Just some incorrect quotes with the context I've made up for them. Nothing to see here.
Penni, daughter of Ford "shaves with fire" Pines, does not see any other reason than for consumption as to why shaving cream exists.
Penni, realising that she made a bad call with her deal with Bill, and about to enter her paranoia and insomnia arc.
Penni, entering her paranoia and insomnia arc. Dipper doesn't want to admit he's concerned for her.
She's going into politics. Liking sarcasm is the least problematic thing to do.
Penni doesn't have a womb, the same as the rest of the alien fish species. So, she has no reason to understand period products.
Teaching Penni more English is... going well.
Dipper spent too long distrusting Penni (probably about 3 days) to then just get along with her.
Penni took it literally. She loves sarcasm, doesn't understand when it's targeted towards her.
Penni finally thinking that she's actually getting along with Dipper. She's so happy.