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9 months ago
a highly rendered painterly style digital illustration of a bust of Charlotte Cracker. he has a curled lip and a generally angry expression. Unlike the canon design, he has a spiky ended barbell earring and one stud, purple eyebrows, and an undercut. He's at a 3/4 angle and the shading is warm with purple tones. There are two simple heads of Cracker and Brulee in the top left with a wide grin. the text below reads "don't worry chat we got this (they do not got this)"
a digital illustration in an unshaded simple style of Charlotte Cracker and Charlotte Brulee arguing. Brulee is yanking on Cracker's top ponytail and swinging her mirror towards him with a petulant expression, saying "i don't need your help!" Cracker has the same expression and is yanking on some of her hair, his other hand on his sword hilt. he's saying, "why'd mama send me then huh?" Brulee responds, "FUCK OFF"
it's not a serious argument, just aggressive sibling behavior

just got to wci who tf is this guy (i like his funny hair)


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2 years ago

if there is a way to punch a ghost, i will find it.


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2 years ago

people have the audacity to equate vanilla with “plain”. the fruit of a delicate orchid pollinated by hand. worth its weight in solid gold and beyond. the fussy black-and-cream jewel of the american continent. you sick son of a bitch. imagine a world without vanilla. no blondies. no pound cakes. no crème brûlée, no coke floats. no cream soda. no satiny new york-style cheesecakes. no warm apple pie à la mode. no velvety complexity to bring out complex notes in chocolate desserts. no depth of flavour in your cakes and cookies and milkshakes. all in just a few precious seeds or grams of paste or perfumed teaspoons of liquid black platinum. what you don’t understand could fill the library of alexandria seven times over and then some. you ungrateful bastard i’m going to kill you

1 year ago

What is this, the 1500s? Are they going to cure his cancer with leeches and blood lettings? Maybe try and balance his humors?

Tweet from @GBNEWS:

'The King will not be one for chemotherapy, he has always argued against it. He's a great believer in natural herbs, potions and things like that.'

Royal expert, Tom Bower, discusses the King's cancer diagnosis.

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Video of GB News Live, where an old white man is captioned with "KING CHARLES CANCER DIAGNOSIS" / "The King is said to be in 'usual good form' despite recent diagnosis"

potions??? lmaoo rip bozo


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1 year ago

I fucking love this planet dude, holy shit

why are star wars planets more boring than earth and our solar system like sure we’ve seen desert, snow, diff types of forest, beach, lava, rain, but like… 

Why Are Star Wars Planets More Boring Than Earth And Our Solar System Like Sure We’ve Seen Desert,

rainbow mountains (peru)

Why Are Star Wars Planets More Boring Than Earth And Our Solar System Like Sure We’ve Seen Desert,

red soil (canada/PEI)

Why Are Star Wars Planets More Boring Than Earth And Our Solar System Like Sure We’ve Seen Desert,

rings (saturn’s if they were on earth) 

Why Are Star Wars Planets More Boring Than Earth And Our Solar System Like Sure We’ve Seen Desert,

bioluminescent waves

Why Are Star Wars Planets More Boring Than Earth And Our Solar System Like Sure We’ve Seen Desert,

northern lights (canada)

Why Are Star Wars Planets More Boring Than Earth And Our Solar System Like Sure We’ve Seen Desert,
Why Are Star Wars Planets More Boring Than Earth And Our Solar System Like Sure We’ve Seen Desert,

salt flats (bolivia, where they filmed crait but did NOTHING COOL WITH IT except red dust?? like??? come ON)

Why Are Star Wars Planets More Boring Than Earth And Our Solar System Like Sure We’ve Seen Desert,

and cool fauna like the touch me not or like, you know, the venus flytrap.. and don’t get me started on BUGS like… we have bugs cooler than sw aliens

BASICALLY like???? come on star wars you had one (1) job where are the cool alien species

1 year ago
The Funny Thing Is That I Don't Think Younger People - And I Mean Those Under The Age Of 40 - Really

the funny thing is that i don't think younger people - and i mean those under the age of 40 - really have a grasp on how many of today's issues can be tied back to a disastrous reagan policy:

war on drugs: reagan's aggressive escalation of the war on drugs was a catastrophic policy, primarily targeting minority communities and fueling mass incarceration. the crusade against drugs was more about controlling the Black, Latino and Native communities than addressing the actual problems of drug abuse, leading to a legacy of broken families and systemic racism within the criminal justice system.

deregulation and economic policies: reaganomics was an absolute disaster for the working class. reagan's policies of aggressive tax cuts for the rich, deregulation, and slashing social programs were nothing less than class warfare, deepening income inequality and entrenching corporate greed. these types of policies were a clear message that reagan's america was only for the wealthy elite and a loud "fuck you" to working americans.

environmental policies: despite his reputation being whitewashed thanks to the recovery of the ozone layer, reagan's environmental record was an unmitigated disaster. his administration gutted critical environmental protections and institutions like the EPA, turning a blind eye to pollution and corporate exploitation of natural resources. this blatant disregard for the planet was a clear sign of prioritizing short-term corporate profits over the future of the environment.

AIDS crisis: reagan's gross neglect of the aids crisis was nothing short of criminal and this doesn't even begin to touch on his wife's involvement. his administration's indifference to the plight of the lgbtq+ community during this devastating epidemic revealed a deep-seated bigotry and a complete failure of moral leadership.

mental health: reagan's dismantling of mental health institutions under the guise of 'reform' led directly to a surge in homelessness and a lack of support for those with mental health issues. his policies were cruel and inhumane and showed a personality-defining callous disregard for the most vulnerable in society.

labor and unions: reagan's attack on labor unions, exemplified by his handling of the patco strike, was a blatant assault on workers' rights. his actions emboldened corporations to suppress union activities, leading to a significant erosion of workers' power and rights in the workplace. he was colloquially known as "Ronnie the Union Buster Reagan"

foreign policy and military interventions: reagan's foreign policy, particularly in latin america, was imperialist and ruthless. his administration's support for dictatorships and right-wing death squads under the guise of fighting "communism" showed a complete disregard for human rights and self-determination of other nations.

public health: yes, reagan's agricultural policies actually facilitated the rise of high fructose corn syrup, once again prioritizing corporate profits over public health. this shift in the food industry has had lasting negative impacts on health, contributing to the obesity epidemic and other health issues.

privatization: reagan's push for privatization was a systematic dismantling of public services, transferring wealth and power to private corporations and further eroding the public's access to essential services.

education policies: his approach to education was more of an attack on public education than anything else, gutting funding and promoting policies that undermined equal access to quality education. this was, again, part of a broader agenda to maintain a status quo where the privileged remain in power.

this is just what i could come up with in a relatively short time and i did not even live under this man's presidency. the level at which ronald reagan has broken the united states truly can't be overstated.


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7 months ago

there is something so indescribably infuriating about being a trans kid in this country right now. We couldn't vote, so we put our lives into the hands of this country, and could only sit and watch as it was dashed to the ground because the popular majority would rather reelect a convicted criminal and rapist over a legally decorated black woman.

This country saw what happened 8 years ago and learned exactly nothing.


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1 year ago

IT'S TIME

Linktober 2023 Day 1: Merchant

Linktober 2023 day 1: merchant


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2 years ago

I don't really get how people die and stuff. You're dying? Just don't. Say no to death. Continue your existence on this plane of reality through pure spite alone.


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This blog has no consistent purpose, but if you wanna hang out, I got soup in the back. He/They, Bi, and fueled by caffiene, spite, and an endlessly shifting catalogue of fandoms. Blog is queer friendly. TERFs, Trump-supporters, and bigots of all kinds DNI. Free Palestine.

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