freshman year labs: - extensive research on every reagent, product and potential byproduct - don’t you dare step away from the fume hood - 500 types of fire extinguishing equipment - gloves!!! - extreme caution at all times - i inhaled a total of three molecules of nitric acid, should i go to the ER?
sophomore year labs: - everything’s toxic why bother - lol here’s some uranium - what’s a fume hood? - that smells weird i hope it won’t kill me - imma just stop the centrifuge with my hand - i’ve been breathing hydrogen sulfide for the past four hours i hope that’s not bad for me