Episode 2: My guy loves pie, respect...
Yayyyyyy, I get to meet the kid!!!!
He's👏🏾such👏🏾a👏🏾geek👏🏾
Ok we were on the same train of thought with the peach cobbler ngl-
Wait he has a prosthetic! Interestinggggggggggggg
What's going on. Who's here-
STOP ASKING QUESTIONS AND GET DOWN YOU IDIOT-
Well, this is how we lose our chances with him...
*two hours later* I was helping make soup where was I-
Jeez- Ok I'm cooler than I thought- JEEZ-
WE ARE SO TRAUMATIZING THIS MAN-
Gosh darn itttttttttttttttttttt... can Rose get me out?
Oh I'm screwed, huh. Ooh but Williams sounds kinda fine...
Wait... dang it, am I gonna have to relocate? Ugh I need to talk to Ivan...
Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Ivan... YAY HE HUGGED US- WOO-
Yeah hun there's a lot that you should know- nooooooooooo I was not a desk clerk......... mmmmmmmmmm no I don't think I'll be safe- aw- PLEASE SAY I GET TO MARRY IVAN-
OH MY GOSH THE KID'S HERE- yep there goes my heart.
Oh this is gonna be awkward... hi ma'am...
DANG IT I LIKE IVAN THO- yes it's probably a good idea so he's safe but AUGH
No no I completely get it ma'am, honest, it's really bad-
Raven: *deadpan face*
Me irl: *furiously nodding, agreeing with everything Michelle is saying*
HOLD UP, WE ARE NOT FANTASIZING RIGHT- OR IS IT A DREAM- it's a dream YEP IT'S A DREAM- oh the TRAUMA in this series
Ok we're leaving, this is gonna suck but it's for the best.
Ivan please don't make this harder- dammit- PLEASE IVAN I LIKE YOU TOO MAN COME ON-
K we're gonna meet back up again or I will riot.
No I'm not okayyyyyyyyy... in more ways than one, I messed up my project.
FRICK YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WE'RE STAYING WOOOOOOOOOOOO
OPEN UP IVAN- YES IT WAS FOR YOU
*screeching internally, kicking feet, throwing squishmallow against the wall* YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Episode 3:
These doggone pagers man...
Hey, ngl, it'd be funny if Harrison tried to take us out.
Maybeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee- why'd you say it in that tone tho-
GREAT NEWS I'VE FIXED THE PROJECT- aagh I love him so much-
What does Luke want... he sounds nervous?... oh great what happened.
NAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BRO, ANYTIME THEY WANNA MEET SOMEONE IN PERSON IT'S BAD COME ON. WHAT NOW.
I take back my earlier statement, this man is NOT red flag-simping material.
We are NOT bringing Ivan. WE ARE NOT BRINGING IVAN.
RAVEN, GIRL, I KNOW I'M TECHNICALLY YOU, BUT I DO NOT AGREE WITH THIS.
Can we please listen to Ivan- I don't like this situation- this frick is gonna double-cross us-
(I feel like Michelle had the better lawyer in the divorce lol-)
There's that freaking crow again. YEP. HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOO.
Too bad we don't have regenerative powers like a certain someone hahahahaaaaaaa *piercing sobs*
FIGHTTTTTTT
DANGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG NOT THE HELMET-
OMGGGGGGGGGGG. OH THIS IS BRUTAL.
Ivan don't scare me like that again.
I KNEW IT, I KNEW IT, I KNEW HE WAS A SLEAZEBALL-
HI CROW, I TRIED TO TELL HER- STOP PLAYING OUR SONG.
Wench, I know you did not threaten Paloma-
GET HIM IVAN- YES BAEEEEEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
K now we just gotta fix the bleeding out problem over here... no. ESCAPED NO. TELL ME SHE'S GONNA MAKE IT.
I SWEAR IF SHE DOESN'T MAKE IT-
TELL ME SHE'S GONNA MAKE IT-
OH THANK GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD THANK YOU BABY JESUS AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
Listen, I was about to cry and I would've had to throw hands. HI IVANNNNNNNNNNNN
*pounds fist against table* We must protecc the child she is too precious-
Awwwwwwww ok happy tears happy tears this time yayyyyyyyyyyyy
THAT ENDING WAS SO GOOD OMGGGGGGGGGGG OK I LOVED THIS ONE TOO, THE NEON SERIES WAS GREAT
*sits down with lunch* "It has been a long time since you have seen me, has it not?" *angrily muttering into bowl*
Episode 1:
Yeah, yeah, it's about me...
Oh frick, am I in therapy- I'M IN THERAPY WOO
K question, will I be taking care of Baby Vengeance in here?
Yeah that checks out, I'd probably feel better about this if I'd died in his stead.
What kinda dream is this???
"Strangers to lovers", who the heck is the stranger gonna be... this is gonna be tough.
CROW OR RAVEN CAWING????
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THEY'RE PLAYING OUR SONG-
no i'm not gonna cry i refuse to cry over this.
Ok wait wait I don't wanna space out while I'm driving, WAKE UP- oh damn ok I'm sorry ma'am, just my traumatic flashback speaking-
Aaaaaaaand there's our stranger... AH KITTY BUBBA!!!
Oh he's a father... and a nerd, let's go- OH HE'S A SINGLE DAD, GREAT-
Omg he's such a nerd aughhhhhhhhhhh 🙌🏾
Oh there goes my heart, here we freaking go.
"I hope it wasn't awkward standing there while I was talking on the phone-"
me: *actually wheezes*
my brother: "what's so funny-"
"NOTHING-"
I don't like how cute I'm finding him. This is not good.
HELPPPPPPPPPPPP HE'S REALLY CUTE AND I DON'T LIKE IT.
Aw man, put the telenovela back on!
I did not make a pie for this man... oh my God I am so dead. Oh I'm gonna be wrecked.
*pauses the video* *walks away from laptop* "WHY AM I SMILING SO HARD OVER THIS GUY NO-"
And there's the crow... frick this is what our dream is about huh
OMG IT IS, THIS IS WHAT THE DREAM IS ABOUT- OH FRICK.
Ok so this crow dropped Ivan's birdfeeder into our backyard, therefore it's the spirit of Crow trying to hook us up with someone- I KNEW IT HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(yeah I know this stuff is probably obvious to everyone, biochem wrecked my brain process ok)
YEAH HE'S REALLY CUTE, CROW, HELP ME-
Oop- no no, finish that statement sir >:3
NOT THE SOUNDTRACK HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Please let this be a movie someday, I have so many favorite series that I need to be a movie/TV series...