Allergic Reaction - Blog Posts
Having a food allergy is so wild because what do you MEAN I can sense that there is peanut in this food when it doesn't say that on the menu? Oh it was cooked in peanut oil? Well I can still taste it and I will have a reaction if I keep eating it so-
currently having a mild allergic reaction to my makeup. to be fair, the foundation was pretty old, so i should’ve seen this coming. but the redness and bumps are a bit unnecessary if you ask me.
allergic reaction prompts
1. “Does this have (allergy) in it? I’m super allergic to (allergy.)”
2. “It’s getting hard to breathe.”
3. “What do you mean you don’t have an epi-pen on you?!”
4. Is it better to sit down or lie down?”
5. “Okay, just try to breathe, the ambulance is on its way.”
6. “Don’t just stand there, call 9-1-1 you idiot!”
7. “Are you sure there’s (allergy) in this? I feel fine...”
8. “Did he just pass out?! Is he breathing!?”
9. “He’s gonna be pissed when he wakes up in the hospital.”
10. “I have an epi-pen in here somewhere, I know I brought it...”
11. “Take off your shirt, I need to see if there are hives on your back and chest.”
12. “Is that a rash? What did you eat?”
13. “My mouth feels kinda weird. Like, furry. And my tongue is too big.”
14. “Oh god, I think i’m gonna throw up—“
15. “Have you ever been stung by a bee before?”
16. “Is anyone else really really itchy all of a sudden?”
17. “You have to lay down, it’ll help you breathe better.”
18. “Woah, the hives are all over your back now.”
19. “I barely know him. How was I supposed to know he was allergic to Penicillin.”
20. “I’ve never had (allergy) before. Honestly it might be my new favorite thing.”
Creepy Creature Facts
So it turns out the slow loris makes a secretion from its elbows that when mixed with its saliva is a deterrent for predators such as the sun bear. This combination is similar to the stuff in cat dander that causes allergic reactions. Although its a common myth that the slow loris is poisonous to people, the bite actually only causes swelling, but could cause anaphylactic shock in those that have the allergy... Cause they weren't creepy enough already with their weird body proportions!
Photo: http://lemur.duke.edu/slender-loris-lemur-overview/
Por favor no sean alegóricos a decir gracias, hola, adiós, como estas. Se ven mal si no lo hacen, es decencia humana.
Thanks for coming to my ted talk
Recently learned that I'm allergic to meat. (I thought not being able to swallow because your throat is closed after eating meat was normal. Not sure why) And my partner knows, they're well aware. They're the one who was like "That is an allergy" and are like super against me eating meat now. But, I love burgers. I lovvveeeeeeeeeee cheeseburgers. Even if I can't breathe or swallow after. And I want a cheeseburger dude I want a cheeseburger so bad I'm literally the lactose intolerant meme but with an actual allergy like givemeaburgergivemeaburgergivemeaburger I want one sooo bad