3 Am Ramblings - Blog Posts
rip saiki kusuo, you would love "love, me normally" by will wood and the tapeworms
mxtx main characters as drivers
wwx: would be a good driver if he didn't get distracted every 5 minutes and constantly forget where he's supposed to be going (jc swears he does the latter on purpose but doesn't have any proof yet). when he's not distracted hes usually going 5 above the speed limit. has a random playlist for all driving occasions ("why do you have a 'just burnt down a walmart and now I'm on the run' playlist?" "why shouldn't i?")
lwj: the example of the perfect driver. will drive the exact speed limit and will refuse to go a single mile over ("lan zhan please we dont have to drive so slow" "its a school zone.the speed limit is 15" "lan zhan the school has been closed for 10 years pls go faster im begging" "no."). mostly plays classical music, podcasts or the rare romance song while driving
xl: decent driver when he gets the opportunity to drive. goes hard on the brakes bc he scared of hitting someone. will let people cut in front of him bc "they might have somewhere important to be". mostly listens to random radio stations for variety
hc: speed demon unless he's with xl. even then he's still a pretty safe driver. carries sticky notes to rate other drivers skills and put them on their car with notes (no one has gotten over a 7). extremely picky about music while driving, if he hates the song you play your banned from ever playing music in his car again. will always listen to music selections from xl
sy/sqq: hates driving with every fiber of being but still got his license. has extreme road rage and has pulled up next to someone to rage abt their driving to their face (spolier he made them cry). will only drive if he actually needs too, this man is a passenger princess. not too picky abt music surprisingly but doesn't like the volume to be too loud
lbh: very good driver. if you piss him off while driving he will either ride way too close to your bumper and follow you for a short time to freak you out or start driving purposefully slow and refuse to let you pass. Music depends on his mood or the events he has going in that day. date nights will be romance and happy songs, dropping sqq off to hangout out with lqg will be heartbreak/when will my love return songs, returning from a business meeting is loud ass rage music
shonen anime be like, watch the world's buffest teenager get repeatedly traumatized and be made fun of by grown adults for expressing their feelings
When you start thinking that maybe your future husband got hit by a bus and you aren’t going to get married in this life anymore.
i need to study. i need to write. i need to translate. i need to create. i need to sing. i need to dance. i need to pour my heart and soul into something. i need to listen. i need to see. i need to make. i need to bake. i need to hear. i need to feel. i need to let it all out until i become.
I don't need things to be perfect. I just need someone to pretend things are perfect with me for a bit.
3am thoughts:
I need a Stonathan moment where Steve just stands behind Jonathan arms loosely draped over his shoulders, his chin rested on top of his head and goes "Smoll"
it’s three-thirty in the morning, that’s a bad time to talk about should-haves and would-haves - needful things
Why is everyone asleep? Why must we be quiet and resting when we can be sleep deprived and be (.) this close to finding something truly breathtaking on some forgotten, neglected corner of the internet or finally have that one conversation with our estranged partners that we have dreaded for too long and be over with the anxiety? Why must we not stir the excitement within when we see someone talk about our favorite tv show which hasn't been watched by many yet? Why are we sleeping? Why are we not holding hands and kissing and confessing our love for one another? Why are we not telling the people we love how difficult isolation was and that every moment of it was lived with a flickering hope that after all of this is a little better we will get to touch, be touched again? Why are we pretending we weren't touch starved? Why are we sleeping when we should be making each other cute keychains that have a picture of our favorite place printed on them?
The fate of love keeps my wait warm, knowing that I will find you, love you, and show this world that deep within me, there was always love waiting to break free.
Hi there... I'm still alive contrary to popular belief..
I forgot about Tumblr... I do that every month
Buuut... fandom shit happened soo let me tell you about it...
I was watching this cute wholesome anime, My Happy Marriage.... and this walking green flag man showed up...
The main male lead, Kiyoka Kudo... and what did my mind immediately jump to?
"H..holy shit that's..... that's...."
"THAT'S SHINYA HIRAGI"
And now... this has sparked another all consuming obsession with Seraph Of The End...
And as a result... I'm having thoughts and feelings about The Unparalleled Ichinose... again
My life is now ruined and I am retreating to Seraph Of The End hell for the next decade...
I blame Kiyoka Kudo.... and Yamato Yamamoto for designing Guren to be so damn beautiful... how dare they!
Anyway I'm tired and I should probably go to sleep... (After desperately trying to catch up with all the chapters I missed ofc!)
Why did I write this? No clue... but it exists now...
Hello may I request a Dr Pantasmo x reader that is constantly sleepy and doesn't care that much about anything even in extremely dangerous situations just wanting to sleep despite being an total insomniac so not really getting that much sleep in the first place (𝘵𝘰𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘐 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘢 𝘮𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘶𝘱 𝘴𝘭𝘦𝘦𝘱 𝘴𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘥𝘶𝘭𝘦 𝘰𝘳 𝘢𝘯𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵/sar) bonus if they always carry a pillow or giant plush only if you want
One Phantasmo x reader coming right up~!
Dr. Phantasmo with a sleepyhead darling:
You two have first met when you were taking a nap against the walls outside of Phantasmo’s mansion and he thought you were being way too cheeky for your own good: he grabbed you by your collar of your shirt and started interrogating you:
Phantasmo: what do you think you are doing sleeping on my territory? Weren’t you warned about who i am and how dangerous i can be?
But all you have replied back to him was snoring… he was starting to get really impatient with you until he had the idea of taking advantage of you, and when i mean by taking advantage of you, i mean by him turning you into one of his experiments~ (T-oby didn’t let him do that though)
So, without much to do, Phantasmo could only wait until you woke up so he could try again interrogating you again
When you woke up, you drowsily looked around you and noticed you were sleeping on a double bed… and right beside you was the doctor himself: Phantasmo, looking at you curiously with a smug smile on his face. You couldn’t care less about him and was about to go back to sleep when he rudely shook you so you couldn’t sleep. You looked at him angrily tired asf and asked what the hell he wanted
Ohoho, you were being reaaaally bold with him, you really were pushing his buttons but also… intriguing him…? Like, he never saw someone who wasn’t afraid of him, maybe it could be your sleepiness that was making you unafraid of him but still… you were intriguing him nonetheless
He asked you again why were you sleeping near his mansion and if you haven’t heard about him, you rubbed your eyes sleepily and said because you wanted to be noticed by him and because you just thought it would be nice sleeping with him if you succeeded in getting his attention
That… certainly took out a reaction from him… he started blushing and asking you why on earth you wanted to sleep with him. You shrugged and said that you wanted to be his romantic partner…
He… looked at you with a “are you serious?” face, you certainly were joking… right? He was surprised at how straightforward you were even despite your sleepiness…
He then quickly shook his head, trying to compose himself and gave you a malicious grin and asked you what you would be offering to him if he accepted you as his romantic partner. You thought about it for not too long and said you could give him emotional support and the best hugs
He stayed in silence for 10 minutes until he burst out laughing at you: that was all you could offer him? He thought that was pathetic, amusingly pathetic~ buuuuut… he supposed that YOU needed his support instead and so he “”humbly”” offered to take care of you
And so, the more you started to spend time with him, the more he would grow worried about your sleepiness. He would ask T-oby to run some tests to see if your sleepiness was because of lack of vitamins, depression or low blood pressure. Turns out that it’s just you who are a very, VERY sleepy person: no depression, no lack of vitamins, no low blood pressure. Just you being a sleepyhead :p
He was relieved, you see, under all this “big talk” of his and how he’s only doing this because he was only bored, you could see through distances that he actually cares about you and he started to grow more fond of you :’3
He would always demand to snuggle with you, he just loves your warmth. Since he’s a ghost, he always feels cold. And he HATES feeling cold. So, he loves to snuggle and wrap his ghost tail around your body to warm himself 🤭
Would buy you the most expensive and comfortable pillows, blankets, body pillows and big plushies just so you can sleep even better and comfortably
Usually he wasn’t the type of guy who would get too much sleep (hell, he would barely get any because of his stubbornness of “sleep is for the weak” mindset), but, after meeting you, he would literally invent any excuse just so he could sleep with his darling~
Although he would also try to motivate you to practice exercises so you wouldn’t sleep too much
When he doesn’t feel like sleeping, he just admires you while you’re sleeping. Even caressing your face gently while smiling warmly at you~
He would give you a sermon though if you slept close to somewhere dangerous or fall asleep in the middle of a train track, you need to be more careful! >:T
Aaaaand that’s all folks… i’m getting tired myself here hehehe… (it’s freaking 3 am bro)
Eyyy guess what sweethearts? It’s rambling time! >:)
(And also at 3 am as i am writing this hahaha…🥲)
So, so, HEAR. ME. OUT. OKAY?
I had some ideas for some fanfics and “fake” movie posters drawings… but mostly ideas for some AUs that i was thinking about lately…
Here’s the first one: Rio and Chicken run: dawn of the nuggets swap AU… i know, i know, you may be wondering “WHAAA? Honey mochi, are you serious?” And yes: yes i am DEAD serious! C’mon think about it: I’ll even write a small synopsis of how the events of both films would work out:
“In a world where exotic animal trafficking doesn’t exist but on the other hand is encouraged exotic animal sale for consumption, there’s a captivity located in Brazil where: two blue macaws; a red-crested cardinal; a yellow canary and a toucan are planning the greatest escape and a revolution to free all birds from humans from becoming nuggets!” (Also we would have a Brazilian Mrs. Tweedy! :D nah just kidding, she would still be British but like… she would live in Brazil, lol)
“In a world where the meat are becoming more and more scarce, humans have decided to stock the remaining animals to forcefully reproduce them to mass cloning them… and, when a certain British hen has to come to Brazil to reproduce with a North American rooster… well… let’s just say that things sure do happen! :)”
Now here’s the second one: human borrower AU
You may be asking: “and what would it be the human borrower AU?” And i’ll gladly answer your question! :D
The human borrower AU would be chicken run but with a small difference: the chickens would be tiny humans that are “delicacies” for the bigger humans.
Here’s a synopsis: “in a world where the normal is to capture; stock and trade borrowers for consumption, it is hell for the little humans. And, when a certain ginger borrower decided she had enough of this life, she, alongside with other borrowers, is making a plan to get all the borrowers out of the farm…” (Also, instead of a borrower, Rocky would be a “normal” human. So you can already imagine the shenanigans hahahaha!)
(It would be basically be the plot of both chicken run’s movies but with tiny people instead of chickens)
