No minors. No whiners. Just an Evil Residents event.
No minors. No whiners. Just an Evil Residents event.
This is terrible I know but hear me out
Some really bad ideas for a shitpost Hollow Knight x Resident Evil AU I randomly conjured
Here's the very poorly written outline I have for this thing:
Precursor to downfall of hallownest, umbrella (needs a different name) formed by soul master after pale king yeets the infection at them and goes "find cure." This is before the infection gets all wacky silly and publicly known, so soul master and the soul twisters sorta poke around with the infection and go "huh y'know this would make for a great weapon against the deepnest beasts" so they begin fucking around with that. Chris and Leon are both city guards that are vibing around when a sector of the City of Tears is overrun by the T-virus after an outbreak, they both end up having to stop it and both manage to resist the infection which piques the Pale King's interest. Jill and Carlos also make it out alive. Sherry and Claire are there too I guess. Pale King goes "yo dudes you survived the infection I think ima assign you guys to deal with this infection bullshittery" so they're all forced to do infection bullshittery stuff as it gets worse. RE4 is just a corpse creeper outbreak in fungal wastes or something, hornet is kidnapped and PK goes "holy shit if we don't get this child back then i'm gonna be in deep(nest) shit" so they all go and grab hornet. RE5 I don't even know, that was a fever dream and same goes for RE6. Ethan supposedly lost Mia in the initial infection outbreak all those years ago, but in reality Mia managed to escape with a void construct created by a rival gang of angry deepnest weavers. Void construct of course is Eveline and Mia and Eveline manage to flee to deepnest where they meet a nice little family of survivors. Eveline does her bullshittery and takes over everyone, weaver gang breaks lucas out and makes him their spy.
Meanwhile Eveline makes Mia send Ethan a letter to come and find her, thus starting RE7. Ethan goes to deepnest and gets his shit fucked up big time, immediately dying and being resurrected by the void. Blah blah blah, kill baker family, blah blah, get mia back, blah blah blah blah blah kill eveline, something something oh hey PK's Infection Cleanup Crew (TM) is now on the scene and here to deal with the outbreak. Ethan and Mia are pulled out and placed into witness protection in the Ancient Basin by the White Palace. RE8 happens when Mirander comes along and steals Rose. Mirander's still trying to revive her kid, but she's also the leader of the angry weaver gang and she has plans to kill PK. She's been gathering forces n shit for the revolt, also they're all infected with void and have wacky void powers too. Mirander steals Rose a little more blatantly, pretty much just breaking into the winters' house, fucking shit up, stealing the baby, and leaving. Ethan is reasonably pissed and goes all Seek And Destroy on Mirander, killing literally everything in his way. First he rampages through deepnest, killing four of her infected subordinates one by one before he makes it to the Abyss. At this point in the timeline PK has been dabbling a little in void bullshit so there's definitely evidence of him being around here, maybe a couple thousand dead children or something. Mirander is hiding out in the abyss, blah blah blah she and Ethan duke it out blah blah they both fucking die blah blah blah rose grows up to be very OP, PK briefly considered using herasa backup HK but Rose has a mind to think, a will to break, and a voice to cry suffering so she's automatically pitched from the plan and ends up being trained to like kill the fucking radiance or something, maybe she gets put into stasis or whatever because she was too powerful and PK felt threatened by her.
Something something hallownest falls something something main HK game takes place and the knight is now in the picture. Leon, Chris, Jill, and Carlos have taken it upon themselves to keep everybody in Dirtmouth safe and regularly dive into Hallownest to look for survivors. They meet Hornet sometimes but she's too badass to vibe with them and she fights them. They all survive of course and they learn to respect each other but Hornet never really joins them. She's like Ada that way. Anyway the knight comes along, yadda yadda yadda HK game happens
Making Resident Evil inspired bracelets instead of going to therapy>>>
I literally had an aneurysm making theseđŠâđڞ
Here's my first entry for the 31 days challenge... Yippeeđ¤ Anyways, day one is Chris. Idk. I tried. I know the drawing's lazy, but I was at school guys and I'm lazyđâď¸ I'll do better tomorrow if I commit to this.
Domestic chreon will always have an iron grip on my heart- the idea of them doing the simplest thing together⌠cooking, cleaning, watching TV, puzzles, biking, wine tasting, adopting a cat, trying on new clothes, eating pizza after a long day of doing nothing⌠they deserve to grow old together and be normalâŚ
Chris redfield x male reader whoâs a rock singer pls
Uh yeah, Iâm just shocked I got an ask about a fic or sum itâs been awhile- đÂ
Chris was never one for get togethers. Maybe when he was younger but not now. He was a busy man he never had anytime for crap like that. But Claire insisted (like always) that he needed to get out of the house for once.Â
She knew he was a bit weird in crowds but she had a concert she wanted to go to and she wanted someone else to go to. This was the perfect opportunity, they could leave at anytime because of the way the dome was built. Plus sheâs been before and itâs always been fun.Â
Claire was sitting in her living room watching tv when Chris comes out in green cargo pants and a black short sleeved t-shirt. âLetâs get this over with.â She rolls her eyes as she turns the tv off grabbing her keys.Â
They arrive at the concert as she hands the tickets to the bouncer. They both walk in as Chris looks around enamored. Flashing lights bright and fast but not enough to be annoying or migraine inducing. Claire smiles as he continues following her.Â
They stop when they reach a spot. Claire hands him a drink as he takes a sip. âAlright the concerts starting soon come on.â He downs his whiskey following behind. They walk through the crowds of pumped up sweaty people.Â
They stop at a point as they look up to the stage.Â
After a bit of waiting a voice comes on a really sexy one. Chris inhales as he listens to the excited voice. After a few seconds of talking and other things people begin to come out. Probably other band members. Theyâre cool but donât catch his eye. Then the main singer comes out.Â
He had jeans, black boots and a white undershirt on with a bunch of dog tags. It was simple but fit a rock band perfectly to be fair.
âHeâs so fucking cool!â Claire shouts at Chris as he stands their mouth agape and in awe. Claire looks at him curiously as he finally managed to speak. âH-heâs so hotâŚâ She laughs at his comment as the music begins to turn on. âHeâs signing autographs after the concert go get one!!!â She shouts over the loud crowd. He smiles as he begins to bop his head to the music.
The concert was incredible. Heâs never ever really done something like that but he enjoyed every second. Everyone claps at the performance, screams, whistles everything.
 âAlright Iâll be at the bar go shoot your shot.â He nods focused on getting to the angel he laid his eyes on.Â
As he was walking along the path a bunch of people managed to move him in the opposite direction. He couldnât fight through it so he gave up sighing as he gets swept somewhere else. He wobbles a bit as everyone moves to other places.Â
He looks around, backstage? He begins to turn around but manages to bump into someone. He falls backwards as he begins to look up. âOh shit you alright?â It was the lead singer! Holy shit! Holy shit! âOh my god, Iâm a recent fan, my sister introduced me to you tonight and uh your concert was awesome!â Chris smiles at the man as he smiles back.Â
âItâs to meet a fan, a new and old one especially.â Chris practically shakes with excitement. âCan I have your autograph?â He asks curiously. The man laughs. âOf course Iâll do your name to since your new Mr?â He tilts his head. âOh uh Chris Redfield.âÂ
The man stops for a moment. âWoah are you THE Chris Redfield?â He asks smiling. Chris nods rubbing the back of his head. âChris Redfield is a fan of mine holy shit-â the man laughs as he nods. âYeah of course you can have anything man thanks for your service!â Chris smiles happily as he hands the man a piece of blank paper and one with his number to.
Okay Yes but no, now donât get me wrong Chris In his twenties đ like yes BUT. RE5, RE6 AND VENDETTA CHRISS?
25 ERA AINT GOT SHIT ON HIM IN HIS 30s OMFG đđđđâ¤ď¸â¤ď¸đ
(bros gone through so much plastic surgery no wonder he always looks like an alcoholic he doesnât have enough money to buy some fucking clothes damnđ Vendetta was his less rugged era it wasnât giving rat as much as his other looks did)
This was the best looking Chris Redfield and I'm not hearing anyone's thoughts on the matter
Chris Redfield x Male reader
Cw: Abuse, sensitive topics, Spencer being an ass and the usual blood and guts
Summary: Itâs time to finally save the world! Though you stumbled across some unwanted memories and apparently an injection made your second conscious louder? Though Chris is there and he finally helps you in a way both of you want.
Last chapter hopefully Iâve please thanks for staying for this journey friends â¤ď¸
You begin to start fighting Wesker as Sheva comes in helping you. You begin to start dodging Weskers attacks as Chris readies up a rocket launcher, you quickly dodge as Wesker grabs it.Â
Chris shoots the rocket as it blows up on Wesker. He cowers to the ground as you guys rush over with the injection. To slow. He regains his power as you guys fall back again. Sheva finds another rocket as she hands it to Chris. She hands you one to as you thank her.Â
Wesker begins to attack you as you all begin running again. You begin to block Wesker again as Chris launches the missile into Wesker as he grabs it. You pull your gun out blowing it up as you go behind him holding him back as Chris runs up to you both.Â
âDo it Chris!â You shout as he stabs Wesker with the injection. You step out the way as he stumbles backwards falling to the ground as he pulls it out. You guys watch him begin to struggle and groan in pain.
âThis isnât over.â He begins to run away as you begin to follow him. You guys make it to a plane as you and Chris hop on. Sheva begins to run as fast as she can. You reach your arm out as she jumps grabbing onto it.Â
âIâve gotcha.â She pants as you smile at Chris. âAlmost over.â You sigh.
 âIt seems I may have underestimated you both.â You roll your eyes as you guys stop in your tracks. âUroborus will be released into the atmosphere causing complete global saturation.â
You huff. He rushes you angrily as he begins to purely focus on you. He knocks you to the ground as Sheva and Chris try to help you. With a final punch he knocks you out. Chris and Sheva get even angrier as Chris opens the plane hatch. Chris grabs you tightly holding onto you as Wesker manages to grab Sheva.
Your eyes shoot open as she looks at Chris and you as she gives another smile. She lets go. Your eyes go wide. âNo!!!â Chris shouts.Â
Why was this familiar. âInject it, trust us.â You heard voices whisper. What the hellâŚ? You than remember the milky white injection.Â
âWhatâs the harm of injecting it? Only destruction inside your body and outside. Oh well.âÂ
They do say your minds a scary place.Â
âFuck it.â You grab the injection from your pocket shooting it into yourself. Hopefully the voices were right. You let go of Chris as you grab Sheva tightly. You felt a weird rush of adrenaline as your heartbeat began to get faster.
You begin to feel ill as Chris holds onto your ankle. âIâm taking the three of you with me!â Wesker shouts. âLike hell you will!â Sheva stomps his hand knocking him out the plane.Â
It crashes as you groan out in pain.Â
You begin to writhe on the floor as your heartbeat starts speeding at an inhuman pace, feeling adrenaline coursing through your body. You flail around as you close your eyes again going back to the hell you experienced in your younger years.
âThe only reason Iâm keeping you alive is you DNA.â Spencer slaps you as you cry out. âOtherwise your body, your simply nothing to anyone, ANYONE.â He looks at your strapped form. Chains around your ankles and wrists as you cry.Â
âWaste of flesh.â He exclaims as the scientist straps your mouth closed. One of them begins to turn the electrocution on as one holds your head still. You begin screaming for help but to no avail, they bring it down to your he-
You hyperventilate violently as your eyes shoot open as a newfound motivation and strength powers you. You wheeze as you raise yourself up. You locate Chris as you seemingly teleport to him. You grab his waist tightly as you give him a smile.Â
âYour eyes sir!â Similar to Weskers yet so different. All white, like an Angel. At least thatâs what Chris saw. You smile as you help Sheva up. You guys focus on Wesker as you begin to get to higher ground. âCHRIS!â You look over to see Wesker readying his tentacles.Â
Chris and Sheva begin to shoot him as you paid close attention to him seeing what the best way to attack was. A seemingly impossible shot to hit for a human, but to you It was like he was going in slow motion. They mange to shoot him enough that uroborusâs core shows. âIâve got this.â You tighten your fists as you rush into him with incredible speed challenging light. You look at him dead in the eyes as you bring your fist back punching dead through his chest angrily.
âHoly shit!â Sheva shouts as the whirring of a helicopter is heard. You push Wesker away as the rock breaks he falls into the lava as he screams in pain.
Jill sets the latter down as Sheva grabs onto it. âHurry up!!!!â You help Chris up as it starts to fly away. You jump up grabbing it.Â
âClimb Chris come on.â You hold onto him gently as they help you up. âY/NNN!!â You groan. âFuck me.â Jill looks at your eyes confused. (Not the right time to be enamored by him đ)
He grabs the helicopter tilting you all over.Â
You all scream in shock âUse those!â Jill points, Sheva nods at you and Chris as you guys get up to grab them. âReady partner?â You nodÂ
âWe used to be so close Al, what happened?â You knew, you knew it was umbrella. He was simply doomed from the start just as you were. Maybe in another life you guys couldâve kept the brother relationship.
You guys both launch the rockets at the same time as a huge explosion rings through everyoneâs ears.Â
You all fall backwards as you guys get away from the volcano quickly. Â
âDid we win?â Jill asks shocked. âWeâve won, for now.â You turn looking behind you. You all smile at each other as you hug Jill and Sheva.Â
You try to hug Chris but he pushes you away. âCome on Chris just do it.â Jill speaks with a sigh. âIâm sorry in advance.â He lets out a sigh and blushes as he grabs your face kissing you. âWeâre they not already dating?â Sheva asks Chris pulls away with a heavy blush as you smile.Â
âBought time.â He rolls his eyes at your remark as he hugs you tightly. You returning it. Almost 3 weeks back and you saved the world and even got a prize.
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Chris Redfield x Male reader
summary: Self explanatory, you guys are there to kick weskers ass!!!!
âSo thatâs uroborus.â Sheva speaks âgod dammit Wesker, heâs actually serious about destroying the entire planet. âHe always was a determined man.â You guys make your way down stairs as you look over to see commotion on the screens.Â
âWait.â Chris walks over tilting his head. âThat must be what heâs gonna use.â You spoke as you kept an eye out behind you guys just in case. âMakes more sense. Wesker!â Chris shouts as he points to Wesker on the screen. âThere he is come on letâs go!â You both follow Chris as you begin running down the dark hallways.Â
âJillâs calling me hold on.â You pick up the phone as you answer. âHow you holdin up pumpkin?â You ask with a laugh as she gives one back. âIâm fine donât worry about me, thereâs something I need to tell you. Listen carefully.â Chris and Sheva move next to you paying attention.
âY/n you know his strength comes from a virus but itâs unstable.â You squint your eyes as you all continue listening. âIn order to maintain a balance he must inject himself regularly with a serum.â Sheva buts in âso if we cut the supply of serum he looses his strength?â âAffirmative, but he just took a dose so itâs gonna be awhile before he needs another one.âÂ
âThatâs not time we have.â You spoke âListen Excella said the amount has to be precise. So if he injects too much it should act like a poison. I think she used a serum labeled: PG67A/W.â You look at Sheva as you hand Chris the phone.Â
You guys begin searching through the case. âJill, Jill!â You could hear the line breaking up. âShit.â You hand Sheva the injection. âChris, this is it.â He looks over as you all nod. âLetâs give it a shot.âÂ
âJust like he always said, heâs planning to spread this fucker worldwide.â You cock you gun turning the safety off. Of course you guys reach a room that was already going into lockdown because a fire apparently. Just your luck. (Skill issue get good)
âCome on come on!â You shout as you guys rush down the stairs. The floorboards begin to open. âWeâll never win in a fair fight, we need to fall back!â âAgreed!â You guys begin to go the other way. Not being in control, like the old days.Â
You begin to sneak down the hallway giggling to yourself. âOh, y/n!â Wesker speaks with a bright smile as he begins to chase you. You run around and around the outside of the lab as you accidentally run into Spencer. He stops dead in his tracks as he looks at you angrily.Â
âI-Iâm sorry sir.â You bow down as Wesker does the same. âTake him Iâm tired of this.â His assistants grab you as Wesker pleads for them to stop. âPlease he didnât mean it!â Wesker begs sadly. But to no avail you get taken into a dark room.
You shake your head vigorously as you awake in a elevator. âYou okay sir?â Sheva asks you nod âsometimes I go on autopilot and zone out for awhile, Iâm alright though.â They both look at each other than to you. âCome on.â
You guys make it to room as you ready up your guns as Wesker makes it known he sees and hears you all.Â
âYouâve really become quite the inconvenience for me.â You grin âGlad we can agree on something.â He throws his glasses to you as you dodge his first rush attack with a backflip. Chris comes in throwing a punch as Wesker moves to him.
He throws Chris roughly to the ground as Sheva tries to help out ultimately being thrown to the ground. As you ready up for a fistfight Chris tries to shoot Wesker. He dodges as he rushes behind you, before you can even respond he had you in a chokehold.Â
You try to rip him off but you fail. He lets out the usual âim saving the world speechâ as you roll your eyes pulling yourself down as Sheva and Chris begin shooting at him. You guys get thrown over the edge as the injection falls out of Shevas pocket next to you and Chris. You guys look at each other with a nod.
You sit up as you hand the injection to Chris. âThis may be our only chance.â You nod as Wesker flips down to you all. âThings are getting Interesting huh Y/n?â You scoff âdid you really think you could defeat me?â
Chris speaks up for you like you used to do for him. âEither way Iâm not gonna stop until Iâm dead.â You smile at him. âIâll just have to kill you quickly.â You guys scatter as Chris begins to collect more weapons. âLetâs dance Al.â
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Chris Redfield x Male reader
Summary: You all realize how close you guys are and how much you care about each other. If only on better circumstances.
You guys made your way to another lab. You take in heavy breaths of the stale air. Chrisâs heavy boots get closer as he appears next to you. âAmerican air.â You say with a laugh. Chris tilts his head with a confused smile. âWhere do you live sir?â You lean against the wall. âEurope actually.â
He nods with a smile. âMhm, always wanted to go, never got the chance though.â He explains âWhen we get out of here, do you wanna go on a vacation with me?â You ask with a excited smile. He perks up a bit. âWe could travel Europe! Rome, Madrid, Bern, Brussels even fucking London Chris.â You explain with expressive body language.
He smiles thinking about it. âSounds fun.â He gives a smile as you give a brighter one back. Sheva calls you guys open as she gets the lab door open. âCome on!â She shouts as you all follow close behind.
Warehouse, labs after labs was all that seemed in your path. Finally you guys open a door making your way outside. The light was rough on your eyes. âOver there!â Sheva shouts pointing to Excella and Wesker. âItâs time to put an end to this, letâs go.â You all nod following Chris down the heavy set stairs.Â
âThis ship is huge.â You say amazed. âDo you think there using it to spread uroborus?â Sheva asks, you think to yourself. âNo, itâd give away their position to soon.â Chris says grabbing more weapons.Â
You guys begin to hand each other weapons. You smile handing chris your flamethrower. âTake this partner.â You wink as Chris scoffs with a smile. You guys continue to find more crates as you stuff them in your bag. You all of a sudden feel this weird feeling in your stomach as you move out the way quickly.Â
All of a sudden a bunch of zombie dogs rush to the spot you were. Guess thatâs why. Chris grabs his gun shooting them with ease and precision as Sheva goes to finish the job he turns behind as more mutants come down.Â
You look at Chris as he nods, he grabs the first one punching him and stunning him. Chris walks by the second one as he swings his bat into Chris. He lets out a cry of pain as you grab itâs head ripping it off.Â
You wipe the crimson of your face as Chris pants. You look behind you to see the decapitated man thrashing. You shoot the uroborus coming out the mans decapitated head.Â
Finally you guys make it into another room as you all see Excella. âAh y/n dont let these freaks hurt me my dear.â She says dramatically. Chris growls at her as Sheva takes the lead. She begins to run as you shoot one of her briefcases knocking it out of her hand. Chris rushes after her as she locks the door on him.Â
âSheâs tough Iâll give her that much.â You nod as you look at the injections. âMr. L/n is this?â Sheva asks and you nod. You guys finally make your way out the room breaking out of it as you begin to walk down the hall. You guys make it to another huge warehous. You guys watch as a box opens as more mutants come out. âIsnât that a nice gift.â You roll youâre eyes.
One electrocutes Sheva as you push her out the way kicking it in its back.Â
After killing a few more you guys make it to the elevator catching your breath. âSo youâve made it this far.â Wesker spoke with no emotion as usual. âTo bad you wonât make it much further.âÂ
You guys make it out the elevator to see Excella moaning in pain. âWhy when Iâve done so much for you..?â She groans out in pain. âAh, Chris and Y/n how nice of you to join us.â You hear Weskers voice from a speaker. He gives his usual speech and you canât help but feel somewhat bad for Excella.Â
She thought that they were gonna rein together but she was simply manipulated by him like you were. âIt seems you wonât make it much further.â Wesker speaks as you grit your teeth. âStep back.â You spoke putting your hand out as they move back. âGoodbye old friend.â Wesker speaks as the line goes blank.
âAlbert!â She shouts as uroborus shoots out of her. âNasty fucking way to go.â You speak as the other bodies get absorbed into her. You start to tremble a bit as you breath calming yourself âRun! Now!â You all nod and begin to run as giant tentacles try to kill you. Not an ideal 2 weeks back but here we are.Â
More zombies more blood more guts, the usual. Chris and Sheva take control as you search everything. You come across Spencerâs notebook. You huff as you put it in your pocket.
You guys make it to a room as the giant mutant octopus sees you all. Chris picks a weapon youâve never seen up as he takes a shoot. It screams in agony âThatâs it hit again!â Sheva shouts as you all run to the other side. He waits till it charges as he shoots it again. âAtta boy!â You shout as you shoot the tentacles in the ground with as much brutality as you can.
It was starting to get tired you could tell. Chris had tentacles that started to envelope him. âChris Iâve got it.â He hands you the gun as you aim carefully. With a deep breath you aim it perfectly as it lets out a final cry tumbling down as it succumbs.Â
Chris gets the tentacles off of him as he looks at you with admiration. Thanks for saving me.â You look at him with a look of anger. âYou saved us Chris I just delivered the final blow. Almost all this was you and Sheva I only brought the weapons and blew a couple heads off.â He rolled his eyes as you guys began to follow Sheva.
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Chris Redfield x Male reader
summary: You guys figure out that Jillâs alive! Not in the way you guys expected though. Oh and Excellaâs there đ.
It was late, very late. The shiny light of the moon being your only guide. Sheva was ahead of you and Chris as you guys walked together. âHowâs Claire?â You asked engaging in a bit of small talk.Â
âOh, sheâs alright. I think, you know how she is.â You nod. Claire usually always kept to herself. Any pain she dealt with she dealt with herself. âYou know Chris, Wesker used to be a good guy.â He nodded as he locked eyes with you. âUmbrella fucked him up, he never had control all his life now he finally has it and is utilizing it not the way we want. The world wants.âÂ
He gives nod of approval âMe and Wesker I thought, had a great relationship. I looked up to him as I looked up to you. Of course that was short lived.â He stops in his tracks as you look behind you. âI miss the old times.â You nod as you give him a sad look.Â
âIs it my fault?â He asks with a genuine look. You envelope him in a soft hug. âNot at all Chris not at all.â Sheva calls out as you guys run to her. You all reach two grand doors. All of a sudden you guys get rushed seeing a black blur go by you. Your eyes go wide as you see something tackling Chris. âWell isnât this just one big family reunion.â He smiles. Excella stands there with admiration on her face as she gawks at Wesker.
âWesker, I would say itâs good to see you but you know Iâve never been a liar.â You say with a grin as you lazily flail your gun around. âMutual.â He says as you give him a certain look. Chris stands back up as wesker calls the mysterious cloaked individual back.Â
Chris began to get mad as he started to yell at Wesker. âYou killed Jill!!â Than it clicked âYou worked on his fighting skills but you certainly didnât work on his mental state now did you?â You growled at Wesker âDont talk to him like that you fucking dick.â You clench your fists as he pulls down the hood revealing Jill.
Sheva readyâs up her fists as Chris tryâs to talk to her. âItâs futile Chris. Sheâs under my control now.â She rushes at Chris as he begins to fight her off. You yank Jillâs suit as you grasp onto her yanking her arms back.Â
âCome on Jill itâs us!â Chris shouts desperately. She begins to stop shaking âC-Chris.â You look over to see Wesker pick up a device. He presses it as it sends a shock through Jill motivating her to finish the job.Â
She breaks out your grasp now attacking you. You begin dodging her attacks not wanting to hurt her. âJill, Jill Valentine I know your still in there youâve gotta fight it.â She pauses for a moment as her eyes give her usual look to you.Â
It took awhile surely. Fighting and dodging over and over you knew she was still In there. She begins to beat up Chris. You rush in punching her dead in her face sending her into the floor.Â
You grab her face squeezing it to make her look at you as she looks you dead in your frustrated eyes.
Wesker groans in annoyance as she begins to revert back to her old self. Canât have that happening.
He sets the control to max as she begins to writhe in pain on the floor. âFuck.â You state bluntly as you get on your knees holding her as she thrashes.
âNow if you excuse us we have a virus to attend to.â They lock the doors as you guys try to figure out what to do. âMaybe itâs the red thing on her chest.â Chris states, he looks at you for the answer. âChris, your the captain come on do what you thinks right!â You shout holding Jill trying to calm her.Â
Jill continues to scream in pain as Chris and Sheva look at each other. They both begin to pull on the jewel as it starts to come out. Jill cries in pain as you look at her with pure and utter pity. âAlmost done Jill hold on for us.â You say into her ear as they finally rip the jewel out. Her screams come to a halt as she hesitantly opens her eyes.
âSheva call this in, Chris start to look for maybe a soft spot on the door or a breach in the system.â They both nod as you hold Jill in your arms calming her. You wipe her tears as you give her a soft smile. âD-donât you look dashing.â She laughs hoarsely looking up and down as she was trying to pull herself up. âI know right.â She takes a deep breath as she pulls herself up.Â
You rub her back as she begins to catch her breath. âJust informed them sir!â Sheva shouts you nod as Chris still works on finding a spot. Finally he figured something out apparently as the door unlocks.Â
âCome on sir!â Chris shouts as they both start running. You smile at Jill. âYou know how to reach me stay safe.â You hand (stable) Jill a few guns and ammo to protect herself. You wave as she salutes you.Â
Wesker watches from the cameras in pure interest. He pulls away as he rolls his sleeves up. âSeems like theyâre not giving up. Couldnât say I didnât guess, they didnât seem like the type to give up. Pitiful truly, pitiful I have to put an end to theyâre pathetic lives. Is what i would say if I cared.â Wesker laughed to himself as Excella prepared another shot.
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Summary: You Sheva and Chris are looking for Wesker. Chris uncovers something interesting about you but he doesnât mind at all.Â
Excella gets into a lavish elevator as you watch it move up. It was keycard activated and you all obviously wouldnât have one. You all see more zombies from behind as you throw your bag to the ground. Everyone grabs different weapons. You grin as you bruin searching it.Â
Chris and Sheva kept shooting in a steady rhythm helping each other out. Shevaâs gun clicks as nothing comes out. âOut of ammo.â And sure enough Chris follows that. He slaps a zombie with his gun as you let out a mean laugh.Â
âMove!â You grin as you hold a big gun. All of a sudden flames and flames after flames come out. âYou brought a flamethrower sir?â Chris asks with a shocked look âgo big or go home Chrissy.â You laugh as all the zombies burn infront of you.Â
Sheva smiles as she shakes her head. The once sterile lab was now burning to a crisp. âAlright come on!â Chris yanks your bag as you throw the flamethrower back on your back. You all climb up the stairs lauching more flames at unwilling participants.
Shot after shot. You were shocked no guards were sent down yet. You guys manage to beat Excella to a certain floor. You look up seeing her waving to you through the elevator window. You grimace as you turn your attention back to Chris and then.Â
âExcella saw me. Sheâs gonna tell Wesker get ready for tougher tyrants.â You speak attaching a machete to your hip. They nod readying up for a bigger blow. You guys continue climbing the stairs getting higher and higher.
This was like a video game the higher you all of you go the harder the tyrants were. âIsnât that fun.â Sheva groans. You guys come across a super tyrant (ugly mf fr). Chris cracks his knuckles as him and Sheva look at each other. They begin attacking the tyrant. You Smile at them like a proud father.Â
As your looking around you see a dead decaying scientist. You smile happily as you kneel down searching his pockets. âKeycard keycard come onâŚâ you reach down into all his pockets look for a keycard. Nothing. You think to yourself.
Thatâs when you noticed his clasped hands were holding something. You hold it up looking at it in the bright fluorescent lighting. As soon as you stand up you se the tyrant fall to its knees. âCome on guys Iâve got a keycard.âÂ
She cleans itâs off as Chris looks around. He grabs a file tilting his head. What was going on you thought. âWhat was going?â on was Chris found an umbrella document of you. He read it intently. You were one of umbrellas lab rats like Wesker no wonder you both were friends.
He tilts his head as he looks at a photo of you as a young kid. You had a straitjacket and looked miserable. Apparently you were one of the calmer Guinea pigs. He sighs grabbing a lighter. Life threatening information, could get you fired in a second. Chris would never let that happen no matter how much he knew you didnât care.Â
Apparently you have compatible dna with some tyrants. He throws it to the ground stomping on the burnt ashes. He walks next to you with heavy steps. âLab experiment huh sir?â Chris asks, you look at him with your usual blank look. âIâve gotta burn that file.â You turn away from his gaze âalready did it.âÂ
You smile as the elevator door begins to open. It opens to a dark hallway. You all ready up looking at each other making sure your ready. You all nod as you begin moving down the dark hallway.Â
Wesker was going down.
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Chris Redfield x male reader
Summary: As soon as you come back your best friends both fall out a window. Of fucking course. But you do have Chris and a new friend. đ
Chris calls everything in talking to them about Jill. You were in the corner with your head down thinking. He walks up to you putting a hand on your shoulder. âThey didnât find her body, sheâs probably still alive.â You scoff âIâm gonna be honest with you Redfield, if Jill is alive so is Wesker. We both know thatâs not good.â You weâre right like usual.Â
He nods as you both hear helicopters and cars pull up. He waits for you when your finally slug yourself up walking with him to the car.Â
A week? Itâs been about a week. Your sitting at your old desk wandering down memory lane. When all of you were attached to the hip. When you first met Albert. He was cold but kind. You earned his trust and he did the same. You guys always competed against each other yet still held the same amount of value. No matter win or lose. You hear a knock on your door as you perk up fixing your tie. âCome in.â You say spinning in your chair.Â
âIâve got someone new sir.â You look to see woman in her mid 20s. âHello there, Iâm Sheva Alomar.â She shakes your hand with a curt smile as you give one back. âThey got reports back on Wesker, we think we know where he is.â You quirk an eyebrow as Chris answers.Â
âThereâs this one place thatâs been on the radar a lot lately. We think Wesker may be there.â You stand up grabbing your suit coat and bag of guns. âWell, come on hustle hustle!â You run pass them as they follow.
You look up to the dusty evening sky as Chris watches you closely. âSomething on my face Chris?â You ask with a smile as he shakes his head no. Sheva looks back and forth with a slight smile. He was blank on what to say letting out âuhhs and mhmmsâ. Sheva smiles âSo Mr.L/n I hear you quit than came back. What made you do that?â
âWell Jill contacted me telling me some stuff about Wesker and I had to come back. Plus I wanted to see how Chris over here matured.â Chris rolled his eyes with a smile. âDonât roll your eyes at me Redfield.â You play around a bit teasing Chris. You all laugh. âWhat about you rookie?â You ask with a look of interest.
âFor revenge, he killed people deep to me.â You nod with a sorrowful smile. You begin stretching as you all start getting closer to a lab. âIâm guessing this is it?â You ask as Chris nods. âAlright come on guns out and ready.â You guys ready up your guns, of course more zombies come your way.Â
Guts and blood everywhere, part of the job you thought. âCareful weâve got more coming up!â Chris shouts changing to another gun from your bag. You go beside Chris as you both begin shooting. Chris and Sheva put their guns down. You look behind you aiming the guns at Chrisâs head shooting it as he ducks. âSir?!â You laugh pointing behind you.Â
âYouâve still got it captain.â You wink as you all look at the zombie with a gaping hole through its head. To be honest you all were having fun. Cracking jokes killing zombies it was nice. Youâve said this before and youâll say it again. Youâve missed this.Â
âAlright my Brain Busters. Any ideas were Dr. Wesker may be residing?â They laugh a bit at the nickname. Your head almost does a full 360 as you see something out the corner of your eyes. You pause for a moment as Chris looks at you with the same look:
âGuess Iâm not crazy?â âOh you are but I saw that to.â He says walking in-front of you. You all pull your guns back out rushing to where you saw the color of white. You look over to see a woman dressed in white. You grab Chrisâs shoulder shushing him as you point.
She had black hair and a white dress on. âExcella.â You state with a eye roll. âWeskers assistant. She would always flirt with me and Wesker.â Sheva nods as you guys watch where sheâs going. âStay quiet. Chances are sheâll lead us to Wesker come on.âÂ
Chris and Sheva look at each other with a nod as they follow you quietly. You all get led into a lab with documents and syringes. She picks one up taking it with her. You see she took a black syringe. You watch  Chris and Sheva look at all the Documents intently.Â
âInteresting.â You mumble seeing another syringe with a white substance. You look around and shove it into your pocket quickly. Chris and Sheva were taking picture of a bunch of documents. âCorrupt fucking people Iâll tell you that much.â Chris grumbles. âAlright come on guys. Letâs do this.â They nod dropping the files and replacing them with there guns.
âShall we?â
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Chris Redfield x Male Reader
Summary: Youâre back in business!! But sadly one of your friends is out of it.
You slowly begin to open your eyes as you look around. You yawn as you sit up. You sit there for a moment thinking about everything. You sigh as you grab your burner calling Jill.Â
âYelloâ She answers in a new outfit. âNew fit huh?â âYou know it.â You laugh âI can start heading over if you want.â She quirks an intrigued eyebrow. âYou sure?â She asks sincerely looking at you with that same old slight smile. You nod as she sighs. âAlright, you know where we are take your time.â She waves than hangs up.Â
You crack your neck as you put comfy clothes on as you begin walking to S.T.A.R.S. You open the door the smell of coffee abusing your nostrils. Your face scrunches as you walk towards the front desk.
AÂ Â man with brown hair and a cold face comes up to you. âCan I help you?â He asks in a stern tone. You nod showing him your badge. âIs Jill here?â You ask looking around. âWelcome back Mr.L/n, Iâll call her down.â He grabs the phone dialing her number as they begin talking.Â
Finally he sets the phone down. He salutes you and walks the other way.Â
âWell thanks for not keeping us waiting.â
 You see Jill next to Chris as his eyes go wide. You waved and smiled as you could see a light blush dust his skin. Allergies maybe.Â
âAlright get your ass up here General L/n we got some shit to do.â Jill makes a hand motion as you follow. You give a wink to Chris as you continue following Jill.Â
âHere it is.â She pulls out a uniform as she hands it to you. It was a green suit with a black hat, it had golden circles around its wrists and your badges. Your old uniform. âYouâre old ass better make do with this.â She laughs flicking your forehead as you slap her hand away with a smile.Â
She walked away letting you put the uniform on. You looked great. You smoothed the suit out rubbing away any invisible flaws. You grinned in the mirror as you waved to Jill.Â
You walk down the stairs next to Jill as you look at Chris with a bright smile. âLook at you Chris! You look amazing.â âI can say the same.â He smiles as Jill rolls her eyes playfully.Â
âIâm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt and hope your ass can still fight.â She presses a finger into your chest. You nod as you 3 get into a car as other people begin to follow.
 âSo whatâs going on?â You ask crossing your legs âWeskers trying to take over the world and we called you here for your fighting skills and your relationship with him. You guys were best friends and you canât deny it.â You knew she was right and so did everyone else.Â
You all arrive safely to a familiar look mansion. You sigh cracking your neck.Â
Finally you guys reach a entrance with a bit of commotion. You made it through a bunch of zombies, youâve got this. You continued stretching as you all went in. There were zombies of course.
 You had your gun ready and so did Chris and Jill. The amount of teamwork they had was incredible, you missed having that. To be fair, you missed them.Â
You guys finally made it to a room. You looked on the floor to see Spencer dead. Not like you cared he was an ass and had it coming. You tighten your face up as you see Wesker facing a window. He turns around and for a moment you could see a look of shock in his hidden eyes.Â
âL/n.â He spoke âWesker.â You said with malice. He laughs as he walks around. âNever thought youâd act on this, than again you were the type of man to play around with your intrusive thoughts.â You say with a slight smirk as his own drops.Â
You turn the safety off your gun as Chris and Jill watch your little argument. He rushes into you with a punch as you quickly block it. âStill punch like a little boy huh?â One thing Al couldnât stand was someone mocking him. Chris and Jill start firing their guns. Wesker knew he couldnât go after you, heâd get to angry from your snarky remarks and lose focus. Heâd also just lose.Â
He decided to go after Chris. You noticed they always had a great relationship before you left. Not now. Chris and Wesker got a lot of good punches in as the zombies started piling outside the door. âJill, help Chris!!!!â You shout shooting at the incoming zombies, she nods. It was a split second, you turned around to see Wesker about to kill Chris as Jill rushes into him knocking him out the window.Â
Chris scurried up as you follow finishing the rest of the zombies with lazy shots from behind. âJill!!â Chris shouts out from below. âFuck, fuck fuck!!â You shout slamming your gun down.Â
Maybe you were rusty�
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Chris Redfield x Male reader
Summary: Travelings a bitch, thatâs it.
ouâve always hated the amount of people going to travel. So much people in clusters was so overwhelming.
 You sighed angrily as you went up to one of the employees. âUhâ you pulled out your old badge âY/n L/n, Jill Valentine said I was bought a ticket.â The lady looks on her computer nodding. âHere you are, your free to go.â You give her a smile as you place your luggage down.
The sun was setting giving the sky a pretty orange hue. You yawn as you begin to sleep in your chair Getting your well deserved nap. You awake to someone shaking your shoulder. One of the workers. âYouâre gonna miss your flight sir.â They smile as you yawn walking to the plane.Â
Everyone boards the plane huddled together, yelling and chatter was all around. Overstimulation to say the least. You let out a relaxed sigh. Putting your headphones on listening to music.Â
You begin to doze off again as sleep takes you with a soft yet firm grasp. A few hours later you slowly open your eyes to a dark sky. You looked at your phone as you changed your time zone. â12 amâŚâ you mutter sleepily. You should be there in a little. You looked down at all the lights. America. You scoff.Â
The attendant walks down the aisle and hands you a bowl. Tomato soup, simple yet delicious. You calmly sipped it as the flight began to end. You feel the plane come to a halt as you stand up. You grab your luggage getting in line.Â
You take a look around everything it was pitch black. You hear your burner ringing as you put it up to your ear. âHey sir where are you?â You hear Jill ask. âLanding now.â You say with a loud yawn. âKeys are under the welcome mat, sending you the whereabouts.â You give a hum of approval as you hang up. You walk to the street as a car pulls up.Â
âY/n L/n right?â The man asks in the car you nod. âIâm here to take you to your house S.T.A.R.S sent me.â He shows a badge as you get in. You both drive in silence as you enjoy the quietness of the mid-west.Â
You pull up to a nice house. Medium sized, very pretty and nicely decorated. He smiles at you as you wave goodbye. You grab your key going inside. Everything had already been set up. You threw your luggage on the couch immediately heading to your bedroom with your burner.Â
You send Jill a text letting her know your there safe. She begins to call you as you answer. âHey Jill.â You groan. âHey sir, nice to see you. Just wanted to make sure your actually there and didnât get kidnapped.â You quirk an eyebrow giving an annoyed look âmhm, hows everything going so far.â âSituations after situation.â  She rubs her head.
 âYou look really tired Iâll call you tomorrow at aboutâŚ. How about 3:00 pm? If you wake up earlier and are well rested just come down to the station.â You nod as you begin to doze off on call. She smiles as she waves goodbye hanging up. You plug the phone in, immediately falling asleep.
This was gonna be âfunâ.
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Chris Redfield X Male Reader
Summary: You get a phone call from an old friend about another old friend to an even older friend.
S.T.A.R.S never gave you the best memories. Death pain and destruction. Though it was awful, you met some of your best friends there.
âMaking good out of a bad situation.â was what Chris would say. Now here you lay in your bed trying to nap at 37 years old with almost nothing on your plate. It can drive some people crazy to not have anything to do but certainly not you.
You worked for this, everything.
You always felt pure guilt for the others who didnât make it this far but you couldnât reminisce on that. Your therapist taught you that. As you begin to doze off you hear an odd ring. A phone?
Your cell phone doesnât sound like that though. The phone continues ringing as you get around looking for what could be causing the sound. You bend down as you suddenly hear it get louder. You get on the floor as you look under your bed.
Your eyes go wide as you pull out one of your safes. You pull out one with âS.T.A.R.Sâ in white bold letters and thatâs where the ring was most prominent. You think to yourself trying to remember the code. You made it when you were in youâre 20s of course you didnât fucking remember.
You groan loudly as it continues ringing over and over when it clicks. You put the code in and it unlocks. You rummage through it pulling out your burner from S.T.A.R.S. You swipe answer as Jill Valentine, one of your best friends smiles at you.
âReally, keeping me waiting?â She asks sarcastically. You laugh âThis had all my important messages and info. If anyone found this Iâd be shot and so would they.â You rolled your eyes with a smile âGood to see you Captain, oh wait thatâs right. Now your.. what aâŚgeneral- No!-Five star-General!â
You nod at her as she smiles brightly at you. âAnyways what makes you call me 5 years later?â You ask rubbing your eyes. Her smile instantly drops to a blank stare. âItâs about Wesker.â Your smile drops to âA little birdie told us you had some ideas about his âfunâ plans.â You somehow knew exactly what she meant. âLet me guess, heâs trying to take over the world huh?â
She laughs as she nods. Though your dark stare doesnât waver not for a second. âWe need youâre help taking him down.â She states seriously. âDo you now?â You ask looking at your clock trying to not make eye contact.
Jill and you always were always close you knew she could read your mood. âMhm, so whatâs your answer?â She asks. You say nothing âYouâll be payed a grand amount sir.â You play with your fingers as you quirk an eyebrow. âYou know⌠Chris is still there. I think youâd love to see how much heâs grown and matured donât you think.â
Fuck she knew just how to get to you. You turn your attention back to her. âWhatâs the quickest you can get here sir?â She asks getting a pad and pen out. âDepends on the tickets, transportation and delays. Plus I need to rent something.â She nods âcan you be here in 2 days?â You think to yourself.
âIâm in Europe Jill this is gonna be a bit, but if I get an early start I could probably be there by nighttime tomorrow.â She smiles writing that down. âHow about this, we can get you the tickets, transportation and housing. You just need to get there on time and prepared to get back in the groove, can you handle that?â She laughs in a annoying way. You scoff as you nod.
âAlright sir, Welcome Back.â
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Chris Redfield x Male!Reader
Summary: Former S.T.A.R.S employee L/N is back to defeat Wesker. Chris is excited that his husba- old captain is back.
Chapter 1: Welcome Back
Chapter 2: Situations
Chapter 3: Jill!!
Chapter 4: Brain Busters
Chapter 5: Uncovered
Chapter 6: Good To See You
Chapter 7: Partners?
Chapter 8: Kick His Ass!!!
Chapter 9: Weâve Won, For Now
Chapter 10: Fuck it? Fuck me (this is a bonus chapter, itâs smut so if you donât like smut than your not missing anything if you donât read it :])
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