Lucci Screenshot Redraws

[EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER]

Stroganoff

In today's edition of: the kids are alright- so, I work at an 18th century history museum where we do the whole school tour shebang and we have clothes for the kids to dress up in. And we always say the rule is they can dress up as a girl or boy as long as they do it with respect. I usually don't have any takers on crossdressing but today three boys (and one adorable girl) decided to take the plunge together and oh man. Nothing fills your heart more than watching a 9-10 year boy cinch the drawstrings on a horribly inaccurate petticoat like "oh this is drip. Oh I've got MAD drip." Like 😊😊😊😊😊 yeah he fucking did.

Things that happen when your dad's an insomniac

I went downstairs at four in the morning to get some water and my dad was there eating cereal and watching a sport documentary.

please god anything but the draft pick

haha trade season

Usamericans should be more anti-war actually. They should be straight up insulting marines and shutting down weapon factories, 60s anti-war protests kind of shit. I'm sorry for pontificating from down here but the US military-industrial complex is currently supplying a genocide, and this is not a new thing, the US has sold weapons to Saudi Arabia to starve millions of Yemenis. And though some people think it's not the point, it Is also true that there are trillions upon trillions of dollars that could be spent in anything else that go to the black hole of corruption (and call it for what it is, corruption) that is the Pentagon. Any of those resources could be destined to literally any other activity and be better spent.

I'm talking full contempt here. You should outright be HATING the military. Instead of lining up to watch Top Gun you should see it as a glorification of a fucking killing machine that serves imperial interests, enriches megacorporations and supports genocided. For the love of God be more angry about it. Goddamn.

I'm having a goddamn fit right now at Netflix pulling a "jk it was just a prank bro i swear" over the backlash about password sharing.

"Wait, you mean we can't put asinine rules that cripple out watchers in place without people getting pissed about it? Haha, guess what, it was just a mistake haha please don't cancel your subscriptions we need those-"

Crocodile finds a strange stray cat an 11-year old Nico Robin (AU where they met 13 years earlier. Robin's been on the run from the World Government for 3 years. Crocodile's 27 and has not set up base in Alabasta yet)

It seems like I have become possessed. By some sort of demon.

Bonus:

just got to wci who tf is this guy (i like his funny hair)

TONIGHT WE'RE EATING CUBES AND DRINKING BLUE.

FUCK YOURSELF.

this shit is the only remaining good part of twitter