OK, but what if that was the plan, and then someone broke his hydraulics? And now he just lies in the drawer, pemanently bent, but looking fresh & healthy - yet only able to bump & flump kind of like a fish - no power thrusting or balls vibrating anymore. sigh, he was so active back in the day. but not now...
so, what if your penis dies before you do (asking for a friend)?
honestly just play with your penis until you die