Lactose: e-excuse me...
Stomach: hey, what do we have here? Some goddamned lactose!
Small intestine: we don't like lactose here, ya know? You're gatecrashing a very private party!
Large intestine: (pushes him, making him stumble) there's two ways you can leave here... The easy way, or the hard way. What's it gonna be?
Lactose: but I...
Lactase: (deep voice) step back, everyone. (walks up and puts his arm around lactose's shoulders) he's with *me*
Large intestine: lactase?!
Small intestine: b-but you're both...
Lactase: I *said* he's with me. You got a problem with that?
Stomach: (finishes sizing him up) right. Course not. It's cool, lactose. Just don't cause any *problems*, you hear?
Lactose: I-I w-
Lactase: you don't have to answer that, babe. Just keep walking
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wilson seems like the type of guy who would wear a hand puppet that looks like house to try and cheer up the real house, who beats puppet house with his cane as wilson yelps in pain of having his hand hit
not a single reliable narrator in sight
"let's not be ableist!", "every mental illness should be respected" and "using slurs, especially ones that based on illnesses is wrong!" people after they call every abusive and evil person they met "narcissist", "psychopath" and "sociopath":😂👍
This is the only tiktok you’ll ever need, I’ve made about 13 of these and I’m not stopping anytime soon
we are the daughters of parents who should not have had kids
My favorite headcanon about Hawks MHA is that he's like. Hypereducated in some topics and Knows Nothing about the other. Fella never went to actual school and the Commission only taught him stuff they thought was important, so now he can recite Japan's penal code act 45 of 1907 word for word but you ask him what the third planet from the sun is and he's gonna be like "do I look like wikipedia"