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Mimura: Someone take me to an art museum and make out with me.
Sugaya: But they said not to touch the masterpieces.
Mimura: Well somebody's gotta pin the artwork to the wall.
Okajima, on a walkie talkie: This is Okajima, those idiots are fucking around in East wing again.
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Terasaka: Some people are like slinkies.
Maehara: What? Explain.
Terasaka: Not really good for much, but it brings a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
Isogai: Please don't push Itona down the stairs-
Terasaka, pushing Itona down the stairs: Too late.
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Okajima: I'm not THAT stupid!
Sugaya: You literally ate the wax off of a babybel?
Okajima: KARMA TOLD ME IT WAS EDIBLE!?
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Nagisa, to Karma: Me? I'm the bees knees. But you? Your just...
Korosensei: Cockroach ankles!
Nagisa: Ye- wait, what?
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Isogai: Karma's covered in blood again. Why is it that he's always covered in blood?
Maehara: This time I'm pretty sure it's his own blood.
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Mimura: But you CAN'T eat fifteen crayons!
Okajima: Bet I can!
Sugaya: *Sips coffee, checks to make sure 911 is still on speed dial, and goes back to reading the paper*
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Kirara: Nice rock.
Yoshida: Yeah, Terasaka gave it to me.
Terasaka: I THREW IT AT YOU!
Yoshida: Isn't he just the sweetest?
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Karasuma: So, are you going to explain how you crashed my car?
Nagisa: Well, Karma was driving, and there was a deer, so I said "Karma, deer!"
Karasuma: And what did Karma say?
Karma: ...
Karma: "Yes, honey?"
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Korosensei: I just had a long talk with Terasaka and Kirara about hitting, so now they are yelling "It's my turn to perpetuate the cycle of violence!" before hitting each other.
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Kirara: Thanks for not telling Korosensei what happened.
Itona, dumbfounded: I wouldn't even remotely know where to begin telling this to anyone.
Gonna go rewatch assclass now lol:/
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