Stanley: Which is correct, 7 and 5 IS thirteen, or 7 and 5 ARE thirteen?
Narrator: Neither
Narrator: Because it's twelve
Stanley: I made tea
Narrator: I don't want tea
Stanley: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea
Narrator: Then why are you telling me?
Stanley: It's a conversation starter
Narrator: That's a lousy conversation starter
Stanley: Oh is it? We are conversing. Checkmate