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WIRE YOU SCREAMING DANNY?
You're here too? Cool! Wanna listen to 100 gecs with me? I bet your taste in music is electric!
HAHAHA, I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE SUSIE.... SUSIE..! BUT YES, I TOO WAS ALSO CURSED TO THIS WRETCHED HELL SIGHT. BUT...100 GECS.... 100 Gecs....hmm.. OH YES, I’VE HEARD OF THEM! MY PATIENTS ALWAYS REACT NEGITVLY TO IT, AND IT’S MUSIC TO MY EARS, IT’S QUITE SHOCKING REALLY!
IT'S HAPPENING EVERYONE STAY CALM STAY FUCKING CALM
B̸̳̥́R̷̰̦̟͓̐͋͘͝͝Ȩ̷̣̥͑̊̽͆A̷̭̜͕͈̣͗̉̇̅͒͆K̵̞̫̋͋̊̑͘͜I̴͍̝̞̓͑͘N̴͎̒̈͒͛Ğ̵̡̢̨̹͈ ̵̥̭̼͖̿N̴̛̻͔̘͠E̷͚͑̉́̑͠͠W̶̬̼͕̏͜ͅS̵̛̭͔̓̆
HOLY OH MY
im physically shaking rn
will when i catch you will.
william. gooberton. genlosser will. william the goopiest guy.
you do not understand how insane im already going.
i have theories already based on reading this.
im going insane
-🥚
(if this isnt will and is someone else i apologize profusely.)
OOC: YEP ITS ME HI! ANYWAYS :D Tw: glitchy stuff (lol)
smiles at all yall who dont know the lore yet :)
A DISTANT PAST..?
A DISTANT FUTURE.
I still dont get it.
I feel like they’re lying.
If it hasn't been stated before, I'm human.
Or… At least I thought I was…
Due to… Events that will be touched upon soon, I found out that my bloodline is very mixed. Turns out I'm not just a human, but a succubi, dracolich and siren! Man, my ancestors must have really loved monsters as much as I do.
It takes some getting used to, having gone through a metamorphosis and having all these new abilities. One of them being that I can get dragon body parts! But I don't really have much control over it—it seems more emotion-based. So, uh, if anyone is willing to donate a new PS5 controller outta the kindness of their heart, heh…💧 I should probably take a break from COD:MW II…
So, uh… My first post here! Hello!
Alright! So… I wanted to start up a new Tumblr blog. Sorta looks like this place is gaining more traffic, especially since Twitter is going tits up what with Elongated Muskrat implementing ridiculous rules, like that whole post view limit for unverified users and verified users and all that jazz?
BlueSky had to take a pause on sending out those invite emails for early access, PillowFort is trying to step up and make their own app and Instagram is… I believe doing a copycat of Twitter?
Social Media is craaaaaaazy, isn't it?
[ "ᴡᴇʟʟ, ᴛʜᴀᴛ's ᴀɴ ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴇsᴛɪɴɢ ᴡᴀʏ ᴛᴏ sᴛᴀʀᴛ ᴛʜɪs ʙʟᴏɢ. ᴡʜᴀᴛ's ᴛʜɪs sᴜᴘᴘᴏsᴇᴅ ᴇᴠᴇɴ ᴍᴇᴀɴ ᴇxᴀᴄᴛʟʏ. . ? ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ᴀʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ɢᴏɪɴɢ??" ]
ʜᴇʟʟᴏ, ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ғʀᴏᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ɪɴᴛᴇʀɴᴇᴛ
＊*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚＊‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾ ⏱️ ☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙＊*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*＊
[ "ɪ'ᴍ, ᴀs ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴏɴᴇ ᴄᴀʟʟs ᴍᴇ ᴀᴛ ᴛʜɪs ᴘᴏɪɴᴛ, ᴛʜᴇ ᴘʟᴀʏᴇʀ, ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴍʏ ʀᴇᴀʟ ɴᴀᴍᴇ? ɴᴏ, ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ɪᴛ's ʀᴇᴠᴇʟᴀɴᴛ ᴀɴʏᴡᴀʏ" ]
[ "ɪ ᴊᴜsᴛ ɢᴏᴛ ʙᴀᴄᴋ ᴛᴏ ʙɪᴢᴠɪʟᴇ, ᴀɴᴅ sᴜᴄʜ ᴛʜᴇʏ ʜᴀᴠᴇ sᴏᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏʙʟᴇᴍ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴏᴄᴋs, ɪ ᴋɪɴᴅᴀ ᴅᴇᴄɪᴅᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴛᴀᴋᴇ ᴍʏsᴇʟғ ᴀ ʙʀᴇᴀᴋ ᴀɴᴅ ᴏᴘᴇɴ ᴛʜɪs. . . ᴀsᴋʙʟᴏɢ? ɪs ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴄᴀʟʟ ɪᴛ? ᴀɴʏᴡᴀʏ, ɪ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴘʀᴇᴛᴛʏ ᴍᴜᴄʜ ᴀ ʟᴏᴛ ᴏғ ғʀᴇᴇ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴡᴀsᴛᴇ ʙᴇғᴏʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴏᴄks ɢᴇᴛ ғɪxᴇᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴘʀᴇᴘᴀʀᴇ ᴍʏsᴇʟғ ᴛᴏ ᴄᴏɴᴛɪɴᴜᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴍʏ ᴍɪssɪᴏɴ, sᴏ ɢᴏ ᴏɴ ɪғ ʏ'ᴀʟʟ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ᴀsᴋ ᴍᴇ ǫᴜᴇsᴛɪᴏɴs ᴀɴᴅ sᴜᴄʜ. ᴏʀ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ. ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴄᴀʀᴇ"]
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HII!! HELLO :'D
I'm the author of this askblog, so here some basic info about our dear [R̴͇͌̀̆̍̽͝͠ͅ️▓▓▓ ] Player and the rules :)
──ೋღ♡(ʙᴀsɪᴄ) ɪɴғᴏ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴘʟᴀʏᴇʀ♡ღೋ──
– ᴘʟᴀʏᴇʀ ɢᴏᴇs ʙʏ ᴀɴʏ ᴘʀᴏɴᴏᴜɴs ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ɢᴇɴᴅᴇʀ ɪs ʏᴇs
– ᴘʟᴀʏᴇʀ ᴅᴏᴇs ᴀᴄᴛᴜᴀʟʟʏ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ʟᴏʀᴇ
– ᴘʟᴀʏᴇʀ's ᴀᴘᴘᴇᴀʀᴀɴᴄᴇ ɪs sʟᴏᴡʟʏ ᴄʜᴀɴɢɪɴɢ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ғᴀᴄᴛ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴡɪᴇʟᴅ ᴛʜᴇ sғᴏᴛʜ sᴡᴏʀᴅs (3 ᴏᴜᴛ ᴏғ 7)
[ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴀʀᴇ ᴍᴇɴᴛᴀʟ sᴛᴀᴛᴇ ɪs ᴠᴇʀʏ ʟᴏᴡ...]
– ɢʀᴇʏ ᴄᴀᴛ ᴇɴᴇʀɢʏ
– ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴀʀᴇ ғᴏᴏᴅʏ sᴏ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴄᴀɴ ᴇᴀᴛ ᴀɴʏᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴡɪᴛʜᴏᴜᴛ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ᴘɪᴄᴋʏ (ʏᴇs, ᴇᴠᴇɴ ᴡᴏʀᴍs ɪғ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴏʀ/ᴀɴᴅ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛᴏ)
. . . And now for the rules!
═════════•°•⚠️ RULES ⚠️•°•═════════
– !!basic dni!! (P3dos, pr0shippers, z00ph1les, r@scism, homophobia and so on).
– you can be suggestive, really. But I want to make a friendly reminder that I'm a MINOR. So please just don't overboard it :')
– if your asks haven't been answered, it's because either I'm keeping it so I can do something special or I'm might be busy. If you asks haven't still answered, don't push it.
– SHIPS are more than welcome and allowed in this askblog, just so yknow :)!! Player doesn't have any main love interest, and I don't think this would change in the future
I think this is enough rules for now, though if I need to add another thing, I will.
─ೋღ 🌺AUTHOR'S SIDE NOTES🌺ღೋ──
— some asks if not most of them, WOULD AND MIGHT be replied with arts, this is an art blog after all but it could be a simple doodle or detailed art, IT'S HIGHLY DEPENDS if the ask is revelant or not towards lore, storyline and so on. don't expect your ask would be replied with an art
– again, if your asks or/and requests are not answered, that's either i am busy with school or irl problems. So please be patient. If your asks haven't been answered still, once again, don't push it.
– the askblog is set at the end of DEMO3 and before DEMO4 (as its implied in the intro)
– this askblog is a safe place to rp and have fun!! So you are more than free to interact with your own blogs or/and OCS with my askblog, I would be more than glad :3
– Player would get a more accurate, detailed redesign and reference sheet, such the one on the pfp is just a rushed design
– the player's tag would be "PLAYER ANSWERS" about the asks and any posts relate to player would have "PLAYER ASK"
While any OOC posts unrelated to the player would be written at the start of the post like this —> [OOC] :D
──ೋღ✨PERSONAL THANKS ^^✨ღೋ──
– I want to give @blackrocks-king's author my personal thanks for inspiring me and actually making me have motivation to made this askblog, their art and content really brought me nostalgia back when I was obsessed watching askblogs series dubs on YouTube and wished to open my own askblog (which was my little dream as silly as it might sounds) and thanks to them, I actually had finally the courage to open this blog and make silly contents about the player of block tales hehe. I really hope you would keep up with the blog and stay awesome sauce, I love your art, I hope you will have a wonderful day, Agent :3 :D✨
(Okay I'm done yapping, let me stfu for now— XD)
DA- SPYYYYYY I GOT A BOYFRIEND!!!! HECK YAHHHH
I would love to be able to call you a slur.
(THAT I CAN INDEED RECLAIM.)
thoughts on ur team’s Demoman?
Tho he’s drunk most of the time and has no sense of boundaries what so ever,, I have a small soft spot for him. He can be very sweet at times, comforting too.
He also has a fat ass. 10/10
yer kewl
Why thank you.
New offer…2 GRAPES..with..and this item is extremely rare…a canned croissant?
OH MON GOSH OUI HAND IT OVER NOW
This doesn’t taste like rosemary.. Mon stomach hurts what did you give me?
Could you help me find some Rose Mary? My Medic didn’t have any, I need it for my tea.
Quick! Drink it while it’s hot!!!!
Would you like…and this is a one time offer…a SINGLE…grape?
If I don’t get two grapes I don’t want any.
heyhey spy!! out of pure curiosity, are you on good terms with scout's mom? if so, how's she doing? and could you tell her i said hi?
I haven’t talked to her since Jeremy’s birthday, last time we talked was just a simple hello.
wait, if you can speak six languages without a notable accent (assuming English is one of them) do you make your French accent notable on purpose?
That’s a good question, I am able to do mimics of different accents but French is the heaviest one. Not only because it is my native language but because of how you must pronounce certain words.
Uh, well, anyways. Brought some creamy salmon soup for you! - Chef Anon
I’m sorry but I do not like soup, but merci for the food :) dell might eat it!
how many languages do you speak and how many of them can you speak without a noticeable accent
6
…and 6.
Spy I'm doing french exam preparation rn I am going through it
You’re going to fail.
(I hope you do really well, please try your best ok?)
Tu est vraiment beau/belle, mon ami(e)!
Merci Mon Ami! ❤️
get song assigned !!!
spy, yours is :
mr. pinstripe suit - big bad voodoo daddy
Hm? What does this mean.
WATER FIGHT!!!
*throws water ballloon*
-✉ ( @askmessenger)
MERDE! MON SUIT!
even if he is an idiot its probably expected to end up like that considering how he was raised... plus hes still somewhat young, i think he can still learn. im sure you were just like him when you were young
I was NOTHING like him when I was his age.
Well, I mean, idiot probably isn't the nicest word. - Chef Anon
It’s the PERFECT word.
Sometimes I feel like my son is an idiot.