if there's a poolverine fic that addresses logan's alcoholism (casually or explicitly) and has him working on his drinking habits as he adapts to a new (domestic and safe) environment i will automatically see zero faults because that shit gets me every time

i love how deadpool and wolverine & wicked were promoted on the theme of best friends but more specifically enemies to friends and their respective fandoms drew the same conclusion of "they're gay"