Frida Gustavsson @ Alexander McQueen Spr/Sum 2011

twink deaths

dilf births

telemachus redesign

added some more gold and more cloth to give off a more royal appearence, and made the cyan of his tunic a bit darker

Lactose: e-excuse me...

Stomach: hey, what do we have here? Some goddamned lactose!

Small intestine: we don't like lactose here, ya know? You're gatecrashing a very private party!

Large intestine: (pushes him, making him stumble) there's two ways you can leave here... The easy way, or the hard way. What's it gonna be?

Lactose: but I...

Lactase: (deep voice) step back, everyone. (walks up and puts his arm around lactose's shoulders) he's with *me*

Large intestine: lactase?!

Small intestine: b-but you're both...

Lactase: I *said* he's with me. You got a problem with that?

Stomach: (finishes sizing him up) right. Course not. It's cool, lactose. Just don't cause any *problems*, you hear?

Lactose: I-I w-

Lactase: you don't have to answer that, babe. Just keep walking

DONT SKIP🚨🇵🇸

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thanks youtube i always wanted to know how to grill an egg

“Do not draw me without reason. Do not wield me without valor.”

Apollo is the Rapunzel of greek pantheon confirmed

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

This was my art school’s water fountain. Drink from them wolf tiddies

A daily occurrence

Jason, English nerd, Todd: USE OXFORD COMMAS, CUNT!

Tim, I dropped out of high school I’ll do whatever the fuck I want, Drake: No.

Dick, I speak like 17 languages fluently and still refuse to follow or learn the grammar rules in this one, Grayson: a what?