ADHD wrapped
You took 15 600 milligrams of goverment assigned meth
You forgot to take your medicine 105 times
You spent 73 hours on the toilet doing something weird to your body hair or nails
You had to throw away 7 loafs of bread because you forgot about them and they grew mold
You spent 720€ on items you never used
You forgot to make 6 important calls
You gained 12 new hobbies that turned out to be a new object you thought would change your life. You don't even remember buying the crocheting stuff thats haunting your bedroom.
I thought this was actual advice to think about it for 27 minutes exactly. My ADHD ass was about to go do it and expect good results.
Me: Time for bed.
Brain: No. Let do [insert activity here] for several hours instead. :)
Me: Okay
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