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2 months ago

I'd also like to add on my theory as to what dragon Virgil would've been most likely to pick, with the reasoning I've provided.

The ender dragon. Simply because I think he'd think it's the most unconventional dragon, purely by virtue of it being from the block game.

Am I really gonna talk about the "hear me out cake" video again? Am i really gonna read too much into it again?

Yes. Yes i am

So as I've mentioned before, Virgil is a tublrina, and I think therefore he would be a really bad judge about what is, and isn't unusual to be attracted to (from my interpretation of the dragon comment)

Now why am I bringing this up? Simple, to answer the burning question on everybody's minds!:

"why didn't Virgil pick X character?"

Now, what do I think the answer is? Can you guess?

It's cause a "hear me out cake" is supposed to feature "hear me out"s (duh) aka, questionable crushes/attractions that you feel like you'd have to defend for people to accept. Not conventionally attractive characters. and I think Virgil would absolutely struggle to know what qualifies.

And I mean, the people people are bringing up, I think it's completely fair Virgil just didn't think they qualified.

Like: mothman? Who doesn't want mothman?!? Jack skellington? That's just a conventionally attractive alt man??

I also think it's worth noting that I think as anxiety, he would absolutely be extra cautious with who he chooses, if he isn't 100% sure, he's not gonna risk it!

And that's the jist of it, I don't remember all his picks as I've only watched it once, so I don't remember if he had any truly basic ones. But if he does, I honestly think it just makes it funnier. Like he thinks mothman is just definitely more universally fuckable


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