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I sometimes think about what if Vox was the hotel’s benefactor instead of Alastor,,
As you can see, he handles Lucifer much differently
Another commission done by my fiance @theonephun211 (along with 20 others he still owes) for me with permission to repost Surimi is the daughter of my version of Shinachiku Uzumaki (Narusaku child) and Itako Uchiha (daughter of my crackship Itachi Uchiha and Amaru from the Naruto Shippuden Bonds movie)
New Shinachiku designs:
Old designs of Shinachiku from 2017-2018 before Mickey helped me with the redesigns):
Also a reference of Itako Uchiha and her parents and stuff in case anyone's curious what she looks like: (also old design from like 2017-ish)
Donnie always comes out different every time I draw him-
my drawings change a lot when I use a thousand references- but here's another drawing of the gay stoners, I'll probably do more
(I used the same background as the reference because I'm a lazy shit xD)
bill x eiki hdihjfhdhdr
i want a 32 chapter long wattpad fanfic of this ship
EIKI X BILL CIPHER FANART WHEN (i need to see a eiki x bill version of the mordetwi airplanes drawing)
Omgg look at this Garfield comic I found. When did he start dating heathcliff???
New crack ship I call
PostalShake
Go wild
Btw base is from PartyBases on deviant art
I thought of a scenario about the devil and Zoey ship this morning and i have to share it lol
So the devil comes to earth to find Charlie and whatever and Zoey just so happens to see him and shes all like “HES THE RULER OF HELL BUT ALSO A LOSER?? ZAMN”
ty for this!!!! hehhehehhawhahahhahahahha >:)
Warden-ler 💚💜
De acuerdo, a mi mejor amiga se le ocurrió pedirme un dibujo de este ship ??? ( ͡°( ͡° ͜ʖ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ʖ ͡°) ͡°) A ver si se revive un poco esto XD
Thinking about how the arrow and Dadona and Jack from MGGA would be such a power couple
I need to sleep
Hey dudes and *squints*... humans!
I have a pitch for you! Hear me out!
BILL CIPHER X THE EYE OF SAURON
BILL CIPHER X THE EYE OF SAURON
BILL CIPHER X THE EYE OF SAURON
BILL CIPHER X THE EYE OF SAURON
BILL CIPHER X THE EYE OF SAURON
Ship name: BillEye
MUAHAHAHAUGHCHKGAHCCCKK*"'*:;!"!
you really shouldn't have heard me out.
Guys, hear me out...
I'm on a mission to make these two games a fandom.
SPREAD THE WORD PEEPS.
Yes!!! This!!!! They put any toxic couple to shame!!!! So bad for each other it just works, but it makes so much sense that it does!!! Ty for the beautiful essay on my vision 🥲🙏
Can we start pairing micah and bill together they're made for each other. A disgusting man and his equally as disgusting partner.
Ketika Hidup Lagi Leah Malah Monton Film Thailand 🤣offical video
Heya, probably people asked dat before, but, why you ship Jim Hawkins with Alice Liddell? I think thanks to you I ship them too (lol, not first my experimental crossover ship and damn right not the last one), I actually made my own mediocre art and even wrote a fanfiction.
Sorry for switching to Russian. It will be easier for me. The translator will help you if you are interested
Хорошо. Мне не задавали таких вопросов, так что ты первый. Как я писала давным-давно, я обожаю кроссоверы. Также я люблю кроссоверные парочки(спасибо за это видео с Non-Disney, они сделали меня такой, какая я есть - ярой любительницей кроссоверов >:зз). Потому рано или поздно я бы добралась своими гадкими ручонками до моих любимых фандомов.
Думаю, что самой очевидной причиной шипперства этих двоих в том, что они оба из мультфильмов одной студии, также основанные на английской классической литературе. Также у обоих смешанный стиль анимации и оба - единственные молодые главные герои
Также мне нравится, что хоть между ними много общего, есть и небольшие различия в характере, поведении, цветовой палитре и атмосферах мультфильмов, откуда они родом. Можно сказать, они дополняют друг друга(Также я люблю шип-динамику "Любопытный/озорной чувачок X Тихий/послушный чувачок, да и в целом контрастные пары мне по душе :р)
Шипперила я их наверное с того момента, когда начала рисовать Киевнаучфильмовскую троицу, но не так яро, после чего отложила их на пыльную полку.
А потом, кажется с 2022-23 года я заметила, как начали появляться арты по данной паре. Тогда я подумала: "Погодите, так я не одна их шипперю? Ничего себе! Так это не кринж?"
Так что да, вот такой вот, казалось, локальный пейринг резко вышел за пределы, и многие действительно его полюбили. Не знаю, кто именно это начал, но спасибо ему. Немного странно считать меня прямо основоположником данного пейринга, но если так подумать, то так и есть, несмотря на то, что тогда у меня был очень маленький скилл. Спасибо, что оставляете фидбек под моими артами с ними, так вы вдохновляете меня рисовать их чаще💙🧡(Я также рада видеть арты с ними от других творцов. Если вам это действительно нравится - не стесняйтесь распространять своими рисунками, фанфиками и эдитами, НО не переходя рамки закона, разумеется!)
Также хочу сказать, что если вы не шипперите Джима с Алисой и не признаете данный пейринг - это нормально. Если не нравится, просто листайте дальше и не мешайте фанатам данной пары любить и наслаждаться ими. А еще я положительно отношусь к БРОТП!Джим/Алиса, т.е. где они просто лучшие друзья(никакой романтической линии!)
Whaaat? Someone who also likes BES and Fluffpillow's Ocs??? Dude, are you like, my sibling or something??
I saw your whole blog and I gotta say: you have a LOT of potential!! ;D
Keep doing your thing! (No pressure though!)
And hey... Could i present to you a really random ship? *Inhales deeply*:
Fowler and Dr. Phantasmo?
Hurray! Finally my hard work is paying off! :3
Yes that’s how random i can be: i can mix together two things that are basically impossible to happen in canon and, you know, just have some fun imagining how for example these characters would interact with each other, would they bond or hate each others guts? That’s the fun thing of imagination: when you don’t care about what others might think about your ideas, you leave room for cool endless possibilities! :)
Also: thank you very much for the kind words~♪ ;3
As for your request… that’s… genuinely a very, VERY interesting idea!
Let’s see what can i work with:
Dr. Phantasmo x Abijah Fowler headcanons:
If we ignore the ACTUAL dates where Telltown and BES takes place and pretend these two are in the same year (now which year would be up to you, dear readers), we can work better with these headcanons, alright? Good.
And now, without further ado: Fowler would have recognized Phantasmo (formerly known as Victor) thanks to T-oby (i’ll explain better on my mini series (or should i say one-shots?) of fanfics that i’ve promised of BESxTelltown) that he (AF) remembered when he was visiting a small town and saw him (T-oby) in the distance and decided to greet the robot. They have exchanged some small talk until Fowler brought up about Victor:
AF: where is that genius scientist who created you?
T-oby: o-oh… w-well… you see… my father isn’t the same anymore…
AF: Oh? May i see him then? I am curious to see what you mean by “isn’t the same anymore”! Has he finally saw how the world truly works? Perhaps it could be that?
T-oby: . . .I… i don’t think he’s going to remember you but… s-sure…
And so, they both went to see Phantasmo: T-oby was carrying a lot of plastic bags with things that his father asked him to bring and Abijah didn’t offer any help (because he be like that, an asshole)
When they finally got to the mansion where Phantasmo lives, Fowler couldn’t help but chuckle and comment about how worn out that mansion was, it was such a waste having a big house like that and not taking care of it
When they opened the door and went downstairs to Phantasmo’s lab, Fowler was surprised to see a ghost and not a man. He points to Phantasmo and asks T-oby if that was him: Victor.
T-oby: Yes… and n-no… it’s hard to explain… you know? A lot has… changed ever since you and that blue eyed samurai left…
Phantasmo was so busy that he didn’t hear the two talking or rather, he couldn’t care less about who his “son” brought to his home
Fowler laughed loudly and said that explained the reason why the mansion was in such a bad state. Phantasmo started to growl quietly and told his “son” to get rid of the “guest” because he (AF) was disturbing him (Phantasmo).
T-oby: m-maybe we should g-go… my dad hates being disturbed and-! H-hey…! What do you think you are doing??
Fowler ignored T-oby’s warnings and decided to sneak up on the scientist. But he quickly turned just in time before Fowler could give a big old pat in his back:
Phantasmo: are you deaf or something? Am i speaking in French? I said you must leave!
Fowler: Aye now, aye now! Why are you treating an old friend like that? You used to be a lot nicer, Vict-!
T-oby quickly ran into Fowler’s direction and placed his hands over his mouth. The robot quickly apologized to his father and tried to bring Fowler with him to another room of the mansion. But was stopped by his father, who told his “son” to take off his hands off the man’s mouth:
Phantasmo: an old “friend”… you say? Pardon you but WHO the fuck are you…? Also, how do you know my n- ahem, my OLD name?
AF: Wow! So you are saying you don’t remember me? You hurt me! *fakes dramatic pose and smirks* how could you forget me? I was that man who was accompanied by that blue eyed miss and-
Phantasmo: wait… can… can you repeat that again…?
AF: hey, don’t cut off me like that, it’s rude. But continuing: i am that man who was accompanied by that blue eyed-
Phantasmo: samurai… hmm… what was her name? What was her name… Mizu…? Yeah, yeah! Mizu!
AF: hey, i already told you to not interrupt me like that… and you remember her? And not… me? Oh, you have hurt me even more now! *fakes gasp and places one hand over chest*
Phantasmo: you know… i Think I’m… starting to remember you too~ yeah, weren’t you that man who wanted to buy T-oby~? *starts circling around the red hair man*
AF: so that’s ALL you remember ME for? Ohoho, you know how to “flatter” someone… specially an old friend!
Phantasmo bursts out laughing and compliments Fowler’s sarcasm… then, Phantasmo offered him to sit on a seat and the two started to keep in touch of what happened to both of them:
Phantasmo explained that his memory wasn’t always the best and because of that he doesn’t remember a lot of things after he died: he doesn’t know where is his wife (he presumes that she’s dead), he doesn’t remember his past life and etc…
Abijah explained to Phantasmo that the reason he was accompanied by Mizu was because he was one of the suspects of being her father and that she was holding him “hostage” until she found the other two men who probably brought her out to this world. Phantasmo laughed at him and told him he was being too weak of being held as a hostage by someone who he could easily overpower. Fowler just shrugged off and said that indeed he had the upper hand against Mizu but she quickly turned the table and was ready to kill him…
Phantasmo: T-oby! Bring some tea for this gentleman! NOW!
AF: is that offer still available? I really could pay good money for him!
Phantasmo: Hmmm… just… how much are we talking about~?
AF: 100,000,000 golden ryu~♪
T-oby “accidentally” dropped the hot tea tray on Fowler and looked at Phantasmo angrily until he cowered when his dad looked at him even more angrily…
Phantasmo: forgive my… “son”… he is sometimes a little clumsy but nothing like a good old spanking wouldn’t resolve this… are you still willing to buy him~?
AF: hmmm… he seems to love you a lot, but yes: i am still thinking of buying him~♪
T-oby: H-HOW ABOUT YOU MOVE IN TO OUR MANSION? AFTER ALL, YOU ARE STILL HIDING FROM MIZU, R-RIGHT?? HERE IS THE PERFECT PLACE TO-!
Phantasmo shouted at T-oby and told him to shut up. The poor robot went silent and basically that’s how Abijah moved in to Phantasmo’s mansion!
These two would be plotting many evil plans to take over the world (technically, Fowler already owned entire armies and had many costumers because of his trafficking and other illegal things he does. But the more the better)
Charlie would have a lot of difficulty to reach Phantasmo now thanks to Fowler (have you seen his aim?? He has scarily good aim… and also his size-). She would need to team up with Mizu to beat him and Phantasmo. And how would that happen if Mizu was probably at the other side of the world? Well… T-oby may or may not have secretly tried to sail (along with Charlie and Squirt) to find Mizu and tried to bring her to Fowler, so that way she could finally have her revenge and T-oby would be free from that man🤭
These two (Mizu and Charlie) would team up to take down Phantasmo and Fowler and Charlie made it very, VERY clear to Mizu that they wouldn’t be killing ANYONE. That they would sent both Phantasmo and Fowler to the prison: where they belong. Of course, Mizu is very against the idea and wants to kill Fowler. They have a little fight here and there but eventually Mizu agrees to just send Fowler to the prison.
These two (AF and Phantasmo) would pass off the “can’t stand this bitch for one minute🙄” to “me and bestieee🥰” kind of vibes, you know?
If they somehow had the idea of marrying each other, it would probably go down like this:
Phantasmo: Buhahahahaha! Give up now! We are going to take over the world you fools! And there’s nothing you and your blue eyed friend can do to stop us!!!
Fowler: hey, hey. Phantasmo.
Phantasmo: WHAT? Can’t you see i am in the middle of an evil speech?
Fowler: i was here thinking… we could be something more than… evil partners in crime you know?
Phantasmo: are you really suggesting what i think you’re suggesting right NOW?
Fowler: *bends in on knee* i know right now isn’t the best time but… would you marry me?
Charlie: . . .
Mizu: . . .
T-oby: . . . *screaming internally* “please say no, please say no, please say n-“
Phantasmo: . . . are you serious right now?
Fowler: *opens ring box, revealing a big diamond ring*
Phantasmo: *snatching the diamond ring as soon as he sees it and placing on his finger* Yeah, yeah sure whatever, we are married now and i’ll be the husband of this relationship, understood? Good.
Fowler: *chuckles and gets up to teasingly kiss Phantasmo on the cheek*
Charlie: oh God i think i’m gonna puke-
Mizu: simply d i s g u s t i n g.
T-oby: *faints*
Phantasmo: *blushing and shouting at Fowler* Abijah! Don’t kiss me in front of my arch nemesis!
Fowler: *laughs even more*
After they would get married, i imagine that they would constantly bicker a lot but would still “love” each other, lol
Phantasmo would sometimes try to kill Abijah to take possession of his fortune, lol (and Abijah couldn’t be bothered by it because Heiji shindo also tried to kill him when they were “business” partners. So he (AF) is used to it by now, lol)
Usually it’s Abijah who is the one who makes Phantasmo flustered, because he (Phantasmo) is easily flustered by any little thing that Fowler does: especially his public “affection”
And that’s it! If i have more ideas and headcanons for these two, i’ll probably Reblog and update! Bu-byeee~!
Oh? So you're sad that there's almost no one in this fandom? Well guess what, here's a crack ship idea for you: Dr. Phantasmo x Coffee candy cookie! Muhehehehe! >:3
(yes, i know: this won't magically bring more fans to the Telltown fandom but I thought that this would make you chuckle a little bit and continue to give you more inspiration to make art for this small fandom! Please, don't give up! 🥺)
Holy. Fucking. Shit bro! This, now THIS is what i am talking about!
Yes just:
☆~Fucking Y E S~☆
And like, this one crackship actually makes a little bit of sense, come on, COME ON, just, just HEAR👏ME👏OUT👏:
Phantasmo does like coffee a lot, doesn’t he? And coffee candy cookie is made of coffee, so: it would be a match made in heaven! Like, Phantasmo would never try to hurt her or experiment on her because her scent would be intoxicating to him (he would be sort of a little addicted to her coffee scent) and she would have a big and strong ghost to protect her from whoever or whatever tries to hurt her in any way!
And like, i have now some ideas i cooked here for you guys!
Here’s two versions: the human one (where coffee candy cookie is a human and her name would be Dottie) and the cookie one!
☆~Dr. Phantasmo with Dottie~☆:
So, like: you would be probably thinking, “ah but Honey mochi, if Phantasmo would be over heels for coffee candy cookie because of her scent as a cookie, how and why would he be over heels for her as a human if she doesn’t smell like coffee?” And ahahaha! Allow me to explain it to you >:)
I’m still figuring it out but, like, Dottie wouldn’t be a normal ordinary human: she would be a humanoid cookie person! (Basically, she would look like a human but have the features of a cookie: like, instead of blood, she would have coffee jam for example) So she would still have her coffee scent! ;D
With that out of the way, we can begin the headcanons!
These two would have met in a cafe where Phantasmo was looking (as usual) for victims for his experiments. He would quickly steal (because of course he isn’t going to pay for something he can’t even drink) a bag of coffee beans to make at home when he instantly smelled a delicious coffee scent coming from a apparently human girl…?
At first he was confused as to why and how this scent was coming from her. But quickly his confusion would become a curiosity and he was determined to find out how and why this girl has a strong coffee scent
He would overly confidently approach her and start some small talk with her:
Phantasmo: hello there darling~ I couldn’t help but notice that you have a strong scent of coffee coming from you, could i know how and why is that possible~?
Dottie: . . .I… w-who are you…?
Phantasmo: Ah~ where are my manners~? Dr. Phantasmo but… you especially may call me Phanta~
Dottie’s face goes pale from fear: she has heard about this infamous individual before. She quickly tries to get up to get out of there but Phantasmo had already grabbed her arm and lifted it above her head:
Phantasmo: Ah~ Ah~ Ah~ we don’t want to bring any… unnecessary attention, do we now darling~?
Dottie desperately tries to punch him and now the whole cafe was looking at the two and some people from the staff were trying to help her out, but Phantasmo (who honestly was having his patience on a thread with this whole situation) pulled out a gun and pointed at Dottie (don’t worry! The gun is fake, but no one needs to know about this besides Phantasmo):
Phantasmo: if any of you DARES to approach us, she dies~ am i clear? Good.
And when no one dared to challenge him, Phantasmo very calmly lifted effortlessly Dottie and placed her over his shoulder and started to float away with her as his hostage
She would yell and punch Phantasmo’s back until she would get tired of panicking so much and just, kind of give up
Aaaaand on my next post i’ll write more about CCC “human” version, i promise (it’s because it’s already midnight as i am writing this and i’m tired as fuuuuuck hahaha…)
☆~Dr. Phantasmo with Coffee Candy Cookie ~☆:
These two would have met when CCC was looking for her girlfriend (Baguette Cookie) and somehow ended up in Phantasmo’s plate (also going to explain better how on my next post). Just when he picked her up to eat her (yes, yes i know, I KNOW: Phantasmo can’t CANONICALLY eat nor drink anything but this is all just some silly headcanons, soooo… on MY headcanons he can eat and drink, okay? Okay.) she desperately tries to shout and plead for her life
Phantasmo looked around to see who was talking with him, he just shrugged it off and when he was about to eat her, he opened his eyes and saw that the cookie he was going to eat was… alive…? He looked at her confused but also intrigued
He brought her closer to his face and started to examine her more closely:
Phantasmo: my… are my eyes and ears deceiving me or did you just… talked right now…?
CCC: …Y-yes… i am a living being you k-know…! You should be more careful when picking up cookies to eat! Some are alive!
Phantasmo: …My my… i must have really gone insane! Look at me: talking with a cookie! Gosh… but oh well, it’s like the saying: “if you’re crazy, just embrace your craziness” or something like that… say my delicious little “friend”, how in the world are you alive?
CCC: I… it’s because of the life powder that the witches use to create us… or so i believe is that…
Phantasmo: pfft, always magic… why don’t people just use the good old science to create life anymore? Well, it’s been a fun little chat with you but now i’m going to eat yo-
CCC: N-NO!!! Please don’t! I’ll do anything, ANYTHING j-just… don’t eat me… please…
Phantasmo: pffft buahahahahaha!!! Now that’s a good one: how exactly do you plan on being USEFUL for me~? I mean, you’re just a little treat in my eyes~
CCC: h-hey…! I can be u-useful…! Just please, give me a chance!
Phantasmo: hmm… yeah… maybe, just maybe you could be useful to me~ answer me this: how exactly do i, let’s just say, take your life powder out of you~?
CCC: W-well… we cookies also have soul jams but these two things are fused with our dough so… w-wait… y-you are… you are not REALLY considering doing what i think you are going to do… are y-you…?
Phantasmo: Hehehe~ it was “nice” meeting you~
To be continued… on my next post :p
HAPPY (very totally on time) VALENTINE’S DAY! HAVE SOME SHIPS!
Hey look it’s those ship arts I promised
Venti x Lilia spread, inspired by… recent events in the game O_O
I found more crack, a really old doodle
OMG LOOK WHAT CRACK I FOUND IN MY DRAFTS
Lilia x Venti my beloved, best crack ship lmao
"Which ship do you prefer? The canon ship or the non-canon ship between characters from the same fictional universe?"
Me: I choose the non-canon crack ship between characters belonging to different franchises, thank you.
Since I came to Tumblr to talk about a crazy ship (Jacob Thrombey x Stanley Barber), I want to tell you about another ship crack.
Bill Denbrough of It and Andy Barcklay from the Childs Play remake.
Just think about it, a stutterer with a deaf who take the lead from his own group of friends to fight a murderous threat, they would be a lovely couple.
