Wu: I never thought this would come back to haunt me.
Meanwhile in Kai’s mind:
HE DANCE
Aziraphale: Crowley isn’t in love with me
Anathema: Yes he is
Newton: Yes he is
The Them: Yes he is
Shadwell: Yes he is
Madame Tracy: Yes he is
God: Yes he is
Crowley: YES I AM
Blizzardshipping or Plasmashipping :3
How about both?
The one who always cooks at home: Zane, obviously, and Morro loves it
The one who always orders out: Neither; Zane dislikes ordering out and Morro prefers traditional food
The one who sings loudest in the car: Zane, and Morro adores it
The one who loves sappy movies: Neither; Zane has trouble understanding movies and Morro prefers ‘darker’ films (Morro has a secret soft spot for musicals tho)
The one who goes for a hug first: Zane, since Morro doesn’t like showing his feelings
The one who asked the other one out first: Morro was constantly flirting with Zane but he just didn’t get any of it, and finally Morro has to come out and say “I LOVE YOU ROMANTICALLY AND WANT TO BE IN A LONG-TERM RELATIONSHIP WITH YOU”
The one who did or will propose: Zane proposes to Morro! He’s super sweet and sincere and his proposal is so beautiful that Morro is speechless
The big spoon: Zane
The little spoon: Morro is just a little bit shorter than Zane uwu
The one who always cooks at home: Neither, why would you trust either of them in the kitchen
The one who always orders out: Both, but mainly Jay
The one who sings loudest in the car: Jay for sure
The one who loves sappy movies: Separately not really, but they like watching them together
The one who goes for a hug first: Kai loves hugging Jay
The one who asked the other one out first: Kai
The one who did or will propose: Have you seen episode 1 from March of the Oni? Kai asks Jay
The big spoon/The little spoon: Interchangeable since they’re both short
•ĸaι ѕмιтн•
•jay walĸer•
•zane jυιlen•
•cole вrooĸѕтone•
•lloyd garмadon•
•nya ѕмιтн•
Bonus:
I feel like Zane would have the same aesthetic as Lloyd; hence the reasoning for my theme
Lloyd: Hey Jay, can I ask you for some relationship advice?
Jay: Look, kid, just because I’m dating Kai doesn’t mean I know how I did it.
With a side of Nya :)
Still an alien prince from outer space.
Was given away/sold as a part of a trade with his planet and a rival as a peace treaty.
Because he is so pretty, and ridiculously strong and fierce.
Unhappy about leaving his sister behind. Very unhappy of essentially becoming a slave.
Fire boy escapes when the convoy passed near Earth and, you guessed it, he ended up there.
Lands with a bang, literally. Meets everyone, who help stop the aliens chasing him and they become a team. (not too much detail, cause I want to write a fic)
He 100% kissed Cole to learn the language. (And then when Jay joked he knew another language, Kai kissed him too)
Doesn't understand Earth humour, but picks it up thanks to Jay's constant joking.
The others find his lack of understanding for Earth ways hilarious and go out of their way to introduce new things to him.
He and Jay spend time bonding over Earth confusion as Jay doesn't understand some things either (he just hides it better)
Powers are also fuelled by emotions, but needs intense emotions to work.
Flight is fueled by joy, star bolts by righteous fury and increasing strength by courage (he's just normally freakishly strong)
His star bolts glow red instead of green and are really hot. When they go through a wall, the edges of the hole are melting.
Can regulate the intensity of his bolts to turn them into a light source
Prefers to float instead of walk (this boy is (usually) always happy)
Misses his sister more than anything. Would just sit on the nearest surface (usually the floor) because he thought about her and was sad
Literally couldn't walk for a week when Nya arrived on Earth because he was so happy.
Got tips from Jay on emotion control to help him walk again after he kept banging into doors.
Is a really good fighter (he didn't escape those aliens because he asked nicely)
Will try to keep any animal he sees as a pet.
Eventually gets laser eyes through a less than fun experience but learns a lesson about vanity/internal beauty in the process.
Is always warm and has an incredibly high tolerance for extreme temperatures.
After they become closer, the team will huddle and cuddle next to Kai when it's cold.
Lloyd especially will turn into a cat and sit on Kai because warmth. Kai loves it because cat!
Us: we want a cole season
Writers: ok Zane will sacrifice himself again only to turn evil
Us: uh no we said COLE SEASON
Writers: Ninjago Anime
Us: wtf
Kai: Guys, don’t worry. It will take a lot to kill me.
Zane: What about that one time you fell through the frozen lake while trying to ice skate?
Nya: Or the time you started a grease fire and tried to put it out with water.
Lloyd: Or the time you ate a whole pint of ice cream even though you’re lactose intolerant.
Kai: …But did I die?
Kai: Suck out my sadness daddy
Jay: Kai, sweetie, stop talking