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Guys! I found my true sexuality and would love to share...Dylan O’Brien with a weapon

Guys! I found my true sexuality and would love to share...Dylan O’Brien with a weapon

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Lost in IKEA

Requested: No.

Prompt: [Person A] Mitch and [Person B] Josepha, get lost in IKEA.

Warnings: None.

A/N: Yo, so, I created a Tumblr years ago and forgot about it, typical me, but recently I’ve decided I want to “revive” my dead/never been used Tumblr account, and so this is what ya gonna get, a short shitty first prompt post. And now for a bit of a backstory of why I have put a Dylan O’Brien character (Mitch) and a Samantha Barks character (Josepha) together: Basically to cut a long story short me and my friend are doing this AU type thing, it’s just a bunch of Dylan and Sam characters all put together (it’s kind of like friends - but better ;) xD) Mitch and Josepha is one of the pairings in the AU. At the end of the day it’s just for fun. Also in the movie the set looked like IKEA, I’m not sure if it is or not but for the sake of the one shot we’ll say it is an IKEA set.

“Well this looks familiar...” Mitch stated, looking back at his time training with Stan Hurley.

“What do you mean?” Josepha asked curiously, “when I was training with Stan one of our tests was to track down an enemy in a public setting, they build a set of a store and it was IKEA...” he explained. Josepha nodded in response “well I doubt there’s any enemies in this IKEA, so I wouldn’t worry about it okay?” She looked up to him and gave him a reassuring smile, he gave her a small smile in return.

“So what’s first on the list?” Josepha questioned, “Oh! Right! Okay, umm...the first thing is...” Mitch trailed, list in hand, “...Furniture? So maybe we can do living room furniture first and then maybe...move on from there...” As much as Mitch is an organised, calculated assassin when it comes to shopping and normal things, he doesn’t really know what to do.

The couple set off into the store, but they soon found themselves lost.

“Um...where’s the living room furniture?” Mitch questioned, “I don’t know, we’re lost, do you know where we are?” Josepha stated, “No, why would I know? It was a small set and it wasn’t actually IKEA.” Mitch retorted, getting a little frustrated with their predicament.

Josepha grinned at Mitch’s state, finding amusement in her partners frustrated manner, as much as Mitch wanted to be serious, he couldn’t keep a straight face “it’s not funny” he smiled, Josepha just hummed in response.

After a few hours of searching they finally found the living room furniture, “Jesus, that took longer than anticipated...” Mitch noted, “unfortunately you can’t be good at everything baby.” Josepha commented, Mitch just glared at her.

Josepha grinned at Mitch mischievously, “love you.”

“Love you too.” He smiled.

Eh, it’s not great but it was all I could think of, I might re write this in the future, but still I hope you enjoyed reading this short ass one shot nonetheless xD

Also let me know if you want to know more about “The Gang” as we call it XD.

Cheers everyone! :)