Jay: Kai, What Do You Want For Christmas?

Jason: Go fuck yourself!

Dick: Fuck me yourself, you coward!

(This is really bad edit of a classic scene from Red Hood and the Outlaws Annual #1 by Scott Lobdell - go read it, it gave me mad JayDick vibes.)

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Aziraphale: oh dear, it sure is dark in here…

Crowley:

Aziraphale: I’m not scared or anything.

Crowley: …

Aziraphale: I mean, who’s scared of the dark these days? Not an Angel. Not me, no sir.

Crowley: Do you want me to hold your hand?

Aziraphale: Yes, please.

jay watches his own show

Maybe I’m reading too much into it, but a neat detail in Good Omens is that Crowley usually keeps his snake eyes as human as possible unless he is going full Demon and using his powers.

But when Aziraphale is playing Crowley, he keeps the full Demon eyes the whole time. I like to think that’s because he loves the way Crowley’s eyes look.

dick grayson: I have to ground you. I am grounding you. You are grounded.

mar'i grayson: What about soccer practice?

dick grayson: Fine, other than practice. And no TV.

mar'i grayson: The TV's broken.

dick grayson: Then no computer.

mar'i grayson: I need the computer for school.

dick grayson: Then no... Uh... *glances at Lian* No Lian.

lian harper: What, no Lian?

dick grayson: NO LIAN!

Technically, he ain't wrong but...agavacfdf Morro, put the kid down-

This is how I'd imagine these two would have been like if we went with the "they got along" route in the Demon Slayer AU.

Morro's like, around 13 here, before he and Wu had that fight over trying for the Final Selection. He and Lloyd would be way closer in age in this scenario.

Starfire!Kai time!

With a side of Nya :)

Still an alien prince from outer space.

Was given away/sold as a part of a trade with his planet and a rival as a peace treaty.

Because he is so pretty, and ridiculously strong and fierce.

Unhappy about leaving his sister behind. Very unhappy of essentially becoming a slave.

Fire boy escapes when the convoy passed near Earth and, you guessed it, he ended up there.

Lands with a bang, literally. Meets everyone, who help stop the aliens chasing him and they become a team. (not too much detail, cause I want to write a fic)

He 100% kissed Cole to learn the language. (And then when Jay joked he knew another language, Kai kissed him too)

Doesn't understand Earth humour, but picks it up thanks to Jay's constant joking.

The others find his lack of understanding for Earth ways hilarious and go out of their way to introduce new things to him.

He and Jay spend time bonding over Earth confusion as Jay doesn't understand some things either (he just hides it better)

Powers are also fuelled by emotions, but needs intense emotions to work.

Flight is fueled by joy, star bolts by righteous fury and increasing strength by courage (he's just normally freakishly strong)

His star bolts glow red instead of green and are really hot. When they go through a wall, the edges of the hole are melting.

Can regulate the intensity of his bolts to turn them into a light source

Prefers to float instead of walk (this boy is (usually) always happy)

Misses his sister more than anything. Would just sit on the nearest surface (usually the floor) because he thought about her and was sad

Literally couldn't walk for a week when Nya arrived on Earth because he was so happy.

Got tips from Jay on emotion control to help him walk again after he kept banging into doors.

Is a really good fighter (he didn't escape those aliens because he asked nicely)

Will try to keep any animal he sees as a pet.

Eventually gets laser eyes through a less than fun experience but learns a lesson about vanity/internal beauty in the process.

Is always warm and has an incredibly high tolerance for extreme temperatures.

After they become closer, the team will huddle and cuddle next to Kai when it's cold.

Lloyd especially will turn into a cat and sit on Kai because warmth. Kai loves it because cat!

I FINALLY REMEMBER WHO ANIME ZANE REMINDS ME OF

HE SMACK HIS HEAD ON A COUCH