Gaz, high on painkillers: Did you know…
Gaz: Did you know that when you pet a cat…
Gaz: The cat is more cat-
Gaz: B-
Gaz: … 🫥
Gaz: Because you’re catting the pat-
Ghost, tasked to watch him: 🤨
Gaz: And the cat feels so the cat act…
Gaz: And that’s why the cat is 😃👍🏾
Gaz: *passes out*
Gaz and Roach, staring at each other: 😐↔️😐
…
Roach: 😐🖕🏼
Gaz: YOU’RE A FUCKING ARSEHOLE!!
Roach: 🖕🏼😡🖕🏼
Gaz: I’LL SHIT IN YOUR FUCKING GARDEN!!! 🫵🏾🤬🫳🏾 🔫
Gaz: Ohhh, I bet you Ghost took my saaaw.
—
Gaz, grabbing the saw from Ghost: 🖕🏾🙂
Ghost: 😐❔ *Gaz walks away*
—
Gaz, talking like he’s on The Office: Ghost and I are friends 😌
Gaz: We only hate each other at work.
Alejandro: Let’s fight. I’m in a shitty ass mood right now.
Rudy: About what?
Alejandro: I don’t know. What’s your favorite animal?
Rudy: …cheetahs?
Alejandro: Fuck cheetahs.
Price: Ever realize how humans cut down bird houses to make birdhouses?
Price: Like, humans cut down trees to make birdhouses—
Price: —and trees are technically birdhouses.
Laswell: How high are you? (.-_.^)
Price, not even aware: 6’2.