Ace Memes - Blog Posts
me, an aroace: idk maybe i could see myself in a relationship they don’t look horrible
me, as soon as someone approaches me with romantic intent:
as an asexual who likes to imagine sex but doesnt actually like having sex, sometimes it just feels like sex isnt real but i wish it was. and post
This. This exactly ^
Every fucking time.
Ace culture is someone asking "hey is this person hot?" and starting your answer with "Well, theoretically-"
Fr though. Like bitch I read more smut than you could fathom. Some of the shit I've seen would make Jesus cry. I've traveled to the depths of a03 and come out the otherside unscathed! I am a God amongst men and you shall respect my knowledge! I. AM. NOT. A. BEAN.
Hi so uh, please don't call asexual people innocent or adorable for not liking or being interested in sex? It's patronising and feels icky.
You know what’s better than romance and sex. Food. Garlic bread and cake coming my way.
Why is it that when draconic characters have snake tongues in fanart its always sexualized?? I dont wanna see someone licking their partner i wanna see them licking 10 popsicles at once!
(Looking at you, neuvillette and dan heng)
I'm not gonna lie, mashing most of our holes together is kinda weird. Like- any damages caused while doing that has gotta be voiding our warranty.
My (nonexistent) friends: “So are you gay or straight?”
Me an aro/ace: “…yes?”
Have a very Aromatic 2023 also 💜
Have a very asexual 2023! 🐸
I didn't realize I was ace until I tried garlic bread
The connection is there guys
its there
I make sex jokes because sex is a joke to me.
‘Why do you make sex jokes if your asexual? Doenst that mean you want sex’
Bestie I can make jokes about being impaled on a spike medieval torture style, doesn’t mean I want to
I know Asexual Awareness week ended last week, but I needed to do last minute edits before I wanted to post this!
My main idea is to list what Asexuals can do! When most people think of aces they think of what we can’t do, which makes sense, the label literally means no-sex.
This was posted in the news paper I work with.... but there was a grammar mistake. And no one caught it because they pushed it to be printed so fast! Instead of saying “...Are part of the LGBTQIA.” It was printed as “are APART of the LGBTQIA.” Which means exactly the opposite from I meant! I didn’t even notice it till it had been in the paper for 2 days and my friend pointed it out! And goodness I was mortified! But now I just thinks its pretty funny!
Here are the drawings on a larger scale! I hope you enjoy!
ASEXUALS....
I actually snuck in a drawing of my boyfriend and I!
Better view of my profile pic!
Happy last day of pride month!!😘🏳️🌈
Oh and I can't forget happy Aro day to my fellow A-Spec buddies! 🥰🖤🤍💚
I’m Podado-T!
This is my first post on my tumblr! If you can’t tell by my picture and page, I’m Asexual. Heteroromantic to be exact.
Sex-drives have always been a mystery to me. Like, “people often get sudden urges to have sex?” (confused ace noises).
A catchphrase I like to use when talking about sex is: “I’ll never understand horney people.” And at this rate I probably never will. But I’m perfectly ok with that!
I hope you enjoy my art!
But more importantly: Happy pride month everyone!
This is based on a meme from the “fairly odd-parents”
Lesbian/Asexual Solidarity!
