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Power Family: Stanley, Phyllis and Andy
Stanley’s Best Moment: Season Five, Episode Two: Weight Loss Part 2
When he takes off 5 extra days for vacation anyway as a reward to himself for losing seven pounds over the summer
Stanley’s Worst Moment: Season Two, Episode Twenty-One: Conflict Resolution
After his complaint comes out that Phyllis cries too much and she says they’re close he replies “we sit close” when you can see she’s clearly upset and feels she’s getting ganged up on
Stanley’s Best Line: Season Four, Episode Twelve: Did I Stutter?
Line: “It’s like I used to tell my wife, I do not apologize unless I think I’m wrong. And if you don’t like it you can leave. And I say the same thing to my current wife and I’ll say it to my next one too”
Stanley’s Most Memorable Moment: Season Six, Episode Twenty-One: Happy Hour
After doing 26 pushups and getting to go home early he just says “excuse me” and just leaves for the day
Phyllis’ Best Moment: Season Six, Episode Ten: Murder
When she does well fooling everyone (but Dwight) that she was the murder as Beatrix Bourbon; and how upset she gets when she’s outed by Michael.
Phyllis’ Worst Moment: Season Nine, Episode Eighteen: Promos
When she makes everyone uncomfortable as she humps everything around her while listening to 50 Shades of Grey on tape.
Phyllis’ Best Line: Season Seven, Episode Twenty-Two: Goodbye Michael
“But, you can’t get them wet, and they can’t be dry cleaned either. You have to hand was without water, ring dry gently, and use a hair dryer on cool.”
Phyllis’ Most Memorable: Season Five, Episode Eleven: Moroccan Christmas
“Oh I don’t think its blackmail, Angela just does what I ask her to do so I won’t tell everyone that she’s cheating on Andy with Dwight. I think for it to be blackmail, it would have to be a formal letter”
Andy’s Best Moment: Season Eight, Episode One: The List
When he doesn’t accept Robert California’s bullshit explanation of why it’s okay he called people losers.
“But, you don’t know these people but I do and if I let you work with fault information than I’m not doing my job as regional manager”
Stanley, you may think he is a lazy grump but did you know he has the most consistently high sales numbers of anyone in this office
Meredith Palmer, supplier relations, the word no, not even in her vocabulary
Pam, easily the most creative and kind person I have ever worked with
Erin, the receptionist and my closest confidant, a winner if there ever was one
Andy’s Worst Moment: Season Nine, Episode Sixteen: Moving On
When he hires Alice and Gabe, Pete’s and Erin’s exs, to “prove a point” about how working with an ex while they are in a new relationship at the office isn’t something you just “move on from”. Yes it’s rough but Erin and Pete weren’t obnoxious about their relationship, but also, Gabe could probably guess on some level why he was getting hired and at least knew Erin would be there. We have no idea what Alice left or why, it was really messed up and selfish.
Andy’s Best Line: Season Four, Episode Three: Launch Party
When he gets his acapella group to help him sing a song in asking Angela out
“If you change your mind, I’ll be first in line.
Honey I‘m still free, take a chance on me.
If you need me, let me know, gonna be around.
If you got no place to go, if you’re feeling down.
If you’re all alone, when the pretty birds have flown.
Honey I’m still free, take a chance on me.
Gonna do my very best, and that ain’t no lie.
If you put me to the test, if you let me try.
Take a chance on me”
Most Memorable: Season Six, Episode Thirteen: Secret Santa
When he got Erin the 12 days of Christmas, even though he could have done the first days with just the birds differently, pushing to the 12 drummers drumming was perfect.
