dp&w raised my standards because there is nothing more romantic than kidnapping the so-called worst variant of a dead hero and dragging him on a homoerotic timeline-saving adventure that ends with bringing him home to your blind coke-addicted grandmother figure roommate
i promise i didn't leave lol just a college student with five classes, three extracurriculars, and a job (and poor time management)
"it's my defense mechanism" "suffering from delusions of grandeur" "two corpses, everything's fine" "communism was just a red herring" "one plus two plus two plus one" "i didn't know it was *that* free" "i know because i was there" "i thought men like you were usually called a fruit" clue (1985) was so ahead of its time
poolverine cherik sambucky may never be truly canon but at least we get the increasingly homoerotic bromance dynamic so that's something i guess
"minus john walker-" no. john walker, whether you like him or not, is a member of the thunderbolts. no more, no less than anyone else.
"who can cook better, erik or charles" erik can literally wield magnetic fields. charles most likely grew up with chefs. and even with his powers, charles might know how to cook but has poor execution. and even without his powers, erik can cook because i said so.
HUGH JACKMAN in his most known roles
don't talk to me zayn sang night changes in 2025
my two favorite morally grey former lab rat nazi hating misunderstood metal powered old men are going to be in the same film if anyone cares
origins!logan probably wouldn't date wade idk but worst!logan abso-fucking-lutely would (and is)
mr. green is a twink sorry not sorry