Bsd Au - Blog Posts

I love bsd au’s so much bc the fandom gets so creative. Like who would make a whole au based entirely on Dazai not being suicidal? And yk what?? It was such an eye opener, like DAMN so much of the plot of bsd would just have not happened if Dazai WASNT mentally ill. Like it was due to a suicide attempt he met Mori, so without meeting mori he wouldn’t have joined the mafia to find a reason to live, he also wouldn’t have saved Akutagawa and Gin bc he had no reason to as he wasn’t in the mafia, meaning he wouldn’t have met Oda, maybe Ango along the lines depending if he joined the agency in the au or not. He also wouldn’t have met Chuuya nor would he had forced Chuuya to join the mafia, so Chuuya would still be in sheep. He probably would’ve met Atsushi through more NORMAL means (aka not drowning in a river)

SO BASICALLY , my point is thank you Dazai for being the mentally ill freak you are, bc without you we wouldn’t have met nor known any of our favs 🤞❤️

Credits; https://youtu.be/xtQ5mYqirmo

And yes, this is a gacha reaction video. You have to admit they’re kinda entertaining…

*ada!Chuuya au*

Atsushi: I can't tell whether Chuuya joining the ada was a good thing or not...

Atsushi: Because on one hand, I have much less paperwork to do, and Dazai seems much happier and more stable.

Atsushi: On the other hand-

Dazai, through the office door: Fuck yes Chuuya, there, there!

Atsushi: That.

*singer!Chuuya au*

Interviewer: Do you ever hear from your exs after you release a song about them?

Chuuya: Well some of them like to write really long emails.

Interviewer: Oh really?

Chuuya: Hm. The guys when I break up with them are like, "You better not write a song about this!"

Chuuya: and I'm like, "No, I wont."

Interviewer:

Chuuya: and then I do.

Interviewer:

Interviewer: Have your ever written a song it was so mean you couldn't release it?

Chuuya: No, I just put those on my albums.

*skk flower shop au*

Chuuya, STORMING into the flower shop Dazai runs: *slams 20 bucks on the counter, startling him*

Chuuya: How do I passive-aggressively say “fuck you” in flower?

Dazai: *barely bats an eye after the initial shock* That depends on what you want. You could do geraniums for stupidity, foxglove for insincerity, yellow carnations for disappointment, or orange Lilly’s for hatred, anything else?

Chuuya:

Chuuya: … I think I’m in love with you.

Dazai: What?

Chuuya: What?

bungou stray dogs | heathers!au

mostly the musical, but the movie too

tatsuhiko shibusawa as heather chandler. «the allmighty». he is a mythic [son of a?:))] bitch.

— his colour is red

— «shut up, fyodor!»

— murdered by monday morning king of the school

— well after his death he became more popular than john lennon

fyodor dostoevsky as heather duke. runs the yearbook. no discernible personality.

— his colour is green

— «sorry, tatsuhiko»

— he isn't a bulimic, he is a bulimist

— shibusawa's death is clearly the best thing that ever happened to him

osamu dazai as heather mcnamara. head cheerleader. his dad is louded - he sells engagement rings.

— his colour is yellow

— «stupid childproof caps...»

— his lifeboat was nearly drowned in the end of the story

— but he was saved by tiger boi;)) (let's say that he is veronica in this au ok)

«they're solid teflon -

never bothered,

never harassed.

i'd give anything to be like that»