I’ve been calling him “agent bitchup” in my head for months, so I feel very understood right now.
also I agree with everything op says about him, he is quite the enigmatic little freak.
I love Bishop so much one of my favourite TMNT characters ever he’s a secret agent in a suit that creates clones of himself that has never lost a fight he’s a bitch he keeps aliens in jars on his wall like a little freak he’s untouchable he’s a poor little meow meow he gaslights the president he is the president he’s been alive for centuries he wears silly little sunglasses all the time he was responsible for the Roswell incident he’s so painfully human that he’s unrecognisable as one he never changes he’s always changing he’s committed unforgivable atrocities he personally created galactic peace he has a boyfriend he tried to dissect Mikey he’s a catboy with feminine hips