God just imagine being Janie sitting in her hospital bed watching the news and finding out that her old assistant coach is now starting striker all of a sudden and is in fact not going back to the greatest Exy team in the country but chose to stay with your shitty team, your replacement is not at ALL who Wymack said he was but is in fact a runaway son of a fucking serial killer and legally belongs to the MAFIA, the best Exy player to exist in Evermore kills himself because the Foxes actually beat the Ravens, the psycho midget goalkeeper wasn’t actually a smiley crazy guy but a stone-cold fucker who could 100% murder you with a single glance, his twin brother murdered a man and it was front page of every newspaper for like a month in South Carolina, your coach is actually the dad of Kevin Day and that Kevin Day didn’t break his hand on a skiing trip.