fr and he’s not even my bias
I scroll through the Jongho tag on tiktok and start chewing on my hand and scratching on the walls
Yeosang: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?
San: Punch him in the stomach, then when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.
Yunho: Tackle him.
Wooyoung: Dump him.
Jongho: Kick him in the shin.
Mingi: NO TO ALL OF THOSE. JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN
Jongho: my stomach growled super loud in french omg
Jongho: I would like to clarify my stomach did not growl in French, it growled in French class.
San: bonjour
Yeosang: Le growl
Mingi: hon hon hon feed me a baguette
Jongho: Why do I even talk to you guys
Wooyoung: Jongho acts so tough but his cat’s name is Missy.
Jongho: Yes, short for Missle Launcher.