Sureee Here

[gets in with you]

[gets in my little clown car]

Reblog if you support asexuals and aren’t a COWARD

RB if your blog is a safe, accepting space for asexuals!

*smokes and explodes*

Hey dad I was eating sand from the sand box and I think there was a snake in there and I ate it too *explodes*

@greatestcoworker , would you be apposed to babysitting? I'm going to go chug a whine bottle....

WARNING!!!!

People, please be careful. There are also people tracking children and people and putting bids on them based on their profile pictures on whatsapp, tracking and kidnapping them. Especially young children, so please be cautious, especially parents who have their children as their profile pictures.

Please pass this on to everyone so that they are aware of the danger. I don’t how it is all around the world but I know it can’t just be here so please please spread the word. Thank you.

CAN I HAVE PANCAKES FATHER🥺

aaaaa youre so mean!!!!! im gonna ask other dad if i can get pancakes >:[ RUNS AWAY FROM YOU

Ugh, here

Aw man😔

Can I be your second husband🥺🙏 (I’ll pay for everything)

>"No."

Also got some married in red fannart

Yep that’s what I got rn (it’s 6am I’ve been up since 4 I need sleep)

I have the genuine feeling that we are fucked as a nation. Like even though I can't vote yet since I'm a minority i think people who can vote should vote cause "boycotting" or whatever isn't going to help with the fact that we might have a chance of trump being president and ik y'all dont want that especially w project 2025

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

You can’t take my iPad cuz I’m on my phone 😈😈😈

<[he snatches your phone]

Not anymore