Every Time I Get A UTI I Re-remember How Dogshit Cranberry Juice Is. I Feel Like My Tastebuds Are Being

every time i get a UTI i re-remember how dogshit cranberry juice is. I feel like my tastebuds are being blowtorched

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2 years ago
zero-saber-sam - Play it again, Sam

The church is launching a new initiative to track down inactive members and re activate them so like get ready for people you knew growing up to come try to get you back in the cult or for them to give your address and contact info to the missionaries for them to come bother you


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2 years ago

ever since señor muskrat took over twitter, I’ve made a habit of checking #twitter each day to see if it’s gotten worse, and somehow the answer is always yes.


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11 months ago

"Pride month is over"

WRONG! Your pride month is over! Me and all the other disabled queers are having pride month two: disability edition


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1 year ago
Linktobet 2023 Day 19: Zonai

Linktobet 2023 day 19: Zonai

wish there was more Mineru content in totk she seemed cool

2 years ago

Meowrpheus Extras

The thoughts won't leave me alone so here are some more of cat!Dream and Hob.

These first 2 pages happen before the og Meowrpheus comic

Meowrpheus Extras

That space next to Hob looks very tempting but a dream king can't just.... cuddle up next to their friend... righ? ...Unless...

Meowrpheus Extras

And then Hob wakes up and the have the discussion and Hob get's to pet cat!Dream

Meowrpheus Extras

(Purring?? How embarrassing!)

Meowrpheus Extras

that... that's it...

These are more rough than the original comic I just couldn't bother with effort.. I'm tired.


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2 years ago

oh yeah, i figured i should also add that people were also spamming the walter white speech from breaking bad, "raunchy" fanfiction, the oxiclean sales pitch, and ridiculous anecdotes including, but not limited to, complains of "too many men getting gender affirming care via viagra"

the site was taken down in just a couple of days. good work everyone.

Missouri trans 'snitch form' down after people spammed it with the 'Bee Movie' script
TechCrunch
Concerned citizens armed with fanfiction and the "Bee Movie" script took down a government-run website in Missouri.

Good.

2 years ago
IS IT TOO MUCH TO ASK

IS IT TOO MUCH TO ASK


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2 years ago

TWILIGHT IS HOLDING WIND'S HAND PLS- 😖😭

With multiply and lighting
Without multiply and lighting

Linktober day 31: free for all

It's only two days late, it's still good! I decided to go big with this one, since it's my first linktober. Definitely going a bit smaller next year. Happy (late) Halloween!


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2 years ago

[EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER]

Stroganoff

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zero-saber-sam - Play it again, Sam
Play it again, Sam

This blog has no consistent purpose, but if you wanna hang out, I got soup in the back. He/They, Bi, and fueled by caffiene, spite, and an endlessly shifting catalogue of fandoms. Blog is queer friendly. TERFs, Trump-supporters, and bigots of all kinds DNI. Free Palestine.

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