James is like guys help me pick an outfit because he's finally scored a date with lily and the others already know what outfit to choose but they still make him wear the tightest fits he has first so they have an excuse to admire his bulging biceps and fat ass and touch his body to "adjust the clothes". He remains oblivious to the leers of course.
James: alright, how do we look?
Peter: dunno...turn around for us?
James: oh yeah! [Turns around]
Remus: (groan) Merlin, that is criminal
James: what? Does it look bad?
Sirius: Nope. I think the colors are clashing this time. The pants look fine though
Peter: really fine
Remus: so fine
Sirius: let's change the top then [passes the smallest shirt you've ever seen]
James: okay! :D
everyone has a crush on James bc I said so