wasn't gonna post any of my art but I decided why not
So here's a sketch of a possible hero/vigilante costume for my DC OC; Dolly Moonin or AkA "The Nymph" :)
I don't know if this is done yet but!
(i only know a little so I'm gonna do Greek Gods and it's not even going to be accurate, sorry)
Ex. 1
A: *emerges from the fitting room in an evening gown* what'd you think?
B: *in awe* Aphrodite
A: what?
C: *has known B for years* she means you're beautiful.
Ex. 2
A: *runs into a fight and punches a random guy*
B: UGH! THAT ARES-
C: that's an overstatement. He has no chance of winning.
A: *comes back with a broken nose* I didn't think that one through
B: of course not! You're no Athena afterall.
C: An understatement
Ex. 3
Characters is in a feminist protest (have no idea how this works)
A: *waving a banner with one hand and a megaphone in the other as she makes a speech*
Crowd: *agrees with her*
B: ah! Artemis and her hunters
C: people better be careful then.
character who is sun-coded but not in the traditional ray-of-sunshine way. character who is sun-coded in the sense that they burn hot and bright and powerful, that they're a raging fury of fire and passion, and that maybe, just maybe, they are destroying themselves as they do so.
They will be safe. It doesn't matter who else or what else burns as long as They will be safe.
I will be safe. The hunger and the cold will never touch me again.
Fuck any bitch who's prettier(/cooler/better-liked/better at making dumplings) than me.
Yes, Master
Love me. Love me. Love me. Love me. LOVE ME!
I know the terrible things these so-called "heroes" will do if I don't stop them (<- is absolutely wrong)
I don't want a better future, I want a better past!
No other way to get performance art funded these days
to the casual observer it may look like i'm trying to summon a demon but anyone who knows me will realize that i am simply calling my wife
that specific brand of vampire media that’s like “you’re a late 90s-early 00s vampire in a leather jacket and sunglasses in some sleazy underground goth club that’s playing electro industrial/aggrotech/goth rock music” ruined me on all other vamp media, I too want to be a vampire in a leather jacket & sunglasses in some sleazy underground goth club that’s playing electro industrial/aggrotech/goth rock music
Ten origin stories for Dungeons & Dragons sorcerers that aren’t “my mom fucked a dragon”:
Sorcerer who attained their powers by practising bending reality to their will for thirty minutes every morning, and is honestly baffled when people try to explain that magic doesn’t work like that
Sorcerer who was incredibly unlucky and kept getting struck by lightning, and after the seventh or eight time it sort of stuck
Sorcerer who claims to be a god of calamity and ruin, and they’re actually telling the truth – they just happen to be a very small god of calamity and ruin
Sorcerer who tried some pipeweed they found in a beholder’s stash and experienced some unusual long-term effects
Sorcerer whose parents learned the hard way why you’re not supposed to get frisky on the night of a lunar eclipse (answer: because you end up with a baby who can conjure knives)
Sorcerer who’s a time traveller from an unimaginably distant future where people can just do that
Sorcerer who spent four minutes technically dead due to one of those incidents that begin with the phrase “watch this”, and woke up with slight brain damage and power over unearthly spirits
Sorcerer who’s been cursed to die in a fire, and the curse is fulfilling itself in an extremely roundabout way
Sorcerer who was supposed to be an ogre mage’s dinner, but the ogre mage had been brewing potions the night before and didn’t clean their cauldron before dunking the poor kid into the soup
Sorcerer who got so angry one day that they spontaneously developed the ability to set things on fire with their brain
*someone asks me to do something in my job, where i am paid to do things*
THE GOOD PLACE MEME › [4/7 characters] Jason Mendoza. ↳ “I’m just a dope who died in a safe with a snorkel… who’s only now realizing why that didn’t work!”
Ilia Isorelýs Paulino as LILA in The Sex Lives of College Girls
“A journal? Hot guys don’t journal. They just let their thoughts fade away. It’s what makes them hot.”