Captain Smollett - Blog Posts

recently realised how utterly bonkers the adult protagonists of treasure island are.

you've got a doctor who's a former soldier who carries parmesan in his snuff box (???). his best friend is a mildly unhinged squire who has a personality adjacent to a reality TV star when he's upset/angry (which is fairly often but thankfully not for long) and yet is an incredible marksman for someone who seems like he'd go limp-wristed at the sight of a gun. and then there's your captain who of all things goes Ah I Know What I Should Bring To This Island of Horrors! A British Flag! and then he proceeds to fit that - and more! - under his coat.

what's going on with these three. they could have an adventure-comedy show all to themselves.

INSTAGRAM HAS DECIDED

he accepted the bouquet AND KEPT IT