wtf is with all the "oppressive and hellish planet called Earth." Bullshit? The only reason it's "oppressive" and "hellish" is because of other human beings who are destroying it. This earth is magical and beautiful and I hate every single prompt or show or anything that says otherwise if not simply for the fact that humans are making it that way!
We need to save the planet not flee it! And if you think otherwise, even as a joke or for a fun story idea, than you're part of the problem, and that is exactly what I would tell those aliens.
I feel like I'm overreacting and maybe too tired to filter my rage isn't the best place to have this rant, it's kinda been a buildup of multiple things boiling over rn.
That's also what I would tell those aliens.