CAN I HAVE PANCAKES FATHER🥺

Reblog if you support asexuals and aren’t a COWARD

RB if your blog is a safe, accepting space for asexuals!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

You can’t take my iPad cuz I’m on my phone 😈😈😈

<[he snatches your phone]

Not anymore

Aw man😔

Can I be your second husband🥺🙏 (I’ll pay for everything)

>"No."

NO HE IS MINEEEEEE @jayjayr

FATHER CAN I MARRY YOUR BOSS!!!!!????? PLEASE

YOU CAN TRY??

is this anything

*smokes and explodes*

Hey dad I was eating sand from the sand box and I think there was a snake in there and I ate it too *explodes*

@greatestcoworker , would you be apposed to babysitting? I'm going to go chug a whine bottle....

[gets in with you]

[gets in my little clown car]

‼️PRE-ORDERS OPEN‼️

Got the listing for the maxley charms all set up on my Kofi! Pre-ordes will be open through August 16th, as I want everyone who wants one to have a chance to get one. If there are any issues, please let me know.

Ko-fi

Maxley Charm Set (Pre-order) - Inky's Ko-fi Shop

2.5" double sided acrylic charm set with glitter epoxy coating. Includes magnetic heart charm to link charms together. ***This item is a pr

today is the only day you can reblog this

Sureee here

Hiiii I made you some warm soup 😁

"T-That's sweet… b-but please take it back… like I said… I don't…"

> [ He hesitates before sighing heavily. ]

"I don't have any appetite right row… for… some reason…"