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songhunter

1 year ago

enstars text posts but it’s just adonis and undead (pt. 1)

A tumblr post and replies with images of Adonis and Kaoru superimposed on them.
Kaoru, as a graduate: "I can’t believe I fell for that 'look angry and upset and hope someone saves you' shit in high school! What an awful way to live! I want to be warm so that people are gently warmed when they’re around me."
Adonis: "Like a soup."
Kaoru: "Like a soup."

A screenshot of a Yik Yak post that has Adonis, Koga, and Kaoru superimposed on it.
Adonis, looking confused: "I heard a guy say they were 'going ham' but I don't think it was food related? what is going ham?"
Koga: "Traditionally, it's Hard as a Motherfucker."
Adonis, smiling: "Interesting. I'm from out of town so I've never heard it before."
Kaoru, laughing: "I'm in love with this person who thinks the phrase 'going ham' is locally specific to Seattle."

A tumblr post with images of Rei, Adonis, Kaoru, and Koga superimposed onto it. The post reads:
demon gf who insists on making pacts for every little thing (next to an image of Rei with horns).
Rei: "i will do the dishes for a price (kissies)." Beside this are smaller images of Adonis, Kaoru, and Koga looking confused.

A screenshot of a tweet with images of Adonis, Rei, and Kaoru superimposed on it. The tweet reads:
"Vampire (with an image of Rei blushing): *Throws himself seductively against the wall* Oh no! You found my secret lair!
Paladin (with an image of Adonis looking awkward): Well, there was a swarm of bats in an arrow formation...
Vampire (with Rei winking): I hope you don't whip out your stake and drive it into me!
Paladin (with Adonis sweating nervously): I only have a mace.
Bard (with Kaoru looking judgemental): God, you're never getting laid..."

A screenshot of a tumblr post with images of Adonis and Kaoru superimposed on it.
Kaoru: "puts him (Adonis) in my pocket and hears a crunch."
Kaoru: "*through tears* I can fix him." Beside this text, there is an image of a clay adonis doll that has been squished and resized.

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my stuff adonis otogari kaoru hakaze rei sakuma koga oogami POLYUNDEAD enstars textposts claydonis is the light of my life do not squish him

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